Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 25

[Steve Dore]

How about we start by getting an AI that understands the game to replace someone like Dwayne on the bloody games day broadcasts?

Quick win for the tech and for long suffering viewers there.

You just need to invest in one of those hitec TVs with a mute button.

I've posted before that the AFL should have the option of ground noise only and no commentary.

 

[edgie]

Looks like they put Andy back in charge of entertainment. Have you thought about a big 70s act?

So many good young Australian musos around, who wouldn't love hearing Dune Rats covering Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again, or The Chats performing 6 Litre GTR. Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers, The Buoys... come on AFL, KISS don't need another super payout.

The AFL tried the Aussie talent thing a few years ago. It sucked.

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[snozulu]

Seven Eagles ‘facing the axe’ as big ruck decides future, Crow set to stay: Trade Whispers

Seven Eagles ‘facing the axe’ as big ruck decides future, Crow to stay: Trade Whispers

www.foxsports.com.au

Adelaide midfielder Matt Crouch

5

Matt Crouch

Age

29

Ht

181cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

28.4

5star

K

12.0

4star

HB

16.4

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.8

5star

D

24.9

5star

K

9.7

4star

HB

15.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

4.4

5star

D

21.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

10.8

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

CL

2.0

4star

is set to remain with the Crows, with a new deal reportedly tabled.

great news.

 

[edgie]

Good one Josh

But you haven't heard, he's still running his time trail

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[JimmyBC]

It would be Jack Watts all day long not bloody Toumpas.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Outrageous lack of respect for Ben Newton

Ben Newton

Age

32

Ht

183cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.9

4star

K

7.1

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.2

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.6

3star

in this thread.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Outrageous lack of respect for Ben Newton in this thread.

Did he end up playing a senior game anywhere else?

 

[Vagabond0]

It would be Jack Watts all day long not bloody Toumpas.

Accompanied by two blondes either side dressed in traditional German folk dancing outfits....

 

[Doctor Feel]

Present the medals by deploying all the hinkleys that work at PAFC. They'll have one for every player like the kids.

 

[JimmyBC]

Hinkley reunited on the dias with the architect of 119 with a medal & bag of peptides.. just lol

 

[Revan11]

It would be Jack Watts all day long not bloody Toumpas.

Surely Bryon? A Norm smith medalist?

 

[It Just Is]

Seven Eagles ‘facing the axe’ as big ruck decides future, Crow set to stay: Trade Whispers

Seven Eagles ‘facing the axe’ as big ruck decides future, Crow to stay: Trade Whispers

www.foxsports.com.au

Adelaide midfielder Matt Crouch is set to remain with the Crows, with a new deal reportedly tabled.

great news.

Didn’t Crouch pull out of the SANFL on the weekend? He’s out the door.

 

[Willsy10]

Mathew bishop and Peter Walsh

Peter Walsh

Age

48

Ht

180cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.2

4star

K

8.4

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

15.2

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

0.8

3star

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[EskimoPAFC]

Seven Eagles ‘facing the axe’ as big ruck decides future, Crow set to stay: Trade Whispers

Seven Eagles ‘facing the axe’ as big ruck decides future, Crow to stay: Trade Whispers

www.foxsports.com.au

Adelaide midfielder Matt Crouch

5

Matt Crouch

Age

29

Ht

181cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

28.4

5star

K

12.0

4star

HB

16.4

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.8

5star

D

24.9

5star

K

9.7

4star

HB

15.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

4.4

5star

D

21.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

10.8

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

CL

2.0

4star

is set to remain with the Crows, with a new deal reportedly tabled.

great news.

Weird, I thought they might trade him to Gold Coast for Noah Anderson and a second rounder

 

[EskimoPAFC]

You're all wrong.

Jack Trengove

Jack Trengove

Age

33

Ht

186cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.5

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

9.1

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

4.5

5star

MG

188.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

20.6

5star

K

8.6

4star

HB

12.0

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.6

5star

would be selected, only for a confused Jackson Trengove

8

Jackson Trengove

Age

34

Ht

197cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.5

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.7

4star

MG

167.1

3star

D

8.0

2star

K

2.0

1star

HB

6.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

4.0

5star

MG

16.0

1star

D

9.8

3star

K

2.6

1star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.2

3star

T

3.4

5star

to wander out there at the end of the game

 

[Del165198]

The AFL tried the Aussie talent thing a few years ago. It sucked.

Sent from my Nokia 7.2 using Tapatalk

I still get shivers thinking about Tones and I rockin' the G with dance monkey

No way can KISS live up to those high standards.

 

[Del165198]

Looks like they put Andy back in charge of entertainment. Have you thought about a big 70s act?

So many good young Australian musos around, who wouldn't love hearing Dune Rats covering Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again, or The Chats performing 6 Litre GTR. Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers, The Buoys... come on AFL, KISS don't need another super payout.

Amyl and the sniffers - AFL Grand final setlist:

• Blowjobs
• don't need a campaigner like you
• gacked on anger
• GFY

 

[Del165198]

The Wired World of Sports...

What the ****.. we're gonna get a smackhead to hand over the cup this year. Top job AFL

 

[Tibbs]

It would be Jack Watts all day long not bloody Toumpas.

I for one think it should be David Rodan ...... Hands out the medal still in his goal umpire outfit ...... Then gets smash-tackled by Ollie Wines on the podium!

 

[Schulzenfest]

This thread is making me realise that there's a weirdly high amount of players who have played for both Port and Melbourne. Bishop, Pickett, Watts, Toumpas, Trengove, Newton, Rodan just off the top of my head.

We'd have a similar record with Essendon, maybe Hawthorn, not sure there would be too many beyond that.

 

[Portology]

Outrageous lack of respect for Ben Newton

Ben Newton

Age

32

Ht

183cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.9

4star

K

7.1

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.2

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.6

3star

in this thread.

Andrew Obst


On iPhone using recycled electrons, via BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[simba_]

I thought you had to be a smackhead to be an AFL legend

 

[Lagooner]

This thread is making me realise that there's a weirdly high amount of players who have played for both Port and Melbourne. Bishop, Pickett, Watts, Toumpas, Trengove, Newton, Rodan just off the top of my head.

We'd have a similar record with Essendon, maybe Hawthorn, not sure there would be too many beyond that.

West Coast? Lyle, Cummings, Downsborough, Ebert, Lycett, Rioli, I’m sure there are others.

 

[PAFC27]

This thread is making me realise that there's a weirdly high amount of players who have played for both Port and Melbourne. Bishop, Pickett, Watts, Toumpas, Trengove, Newton, Rodan just off the top of my head.

We'd have a similar record with Essendon, maybe Hawthorn, not sure there would be too many beyond that.

We’ve dealt with Richmond a lot too.

Rodan, Meyer, Thomas, Thomson, Chaplin, White, Schulz, Moore off the top of my head

 

[Lagooner]

We’ve dealt with Richmond a lot too.

Rodan, Meyer, Thomas, Thomson, Chaplin, White, Schulz, Moore off the top of my head

Rombotis.

Farmer was traded for Schulz too.