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Which team will finish the 2024 season higher ranked?


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I am probably wrong, but I can't recall too many situations where a player on extended leave and a club ends well.

Demons return to pre-season training but Clayton Oliver remains on extended leave​

Melbourne’s pre-season restarts today after the new year break but it will be without star Clayton Oliver who remains on extended leave – with no return date set.
Melbourne general manager of AFL performance Alan Richardson said the club would give Oliver the time and space that he required as well as the resources needed to work on his issues.


 

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Do we know how often they get tested though?

Like how often during a season would you get tested?

I somehow doubt it's every player, every week, twice a week.

And if you kinda sorta get told a test is coming up... so it's not that random... I'd think it would be pretty easy to get away with.
No, there is no warning on random testing... as that is the whole point of making it a surprise.
 
You're misunderstanding the situation. You need to look at it from the sports/leagues perspective. If they tested everyone and 50% are testing positive, the black mark against the sport and league would be catastrophic. Loss of sponsorship monies would be huge.

Ultimately it's in the AFL's best interest for no one to test positive apart from a handful of no name players who can act as sacrificial lambs to make the league look tough on drugs. It's a bit of a balancing act between enforcing and turning a blind eye. The clubs not reporting on players 1st strike helps.

NBA is notorious for letting players get away with murder. You want to know why Lebron is playing basketball at a higher level and for longer than Jordan...? There is more smoke than an Aussie bushfire. The NFL is pretty lenient too but so they should be, half the league plays in position where they are literally brutally tenderized every game.
Doesn't ASADA do the testing though, rather than the AFL... because otherwise the AFL lose their commonwealth funding?
 
2023 Inaugural Crows Funniest Poster of the Year Competition.

I am pleased to announce that the Inaugural Winner of The Funniest Crows Poster of 2023 is Drugs Are Bad Mackay?

He wins the Inaugural Badge and Platinum Membership with Bigfooty.

The decision is final and was based not just on one post alone but multiple posts on the Crows Board in 2023.

However in particular we could not go passed this post of his in 2023.

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In a very close 2nd Place was GrommoT with so many posts but in particular this one stood out.

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Third Place and from "left field" goes to Kane McGoodwin with his photographic skills and keen attention to detail in the Showdown.

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The biggest "controversial decision" would have been a North Melbourne poster winning the Award and very unlucky not to. However in 2023, it was only open to Crows posters.

The post by SammyRoo was right up there in contention. Your posting in 2023 was not only appreciated, but very much welcomed. :thumbsu:


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I am pleased to announce that the Funniest Poster of the Year will continue in 2024 and just like the Vics allowed Crows to enter the competition, non-Crows posters are eligible.

A special thank you to the moderators. in no particular order, Scorpus brucetiki CrowinNT relapse and Drugs Are Bad Mackay? who not only allowed for the Award to take place on their board but oversaw the competition as well.

Finally a very very special thank you to Chief that not only provided for the award in 2023 and for it to continue in 2024, but also for providing a wonderful well supported forum to allow like minded people who follow footy to engage freely.

Thank you.


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Thanks for arranging GROTTO !

Surprised to be even near the genius of DABM & GrommoT.

Mine was pure opportunity that the Port supporters next to me left at half time & left behind their scarf lol.
 
I reckon a lot more than people are willing to admit. I’m a bit shocked people are acting so indignant, as if a bunch of 18-29 year old males straight out of high school and given a load of cash aren’t within the exact at risk population. there’s also been a coke surge in the last 5 years or so, it’s absolutely everywhere when you go out (sorry to the over 40s who are in bed by 8pm—ie mostly anyone who still uses forums; ps that is close to including me too btw don’t get angry at me) and I know this may break the illusion for some of you but after games and during off season them players aren’t going home to their long term partners to catch up on would I lie to you or muster dogs.

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I’m going to need links to peer-reviewed studies
Start with the percentage of players that go out and regularly get shitfaced on the piss. Then the number that do coke as well would be somewhat commensurate with that.

Lads, cash, booze, bags. They go together like pies and, umm coke.
 

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2023 Inaugural Crows Funniest Poster of the Year Competition.

I am pleased to announce that the Inaugural Winner of The Funniest Crows Poster of 2023 is Drugs Are Bad Mackay?

He wins the Inaugural Badge and Platinum Membership with Bigfooty.

The decision is final and was based not just on one post alone but multiple posts on the Crows Board in 2023.

However in particular we could not go passed this post of his in 2023.

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In a very close 2nd Place was GrommoT with so many posts but in particular this one stood out.

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Third Place and from "left field" goes to Kane McGoodwin with his photographic skills and keen attention to detail in the Showdown.

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The biggest "controversial decision" would have been a North Melbourne poster winning the Award and very unlucky not to. However in 2023, it was only open to Crows posters.

The post by SammyRoo was right up there in contention. Your posting in 2023 was not only appreciated, but very much welcomed. :thumbsu:


img_4011-jpeg.1798756



I am pleased to announce that the Funniest Poster of the Year will continue in 2024 and just like the Vics allowed Crows to enter the competition, non-Crows posters are eligible.

A special thank you to the moderators. in no particular order, Scorpus brucetiki CrowinNT relapse and Drugs Are Bad Mackay? who not only allowed for the Award to take place on their board but oversaw the competition as well.

Finally a very very special thank you to Chief that not only provided for the award in 2023 and for it to continue in 2024, but also for providing a wonderful well supported forum to allow like minded people who follow footy to engage freely.

Thank you.


Grotto
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He wasn't tested. Can't test positive if you don't get tested in the first place.
And shave every hair off of your body, after a tumultuous time including a completely messed up rehab attempt in California, immediately prior to being signed off to join Rihcmunt

He's on the record as saying he was meticulous and planned his benders around games, training and potential testing in season

To some degree he went off the rails when his career ended and he didn't have that requirement or structure in his daily life
 
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