Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of cheers.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is pantskyle. Time of match: 0:00:09


Breaking his own record there! Nice going Pants.

 

[pantskyle]

They lock up.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of cheers.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is pantskyle. Time of match: 0:00:09


Breaking his own record there! Nice going Pants.

If only I could do this when a title is on the line.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event:

The Unstoppable Force vs the Immovable Object!

The Filth Wizard defends the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship against the undefeated JT_the_Man!

If Filthy loses, his is permanently barred from the World Championship scene forever!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
pantskyle comes to ringside.
The Filth Wizard uses a facebuster onto the knee on JT_The_Man.
The Filth Wizard uses a facebuster onto the knee on JT_The_Man.
The Filth Wizard tries an abdominal stretch, but JT_The_Man counters it with a facerake.
JT_The_Man chops The Filth Wizard.
A portion of the crowd is booing JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man punches The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard chops JT_The_Man.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard uses a vertical suplex on JT_The_Man.
The Filth Wizard executes a headlock takedown against JT_The_Man.
The Filth Wizard executes a facebuster onto the knee against JT_The_Man.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man hits The Filth Wizard with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man uses a spear on The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang checks The Filth Wizard's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Filth Wizard fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
The Filth Wizard whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
JT_The_Man uses a spear on The Filth Wizard.
A portion of the crowd is booing JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man nails The Filth Wizard with a spear.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard tries to escape the hold.
The Filth Wizard tries to fight the pain.
The Filth Wizard breaks the hold after 23 seconds.
The Filth Wizard tries a front-layout suplex, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man executes a spear against The Filth Wizard.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man performs a spear against The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man uses a spear on The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang asks The Filth Wizard if he's had enough.
The Filth Wizard shakes his head.
Manangatang checks The Filth Wizard's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Filth Wizard fights his way out of the hold after 24 seconds.
The Filth Wizard attempts a sleeperhold, but JT_The_Man counters it with a go-behind.
JT_The_Man uses a release German suplex on The Filth Wizard.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
JT_The_Man nails The Filth Wizard with a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
JT_The_Man executes an overhead snap belly-to-belly suplex into the turnbuckles against The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man nails The Filth Wizard with a Jackhammer.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JT_The_Man catches The Filth Wizard in a chinlock deathlock submission.
The Filth Wizard manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds.
JT_The_Man performs a spear against The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man performs a spear against The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard tries to escape the hold.
The Filth Wizard is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Filth Wizard summons one last burst of energy.
Manangatang asks The Filth Wizard if he's had enough.
The Filth Wizard shakes his head.
The Filth Wizard grabs the ropes after 33 seconds.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Filth Wizard tries to fight the pain.
The Filth Wizard summons one last burst of energy.
Manangatang tells The Filth Wizard to respond or he'll stop the fight.
The Filth Wizard nods.
Manangatang asks The Filth Wizard if he's had enough.
The Filth Wizard shakes his head.
Manangatang checks The Filth Wizard's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Filth Wizard fights his way out of the hold after 36 seconds.


Filthy is getting absolutely dominated! Is he going to be kissing that championship goodbye?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Filth Wizard nails JT_The_Man with a front-layout suplex.
The Filth Wizard hits an inverted atomic drop on JT_The_Man.
The Filth Wizard attempts a facebuster onto the knee, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man gives the sign for the Medal Winner.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
JT_The_Man performs a fallaway slam against The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang counts: One, two, Pantskyle breaks the pin.
The Filth Wizard locks JT_The_Man in an abdominal stretch.
JT_The_Man breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
JT_The_Man whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard
reverses it.
JT_The_Man misses with an elbow.
JT_The_Man hits The Filth Wizard with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man executes a fallaway slam against The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man hits a vertical suplex on The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man hits a running powerslam on The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr...Pantskyle breaks the pin attempt.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Manangatang.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on Pantskyle
The Filth Wizard nails JT_The Man with an inverted atomic drop.
Pantskyle tries to hit a big boot on JT_The_Man, but he pulls The Filth Wizard into the way.
Manangatang is back on the job.
Manangatang calls for the bell.

The match is ruled a No-Contest. Time of match: 0:08:24


Wow, the first non-finish in SFAEW history. In the main event, no less. It's unfortunate, but I suppose it's out of the way now.

Incidentally, Filthy retains his championship.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Brothers of Destruction

 

[JT_the_Man]

The Filth Wizard nails JT_The_Man with a front-layout suplex.
The Filth Wizard hits an inverted atomic drop on JT_The_Man.
The Filth Wizard attempts a facebuster onto the knee, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man gives the sign for the Medal Winner.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
JT_The_Man performs a fallaway slam against The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang counts: One, two, Pantskyle breaks the pin.
The Filth Wizard locks JT_The_Man in an abdominal stretch.
JT_The_Man breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
JT_The_Man whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard
reverses it.
JT_The_Man misses with an elbow.
JT_The_Man hits The Filth Wizard with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man executes a fallaway slam against The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man hits a vertical suplex on The Filth Wizard.
JT_The_Man hits a running powerslam on The Filth Wizard.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr...Pantskyle breaks the pin attempt.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Manangatang.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on Pantskyle
The Filth Wizard nails JT_The Man with an inverted atomic drop.
Pantskyle tries to hit a big boot on JT_The_Man, but he pulls The Filth Wizard into the way.
Manangatang is back on the job.
Manangatang calls for the bell.

