Oppo Camp Opposition supporters say the strangest things

[Cataholic]

Beer just came out my nose.

Chad has jumped from the pan into the long drop.

 

[JohnZ]

Beer just came out my nose.

Oh I bet he has about 3 years worth of regret bottled up.

 

[Down at K Park]

Hate to say it but bent over by the umps. Never seen it as bad for a home side


This from a tuggers supporter in the port autopsy thread.



Best part of the night was getting evacuated from my apartment building by a fire alarm with 5 minutes left in the game. The sweet, merciful sound of being alleviated of the horrors of watching Port Adelaide play.

For the record, it was a false alarm. A bit like the people who thought we were a chance of winning a premiership with that fat, Coke guzzling, dumbass Victorian mole as our coach.


At least one of them has a sense of humour

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Hate to say it but bent over by the umps. Never seen it as bad for a home side


This from a tuggers supporter in the port autopsy thread.



Best part of the night was getting evacuated from my apartment building by a fire alarm with 5 minutes left in the game. The sweet, merciful sound of being alleviated of the horrors of watching Port Adelaide play.

For the record, it was a false alarm. A bit like the people who thought we were a chance of winning a premiership with that fat, Coke guzzling, dumbass Victorian mole as our coach.


At least one of them has a sense of humour

This shit comes up no matter the reality of the game.

 

[Down at K Park]

This sh*t comes up no matter the reality of the game.

Just doing an lol about a tuggers supporter having to go onto the port board to spread their salt.

I thought the umpiring was poor both ways last night. The free kick against Hendo for "blocking" while going for the mark that took out Marshall, and the unrealistic attempt one against sav when he jumped a tad early, but the ball was about 10cm above his hands were absolute howlers.

Just seemed like their were trying to interject into the game all night with silly frees.

 

[JohnZ]

and the unrealistic attempt one against sav when he jumped a tad early, but the ball was about 10cm above his hands were absolute howlers.

Haven't watched the replay, but I thought he got his hands to it? Looked that way to me.

 

[JohnZ]

I have a translator if anyone needs it

The new additions to Geelong have made them even more annoying.

Translation: The new recruits at Geelong have made them even better than last year, (and we only just beat them).

 

[JohnZ]

Was secretly hoping Cameron broke his leg when the Port player dove across it on that first goal too, I'm bad aren't I?

Translation: I'm a flog, and can't wait for the ski season to open up

 

[frggr]

Holy heck are they delusional over there or what! Something in the water for sure. One dude suggested Bradley freakin Close is on the juice.

Why, when that Barwon River water has everything you need? Mix it in with a bit of Limeburner's Lagoon refinery run-off and you're basically The Hulk!

 

[frggr]

Beer just came out my nose.

Was that ACA?

 

[#6 Thorp #7 Selwood LOL]

Has anybody else spotted the encoded message on the first post of page 16 of the Port autopsy thread?

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

Heres a good one

The addition to Cameron to their forward line is ******* annoying, similar to Lynch to Tigers.
These Vic clubs have such and easy time of attracting top players. It’s bloody hard for a team like Port.
So sick of this uneven unfair comp.

Remember when they drafted Charlie Dixon instead of recruiting him from an expansion club in a state he grew up in?

 

[Down at K Park]

Haven't watched the replay, but I thought he got his hands to it? Looked that way to me.

Went through his hands maybe? Either way it was a stupid decision. How is it an unrealistic attempt when you basically have your hands in place to mark it?
Bizarre.

Has anybody else spotted the encoded message on the first post of page 16 of the Port autopsy thread?

Well played kind sir

Has anyone noticed it yet?

 

[Down at K Park]

Heres a good one

The addition to Cameron to their forward line is ******* annoying, similar to Lynch to Tigers.
These Vic clubs have such and easy time of attracting top players. It’s bloody hard for a team like Port.
So sick of this uneven unfair comp.

Remember when they drafted Charlie Dixon instead of recruiting him from an expansion club in a state he grew up in?

The crows and power have the choice of SA boys wanting to come home between them. Vic clubs have more than half the comp to fight over signings for Vics wanting to come home.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

This sh*t comes up no matter the reality of the game.

#bleedinghearts

 

[#6 Thorp #7 Selwood LOL]

Well played kind sir

Has anyone noticed it yet?

Nope, couple of earnest replies too, bless their cotton socks. A mod even liked the post!

 

[#6 Thorp #7 Selwood LOL]

The crows and power have the choice of SA boys wanting to come home between them. Vic clubs have more than half the comp to fight over signings for Vics wanting to come home.

Not to mention we paid the price both in terms of contract and trade pieces for JC. And are they forgetting that we lost the Little Master to the GC?? We owe the franchises one.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Nope, couple of earnest replies too, bless their cotton socks. A mod even liked the post!

They're the dumbest supporter base in the league so are you surprised? Most of them carry on like 12 year Olds.

 

[standupand]

Nope, couple of earnest replies too, bless their cotton socks. A mod even liked the post!

My bet is it'll have them stumped for, I dunno.. another 14 years or so.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Holy heck are they delusional over there or what! Something in the water for sure. One dude suggested Bradley freakin Close is on the juice.

Close? Fruit juice maybe, he has the build of a large child

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Beer just came out my nose.

Might be a bit late for Chaddles regret wagon

 

[And_ROOS]

"I’m basically out of here, out the door! The cats first goal in the last quarter was very suss! The boundary umpire had thrown the ball in with the intention of it dropping short. The cats were very aware of this ploy and it cost us a goal. It all reeks of prior knowledge. Very handy in, up until then, a tight game.
We have no chance with this type of corruption going on! "

We're through the looking glass here people.

What did they think of their first goal to open the match?

 

[And_ROOS]

Translation: I'm a flog, and can't wait for the ski season to open up

Report that for injury trolling.

 

[year of the cat]

Didn’t know where to post this. But an illustration of the absolute genius that is David King

 

[Spazz Cat]

Holy heck are they delusional over there or what! Something in the water for sure. One dude suggested Bradley freakin Close is on the juice.

Brad Close!! Out of all the players.......ahhh what can you say?