look, salter may not be the solution, but he is a metaphor for the arrogance and pig headedness of the coaches and match selection committee that their pride has consigned us to 4 losses which we should have won all 4 if we had have played a set stay at home forward line in each of those games
That's pretty much it. Nobody is saying that Stewart or Salter will be our Coleman Medal winning Buddy and Roughead saviours - they may not work out at all. But there is no Earthly reason why they should not be playing up forward, in a structure that makes any use of their talents and actually straightens up the rest of the side. Find out if they're AFL footballers for f***'s sake.