Please Spare Some Change for The Homeless Crows.

[ibd77]

After 32 years the once proud parent of the Crows, the SANFL have told the Crows to get out and find their own place to live in. However, after rent free access to the old Football Park, they are now realising how tough the real world actually is.

Being the so-called pride of Souf Straya, they are finding that pride falls short in giving them access to free hold land to build their new corporate headquarters. So far, they tried to occupy the North Adelaide’s Aquatic Centre with the local residents telling them to GAGF.

Next, they thought they were a shoe in for the Bowden Gas Works development site. Then the SA Liberal Government told them to GAGF by awarding the site to a Victorian developer.

They then contemplated the old SA Brewing site but no one answered their calls.

Finally, they settled for Thebarton Oval, former home of the mighty West Torrens Eagles and it seems like a legit deal until the local residents have now piped up telling their local mayor his dreaming and the Crows to GAGF.

Can the bay suggest a suitable parcel of land, anywhere!!! for the Crows to squat in?

 

[jabba5114]

Poor cows. Realising nobody actually wants them around.

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[Bernie L]

Thebarton will get done.

 

[ibd77]

Thebarton will get done.

Not sure if this is classified as rubbish or hard waste.

Hard waste bookings and waste vouchers

How to dispose of items that are large or don’t belong in your kerbside bins.

www.westtorrens.sa.gov.au

Items that will NOT be collected

• Items in excess of 2 cubic metres (2m x 1m x 1m)
• Items in excess of 2 metres in length
• Items that can be disposed of in kerbside bins
• Ammunition, explosives and flares
• Asbestos
• Bagged household waste
• Batteries
• Bean bags
• Building materials - e.g. concrete, bricks, rocks, dirt, cement sheeting, plasterboard and other building materials
• Cans and tins containing paint
• Car bodies, vehicle parts, panels, and tyres
• Ceramic and terracotta items - e.g. toilets, basins, baths, terracotta pots
• Fire extinguishers
• Gas bottles
• Hazardous waste items as defined under the Environment Protection Act.
• Liquid waste - e.g. motor or cooking oil, chemicals
• Timber and logs exceeding 30cm diameter
• Unbundled green organics
• Wooden pallets
• Matt Crouch

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

Oooohh a west of Horsham sh*tfight thread...

 

[ibd77]

Oooohh a west of Horsham sh*tfight thread...

Sounds like your lovely city needs a second team? I know the perfect club, ready to move in at the drop of the hat, does not make too much noise. Might have some issues with the indigenous folk. Occasionally does some weird campy thing.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

Sounds like your lovely city needs a second team? I know the perfect club, ready to move in at the drop of the hat, does not make too much noise. Might have some issues with the indigenous folk. Occasionally does some weird campy thing.

Which ones Port, the tubby wrestler or the skinny one....?

 

[FurTheWin]

Sounds like your lovely city needs a second team? I know the perfect club, ready to move in at the drop of the hat, does not make too much noise. Might have some issues with the indigenous folk. Occasionally does some weird campy thing.

Geelong's Eddie Betts says GAGF

 

[ibd77]

Which ones Port, the tubby wrestler or the skinny one....?

The tubby one of course. Skinny ones tend to snap too easily.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Oooohh a west of Horsham sh*tfight thread...

This one will be better coz it’s not just drakes and marto calling each other campaigners.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Maralinga.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

South Tasmania (aka Antarctica)

 

[ibd77]

Maralinga.

Denied.

Thriving town with an international / NASA rated airport that can land space shuttles apparently. Wonderful nightlife where everything has an certain aura and glow.

 

[ibd77]

South Tasmania (aka Antarctica)

Denied.

Unfortunately a severe sheep shortage is present in this location, so not enough wool for the knitters (cheer squad) to make warm garments to keep the cold at bay.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pine Gap

Would be a great place to host pre-season camps too

 

[ibd77]

Pine Gap

Would be a great place to host pre-season camps too

Denied

Probably have to explain all the time, everytime that Aussie Rules is not RUGBY to all the American folk based there.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

 

[philreich]

After 32 years the once proud parent of the Crows, the SANFL have told the Crows to get out and find their own place to live in. However, after rent free access to the old Football Park, they are now realising how tough the real world actually is.

Being the so-called pride of Souf Straya, they are finding that pride falls short in giving them access to free hold land to build their new corporate headquarters. So far, they tried to occupy the North Adelaide’s Aquatic Centre with the local residents telling them to GAGF.

Next, they thought they were a shoe in for the Bowden Gas Works development site. Then the SA Liberal Government told them to GAGF by awarding the site to a Victorian developer.

They then contemplated the old SA Brewing site but no one answered their calls.

Finally, they settled for Thebarton Oval, former home of the mighty West Torrens Eagles and it seems like a legit deal until the local residents have now piped up telling their local mayor his dreaming and the Crows to GAGF.

Can the bay suggest a suitable parcel of land, anywhere!!! for the Crows to squat in?

The Supreme Court - where they were born.

 

[ibd77]

We know the fan base is dead but not that kind of dead.

 

[Laphroaig]

Souf Australians are so cute.

They actually believe somebody gives a shit.

Like Perf without the no value added mining.

 

[ibd77]

Souf Australians are so cute.

They actually believe somebody gives a s**t.

Like Perf without the no value added mining.

Glad you dropped by, please sign the guest book on your way out.

 

[Laphroaig]

Glad you dropped by, please sign the guest book on your way out.

**** off back to your cute little state with your make believe little piss weak rivalry. Which has nourished us all like an African dry season.

Why don't you pull out and go back to your pisspot state league, and see if you can keep the thing alive for as much as 6 months?

 

[ibd77]

* off back to your cute little state with your make believe little piss weak rivalry. Which has nourished us all like an African dry season.

Why don't you pull out and go back to your pisspot state league, and see if you can keep the thing alive for as much as 6 months?

Pfft, don't blame us for propping up your broke league. Remember it took a Victorian to transform an incestral league into a national competition. By the way, Ross says hello.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

* off back to your cute little state with your make believe little piss weak rivalry. Which has nourished us all like an African dry season.

Why don't you pull out and go back to your pisspot state league, and see if you can keep the thing alive for as much as 6 months?

Ole phroaigy off the long run tonite!! Have a bovril and a lie down champion.

 

[Bernie L]

Have to admit, this is a pretty good shitfight thread. Kudos to ibd77

Much better than the previous Power muppets effort.

Us Chardonnays can spare some change.

What about you Port plebs?? Anything left over from Centrelink payments?