Autopsy Pies v Kuwarna (Crows) - AFL Rd 10, 2024 - Sat May 18TH 1:45PM (M.C.G.)

[NetworkNerd]

Happy Collingwood go in the top 4 day!

 

[Daka]

Pies have won the last 5 games some of them close but still you can't tip against them when was the last night the Crows knocked Pies off at the MCG? would have to imagine it was a long time ago.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Pies have won the last 5 games some of them close but still you can't tip against them when was the last night the Crows knocked Pies off at the MCG? would have to imagine it was a long time ago.

You have to go back a while to find the last team we actually beat Collingwood.

 

[beerbandit]

Historically a very good match at the MCG between these 2

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Pies have won the last 5 games some of them close but still you can't tip against them when was the last night the Crows knocked Pies off at the MCG? would have to imagine it was a long time ago.

2014.

 

[Zevon]

This has the makings of a good game. Tipping Collingwood but I think the Crows can give a great account of themselves and a win wouldn’t surprise.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Our games against Collingwood recently have mostly been close (four of the last five by less than a kick), we just haven't been able to get over the line.

I'm not confident looking at our side though, Nicks has selected way too many passengers (McHenry, Murphy, Hamill, Smith, Butts, Jones and Cook).

 

[Zevon]

Nicks has selected way too many passengers

Impossible. Matty would never do that. Just let him back in the boys, they’ll be fine.

 

[The 747]

Today we are all Crows supporters. I hope they win by 15 goals.

I asked ChatGPT to write me a poem about the Crows winning today, it says:

In stadiums vast, where echoes soar,Beneath the arch, where dreams implore,Two titans clashed, with hearts aflame,In the realm of footy's hallowed game.

Collingwood, proud in black and white,Their banners unfurled, their spirits ignite.But fate, fickle as the winds that blow,Decreed a different path to go.

Adelaide's Crows, with wings unfurled,Their resolve as steadfast as the world,In amber fields, they danced with grace,And etched their tale upon the space.

The clash was fierce, with passion's fire,Each tackle, mark, and swift desire,Yet in the end, as shadows fell,A tale of triumph Adelaide did tell.

For though Collingwood fought with might,And through the fray, upheld their plight,'Twas Adelaide's song that filled the air,Their victory, a triumph rare.

And so, amidst the cheers and sighs,The victor's laurels reach the skies,But in defeat, Collingwood stands tall,For in the struggle, they gave their all.

Oh, if you could but see,This scene of sportsmanship's decree,Where victor and vanquished both can say,In the field of battle, honor holds sway.

It is bad.

 

[Phar Ted]

Bounce the ball!



Tex loves the welcome to country.

 

[Spiral_Out]

I'd like to start of by acknowledging that I am about to take up 5 minutes of your time talking about my granny that you all never met and then I'm gonna ramble about random stuff and use words that none of you understand but I'll you this story about my uncle.......... (3 minutes later) and I'd also like to acknowledge Barry, my Aunties second cousin twice removed, his story involves....... (3 minutes later) and woooma jenga welcome


Seriously, is this a tactic to bore us silly and build suspense, coz 90% of it seems pointless.

 

[JackFlash]

I don't know how Kuwarna will go, but i think Adelaide will do well.

 

[The King!]

Adelaide by 13

 

[jode]

Is that European round ?

 

[The King!]

The name changing shit is a pile of old garbage

 

[The King!]

Bit easy

 

[TheUnicorn]

Cox n Butts

 

[danster168]

who noticed Daicos squib his first 50/50 ball against Dawson?

 

[The King!]

Crows guernsey is nice

 

[Visions]

Dont know why Collingwood players bother kicking to Cox.
4 times they have kicked to him and 4 times he has either ran under it or is too slow to get there.

 

[lizard man]

Kate McCarthy is a great commentator for triple M

 

[The King!]

Crows flat footed and indecisive

 

[wilsonmatic]

I'd like to start of by acknowledging that I am about to take up 5 minutes of your time talking about my granny that you all never met and then I'm gonna ramble about random stuff and use words that none of you understand but I'll you this story about my uncle.......... (3 minutes later) and I'd also like to acknowledge Barry, my Aunties second cousin twice removed, his story involves....... (3 minutes later) and woooma jenga welcome


Seriously, is this a tactic to bore us silly and build suspense, coz 90% of it seems pointless.

If I want to acknowledge my nanna I go to the cemetery.. Not sure why he wants to make a public service announcement about it and bore the shit out of the general public.

 

[The King!]

Great run but had to do a short handball to flat footed dawson

 

[Visions]

who noticed Daicos squib his first 50/50 ball against Dawson?

Was that his run down tackle that resulted in his HTB free kick?