Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 28

[theouthouse]

Meanwhile Geelong player found unresponsive in public on a nightclub floor during the season and the afl is "nothing to see here."

 

[Duck Farmer]

MRP investigation pending.

Conduct: Intensional.
Impact: Low/Groin.
Contact: Body.

Male doll: Game day match fee fine.
Female doll: 1 week suspension.
Trans doll: no case to answer.

Kiddy doll: lifetime Collingwood cheer squad membership

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Doctor Feel]

Meanwhile Geelong player found unresponsive in public on a nightclub floor during the season and the afl is "nothing to see here."

Meanwhile Geelong player also tangled in a rape / sexual misconduct case and it was a little footnote a week ago and never heard of again.

 

[Anyonebutken]

There saying up to 8 GWS players could be suspended, im sure with Kens luck we will draw Gws probably away in round 1 and ken will call it out as our greatest win i can just see it now.

 

[Grave Danger]

There saying up to 8 GWS players could be suspended, im sure with Kens luck we will draw Gws probably away in round 1 and ken will call it out as our greatest win i can just see it now.

Whoever dobbed them in must have some video evidence that they're threatening to release if the AFL don't "do something". There's no more room left under the AFL House carpet.

 

[Waspy79]

Whoever dobbed them in must have some video evidence that they're threatening to release if the AFL don't "do something". There's no more room left under the AFL House carpet.

A combination of a woke bartender, CCTV footage and an easy target in GWS will see Laura Kane lick her lips.

 

[GoPorts]

I wonder if anyone came dressed as Jake Stringer

25

Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

and a school girl?

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

The non Victorian clubs exist to ensure the afl can look like they are socially responsible

Also so the afl can take concussion seriously by protecting the head via strong action at the tribunal.

 

[Izzy01]

Whoever dobbed them in must have some video evidence that they're threatening to release if the AFL don't "do something". There's no more room left under the AFL House carpet.

They will find a bit more room for when it’s a Vic club in trouble

 

[tribey]

I'm in a touch of bother if they are.

“I got 25-to-life for receiving a fleshlight as a novelty gift”

 

[Duckimus Prime]

What did he do with the doll?

What he did to the doll was being the lowest profile player, and hence the sacrificial lamb publicly.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

AFL to provide update on GWS post-season function investigation at 6:20pm esst

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Breaking - Sanctions for GWS players: Josh Fahey - Four matches
Jake Riccardi, Joe Fonti, Toby McMullin, Harvey Thomas, Cooper Hamilton - All two matches
Lachie Whitfield

6

Lachie Whitfield

Age

30

Ht

185cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

13.4

5star

HB

9.3

5star

M

6.3

5star

T

2.7

4star

MG

411.8

5star

D

21.4

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

8.9

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.8

3star

MG

350.6

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

8.2

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

, Toby Greene

4

Toby Greene

Age

31

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

, Connor Idun

39

Connor Idun

Age

24

Ht

193cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

74.0

1star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

74.0

1star

, Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

, Sam Taylor

15

Sam Taylor

Age

25

Ht

198cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.1

4star

MG

130.5

2star

D

8.0

2star

K

2.5

1star

HB

5.5

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.5

3star

MG

60.8

1star

D

8.6

3star

K

3.0

1star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

2.8

5star

MG

110.8

2star

, Lachie Keeffe - All $5k New Magpie Harry Perryman

36

Harry Perryman

Age

25

Ht

187cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.5

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.1

4star

M

4.5

4star

T

2.8

4star

MG

216.2

3star

D

18.5

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.9

4star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.3

2star

MG

301.3

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

MG

83.2

2star

- $5k

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Breaking - Sanctions for GWS players: Josh Fahey - Four matches
Jake Riccardi, Joe Fonti, Toby McMullin, Harvey Thomas, Cooper Hamilton - All two matches
Lachie Whitfield, Toby Greene, Connor Idun, Tom Green, Sam Taylor, Lachie Keeffe - All $5k New Magpie Harry Perryman - $5k

So who’s gonna be the lucky ducks playing GWS in rounds 1&2 2025?

 

[Grave Danger]

What did he do with the doll?

It was unable to give consent.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Breaking - Sanctions for GWS players: Josh Fahey - Four matches
Jake Riccardi, Joe Fonti, Toby McMullin, Harvey Thomas, Cooper Hamilton - All two matches
Lachie Whitfield, Toby Greene, Connor Idun, Tom Green, Sam Taylor, Lachie Keeffe - All $5k New Magpie Harry Perryman - $5k

lol, this doesn't reek of punishing the lower lights while leaving the best 22 intact at all.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Kiwis just balled out India in the first innings for 46.
Lowest score by an Indian side in India.

 

[Alyx]

 

[StrappingTape]

I hope the players take them to court. Ridiculous

 

[Doctor Feel]

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How very mild. ****ing hell. The only one that is actually worth a please explain is the Sept 11 one.

The "characterising slavery" one sounds extremely like its been written to sound worse than it is.

 

[TeeKray]

How very mild. ****ing hell. The only one that is actually worth a please explain is the Sept 11 one.

The "characterising slavery" one sounds extremely like its been written to sound worse than it is.

The 9/11 one was probably considered the most mild of the lot as it's just dark humour, the rest of them touched on social justice issues which the AFL is very keen to impose themselves on (when it's convenient to them of course).

 

[WillemDaDrew]

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In other breaking news, ch9.
Employee sexual harassment claims.

 

[Rash]

how do we think the port maggies will go next year?