The match is ruled a No-Contest. Time of match: 0:08:24


Wow, the first non-finish in SFAEW history. In the main event, no less. It's unfortunate, but I suppose it's out of the way now.

Incidentally, Filthy retains his championship.

Why pantskyle

The belt was mine!

 

[pantskyle]

Why pantskyle

The belt was mine!

Sowwy.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Why pantskyle

The belt was mine!

Sowwy.

I may have to make a match for next week because of this...

 

[VainGlorious]

BULLSHIT!

 

[PMBangers]

where are the sim ratings smh

 

[The Half Back]

Two out of three aye? Might lose the first one intentionally just to make the comeback even sweeter.

The winner is The Half Back. Time of match: 0:33:14


Your winner, AND NEEEWWWWWWWWW SFAEW Intercity Champion: The Half Back! That was one hell of a match!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Round 7 Wrap


Mister M pinned Tony Lynn 15 with the One Mister's Angel in 0:20:40
Sim Rating: ** 1/4


Sweet D and Haydo defeated por_please_ya and PMBangers when Haydo pinned Bangers with the Springboard Hurricanrana in 0:16:32
Sim rating: *** 3/4


Two out of Three Falls Match for the SFAEW Intercity Championship
The Half Back defeated Hatchy1992, 2 falls to 1:
x Hatchy pinned Halfie via the Captain's Splash at 0:01:29
x Halfie pinned Hatchy via the Legendary Lariat at 0:19:08
x Halfie pinned Hatchy via the Legendary Lariat at 0:33:14
Sim Rating: **** 1/2
(The Half Back wins the SFAEW Intercity Championship)


TheInjuryFactory. Test Tickle, NaturalDisaster, and Tonga Bob defeated PhenomenalV1, Elton Johns Wig, Barrybran and GWS Goose when TIF pinned Goose after a small package in 0:11:49.
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Flaming Barbed Wire Baseball Bat On A Pole Match
BRAB pinned Antonio BlueVein with the Moral Compass in 0:19:45.
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


pantskyle pinned serial_thrilla with the Chokeslam in 0:00:09.
Sim Rating: *


SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship Match:
The Filth Wizard and JT_The_Man fought to a No-Contest in 0:08:24
Sim Rating: **** 1/4
(The Filth Wizard retains the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship)


Sim rating for the card: *** 3/4
​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

PS: PMBangers, feel free to collect sim rating stats, match time stats, win-loss records and the like.

 

[The Half Back]

Alright then, who wants a piece?

 

[Senor M]

Alright then, who wants a piece?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Alright then, who wants a piece?

I think we have a deal.

 

[Senor M]

I think we have a deal.

The Half Back

 

[The Half Back]

Easiest title defence in the history of the SFAEW coming up.

 

[Senor M]

Easiest title defence in the history of the SFAEW coming up.

 

[The Half Back]

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[Senor M]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

WOW I'M CUTTING THIS ONE CLOSE, IT'S THE ROUND 8 MATCHUPS!


It's Thursday, you know what that means: let's see what's happening at the SFAEW Arena this Saturday!



First up:



Antonio BlueVein takes his anger about losing on one of SFAEW's biggest losers so far, Ned_Flanders!





Speaking of losers:



The man who just lost the Intercity Championship, Hatchy1992, takes on moi!




Speaking of Hawk posters:




por_please_ya & PMBangers try and make up for last week by taking on Wosh & fitzroybowiedog, inside a steel cage!




Speaking of gimmick matches:



JT_the_Man clashes with pantskyle in a Falls Count Anywhere match! Can JT reclaim his shot at the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship? Or will Pants put it all on the line to protect his brother's title reign?



Speaking of title matches:



The Half Back defends his newly won SFAEW Intercity Championship against rising star Mister M! And just to spice things up a little, this match will be contested with No Disqualifications!




Speaking of...nope, haven't got a tenuous connection here:



Agent93 and GremioPower make their SFAEW singles debut against each other!




And in your main event:




It's a Triple Threat Ladder Match, with the winners becoming the Number One Contenders to the SFAEW World Tag Team Championships!
Barrybran & GWS Goose, haydo & SweetD, and TheInjuryFactory & Test Tickle will risk injury for a shot at The Unholy Alliance!




See you Saturday!​

 

[Chipmunk]

I will be waiting for the winner!

 

[PMBangers]

por_please_ya and myself have been practising all week, to the point we can make a no bake lemon cheesecake without instructions!