Spurk
Club Legend
Gee you know and write a lot about North.Comrade G63 yes indeed, a civil war between JB, JB Lite and this outrider is the last thing that Norf needs now. Even if they resolve it via a town hall meeting at Oil Drum Lane, it will cost $20k and that will blow the budget, meaning the Eugene will have to reconnect the exercise bikes up to the power generator and organise a 24 x 7 roster, all in the name of 'pre-season conditioning'.
I am starting to think that Norf's four premierships constitute a milestone around their scrawny neck. Norfites on the Bay rhetorically wave around, say, 1999 as it is some sort of talisman. Norf's creditors, such as the infamous Jacques from Xenium, the hard credit experts, don't give a stuff about ancient history - and that is exactly what it is: ancient history. Norfites, memories do not equate to solvency. Sure, you can make fun of the Dogs, their failures in the Premliminary Finals and 1954 as much as you like but again, what has that got to do with the future, where the real battle is to be fought? The raven croaks for Norf, not the Bulldogs.
Risible though they be, SLF's suggestions to sell Norf to the State Government (oh, to be able to quote it on the Bay) or organise a Norf Sausage Sizzle at least betray a recognition that the wolf is at the door again and this time it is a far more ravenous beast.
Biffinator.
Why do you care so much about the Roos.
The goings on at Melbourne wouldn't even scratch the surface of my interest and apart from Jack Watts being a wasted pick and Stynes, happily couldn't hold half a conversation about that irrelevant club.