No, it's not Stigmata, it's just Ben Stratton getting your attention.

[matty_hawk]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

I also found this out recently;

Ben Stratton was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 4 minutes and 12 seconds.

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

After hearing of Ben Stratton, the producers of Lost changed the name to Found.

 

[MuzzHawk]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton turned Chuck Norris gay

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Angelina Joelie tried unsuccessfully to adopt Ben Stratton.

 

[afterburner7]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton once did a push up and actually pushed the earth down.

When the bogeyman goes to bed he checks the closet for Ben Stratton.

Superman wears Ben Stratton undies.

 

[MuzzHawk]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Angelina Joelie tried unsuccessfully to adopt Ben Stratton.

He then proceeded to put her away

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Once upon a time,

Ben Stratton.

The End.

 

[Dinsdale]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton is an anagram of "Abs Tent Torn" which is what happens to his jumper when he flexs his abs

 

[Camnstell]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Gary Ablett Jnr wears Ben Stratton pyjamas to bed.

 

[Jaeger]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton for PM.

He's already better than these two

 

[beasa00]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Thought id make some money.... just registered the trade make "istratton" now i just have to wait for a call from Steve Jobs!

 

[Dinsdale]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

www.benstratton.com is a backup of the whole internet, but it cant be displayed because your browser is not worthy

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton built my hotrod.

 

[arupist]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton for PM.

He's already better than these two

Not hard. Ben's got balls.

 

[Woodside Hawk]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton built my hotrod.

Ding a ling dang my dang a long ding dong...

Ben Stratton Pose, anyone?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ding a ling dang my dang a long ding dong...

Ben Stratton Pose, anyone?

Good to see you're catching what I'm pitching.

"And you stare at me
In your Ben Stratton pose
Arms held out
Like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You don't want to be my slave
But you're staring at me
Like I need to be saved
In your Ben Stratton pose"

 

[Woodside Hawk]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Q. Are we not men?

A. We are Ben Stratton.

 

[Boyler_Room]

Re: Ben "I'm Bigger than the Mining Industry" Stratton

Since Ben started playing AFL normal markers for excellence like mere possessions do not apply so that's why they have decided to rename it the Stratt sheet and only Ben is able to get on it.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Re: Ben "I'm Bigger than the Mining Industry" Stratton

The AFL's compensation formula includes a Stratton Co-efficient which means that, in the impossible event of him being traded, Hawthorn would get all top ten draft picks. Forever.

 

[Brant]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton built my hotrod.

Previous to his life as a prophet???

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben "I'm Bigger than the Mining Industry" Stratton

Anyone catch Bono's on Letterman tonight?

He said U2 would no longer be performing 'I still haven't found what I'm looking for'.

That is all.

 

[Hawkamania!]

Re: Ben "I'm Bigger than the Mining Industry" Stratton

Ben's dog teaches other mere mortals tricks.

Ben took out Iron Chef with his dish Boiled Water. It is the only dish register a perfect score by all three judges.

FIFA has changed the name of the World Cup to the Ben Stratton Cup. Soccer instantly gains respect as a sport.

Ben can silence an arena full of Vuvuzelas with a simple gesture of placing his finger to his lips. It even works on delayed telecasts.

Ben is so cool, the Antarctic has gained ice during his lifetime.

Ben's reflection in the mirror has it's own reflection and its reflection has it's own reflection etc.

Ben rewrote the Laws of Physics this morning and the universe obeyed.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Re: Ben "I'm Bigger than the Mining Industry" Stratton

A Ben Stratton prosecution can beat the Wookie Defence.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Previous to his life as a prophet???

Correct.

In regards to UFO's, the truth really is out there....

and it's name is Ben Stratton.

 

[Messenger]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

I see Ben Stratton.