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How about I put the Pyre on the line instead? Or the winner of our match gets to remain friends with The Filth Wizard
How about I put the Pyre on the line instead? Or the winner of our match gets to remain friends with The Filth Wizard
You want to steal the limelight from him? I'd polish his boots and wash his taint, you know, the simple stuffI'll happily be The Filth Wizard 's Manager-- Paul Heyman style
i said i wanted nothing to do with sh*t
it's worst enough that i already play a fantasy football game with a 20+ year old sim, remove me or this thread is getting ******* nuked
**** up and wrestle, you ****ing Brony coward.i said i wanted nothing to do with sh*t
it's worst enough that i already play a fantasy football game with a 20+ year old sim, remove me or this thread is getting ******* nuked
SOMEHOW THIS HASN'T STOPPED YET! IT'S THE ROUND 4 MATCHUPS!
Oh yes, we're kicking things off with a bang this week!
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We're kicking off with the first ever SFAEW World Tag Team Championship match!
Wosh & fitzroybowiedog take on BRAB & Ant Bear, and Antonio BlueVein & The Jesus!
Huge names colliding here! It'll either open the show or be the main event, I haven't decided yet.
Speaking of championship matches...
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Pugsley puts his newly minted SFAEW Intercity Championship on the line against Hatchy1992 in a ladder match!
Thrilling stuff!
Speaking of big rivalries...
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The Half Back clashes with TJASTA over some video posting thing or something along those lines.
On the topic of ex-Furies captains...
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Ned_Flanders faces off with the debuting JT_the_Man! Exciting!
And now that you mention Wonders posters making their SFAEW debut...
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SweetD squares up with my fellow Hawk PMBangers!
And in your main event/big match in the middle of the card, I haven't decided yet...
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The Filth Wizard once again lets pantskyle challenge for his SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship...but this time, it's inside a Barbed Wire Steel Cage!
Yes, I know Pants requested a Hell in a Cell match, but unfortunately, the mod that allows for HiaC matches to happen, for whatever reason, makes it so that you can't save the commentary for the match, meaning that unless a compromise is made, I can't post it.
I'm hoping that this is close enough.
Oh, and just so that we can finally get a proper 1-on-1 result between the two Brothers of Distortion, I'll be the special guest referee in this match, acting in my role of SFAEW Commissioner!
Also, if Pants loses, he becomes ineligible to challenge for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship until Season 32!
Also also, the winner will also become my vice-captain for Round 5's War Games match against the Bombers!
High stakes indeed!
Hopefully my change in gimmick will get me over the line.
You’ve gone from 8-bit to two-bit.
I don't remember any of this.(por_please_ya and SuasageRoll are going at it.)
por_please_ya hits a Northern Lights suplex on SuasageRoll.
(cooney and GremioPower are going at it.)
cooney tries a facerake, but GremioPower blocks it.
GremioPower kicks cooney.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
GremioPower kicks cooney.
GremioPower chops cooney.
cooney chops GremioPower.
cooney hits GremioPower.
The crowd is really behind cooney.
cooney attempts a kneebreaker, but GremioPower blocks it.
cooney begs off.
GremioPower gets an octopus hold on cooney.
cooney is struggling to reach the ropes.
cooney grabs the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
GremioPower tries an octopus hold, but cooney counters it with a hiptoss.
cooney and por_please_ya whip GremioPower into the ropes.
They hit GremioPower with a double kick to the midsection.
cooney tries to throw GremioPower over the top rope.
GremioPower hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
GremioPower slides back in under the bottom rope.
(por_please_ya and Metalcrusher are going at it.)
por_please_ya tries to throw Metalcrusher over the top rope.
** Metalcrusher has been eliminated.
The crowd is really behind por_please_ya.
(por_please_ya and The Jesus are going at it.)
por_please_ya hits a dropkick on The Jesus.
(por_please_ya and SuasageRoll are going at it.)
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against SuasageRoll.
(Tonga Bob and Mister M are going at it.)
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Mister M with a kick.
Tonga Bob nails Mister M with a short clothesline.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob gives the sign for the Game Over.
(The Jesus and The Injury Factory are going at it.)
The Jesus takes The Injury Factory down with a DDT.
The Jesus takes The Injury Factory down with a fisherman suplex.
The Jesus tries a flying clothesline, but The Injury Factory counters it with
an intercept superkick.
The Injury Factory and PM Bangers whip The Jesus into the ropes.
They hit The Jesus with a double clothesline.
The Injury Factory and PM Bangers whip The Jesus into the ropes.
They hit The Jesus with a double fist to the midsection.
The Injury Factory and PM Bangers whip The Jesus into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Jesus with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The Jesus tries to throw The Injury Factory over the top rope.
The Injury Factory hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
The Jesus notices it and knees The Injury Factory in the back.
** The Injury Factory has been eliminated.
(Elton John's Wig and Tonga Bob are going at it.)
Elton John's Wig uses a flapjack on Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig goes for a bulldog, but Tonga Bob throws him off.
Tonga Bob attempts a dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
There are lots of chants for Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig tries a headbutt, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob locks Elton John's Wig in a choke against the ropes.
Elton John's Wig is struggling to get out of the hold.
Elton John's Wig is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Elton John's Wig is struggling to get out of the hold.
Elton John's Wig is valiantly trying to break the hold.
cooney makes the save.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob goes for a Samoan Drop, but Elton John's Wig counters it with
a sunset flip.
Elton John's Wig performs a powerslam against Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig tries a flying cross body press, but Tonga Bob
counters it with a running powerslam.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Tonga Bob uses a diving headbutt on Elton John's Wig.
(serial_thrilla and The Jesus are going at it.)
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on The Jesus.
serial_thrilla nails The Jesus with a flying dropkick.
serial_thrilla tries to throw The Jesus over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
(Elton John's Wig and Tonga Bob are going at it.)
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig performs a dropkick against Tonga Bob.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
(PM Bangers and Tonga Bob are going at it.)
PM Bangers tries to throw Tonga Bob over the top rope.
** Tonga Bob has been eliminated.
There are lots of chants for PM Bangers.
(PM Bangers and SuasageRoll are going at it.)
PM Bangers tries to throw SuasageRoll over the top rope.
** SuasageRoll has been eliminated.