Opinion Piss off the Adelaide Crows BigFooty board in one sentence

[I Lost My Keays]

Inspiration from Reddit.

Here are some examples:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bostonceltics/comments/4offtt/piss_off_rbostonceltics_in_one_sentence/
and
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/4o7x5k/make_rreddevils_angry_in_one_sentence/

 

[JP Sauce]

In: van Berlo

 

[Footypie32]

"Written by Michelangelo Rucci".

 

[George 13]

And the 2016 Brownlow medalist is Patrick Dangerfield

 

[Danger in Texas]

Kurt Tippett is a good bloke

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Make the eight and anything can happen

 

[Scorpus]

"He was playing a non-statistical role"

 

[Sam_Malone]

Steven Trigg - Crows CEO

 

[kulak]

With acquisition of new client Rory Sloane, player agent Paul Connors is now player manager for every player on Crows list.

 

[1970crow]

Hird, Buckley & Voss.........

 

[BeechedAsBro]

Every mention of Dangerfield

 

[Elite Crow]

Essendon co-operated more than the Crows

 

[pjcrows]

As far as the eye can see.

 

[1970crow]

Make the eight and anything can happen

Quite a few embrace this though.

 

[SydCrow]

Dwayne Russell

 

[GreyCrow]

Contract extension for David Mackay

 

[Mike Smyth]

Neil Craig explaining his version of "tough football".

 

[Combathorse]

VB provides good leadership and that's why he was selected.

 

[Golumless]

Noble: Van Berlo/Mackay/Douglas ( ) stays in this week as we really value his non-statistical work.

 

[Redleg Crow]

"We were one kick away from the Grand Final"

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Brad Crouch in a moon boot after the game

 

[dude316]

I hope Mathew Nicholls and Troy Pannell umpire the rest of our games this season.

 

[CIDA]

Ian Perrie lines up directly in-front, 30m out.

 

[FR0GGY]

We'll send him back to the sanfl so he can get some match hardness

 

[GreyCrow]

Janus gets a job at Port