Roast Post your favourite opposition bitterness about our three-peat

[eldorado]

That Nakia in the main board thread of which dynasty is the best is hilariously bitter. We could easily keeping typing all night and all day until he dies of sleep deprivation if we take it in shifts to disagree with him.

He's in the Top 5 of the Big Footy Moron Register

 

[The Jet From Poowong]

He's in the Top 5 of the Big Footy Moron Register

You are being too kind. He'd be the clear clubhouse leader

 

[Roddy]

Their bitterness and lack of intellect and football knowledge runs even more deeply than I could have imagined.

 

[Clarkos_Soldier]

I love Lingy! It's funny how a former Gellong player who played against us can love our club so much. I think he secretly wears a Hawthorn jumper with a picture of Roughy on his nightstand. Seems to irritate Geelong fans no end.

The new version of Peter McKenna for Channel 7!

I can think of two reasons why Lingy loves Hawthorn so much (now..not when he played):

1. He is very grateful to Hawthorn for putting the stops on Geelong winning another one and making him feel he retired too soon.
2. He wants a job under Clarko to learn the modern game and not what once was.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I can think of two reasons why Lingy loves Hawthorn so much (now..not when he played):

1. He is very grateful to Hawthorn for putting the stops on Geelong winning another one and making him feel he retired too soon.
2. He wants a job under Clarko to learn the modern game and not what once was.

3.

 

[KOLOKOTRONIS]

I know this is a joke, but as someone who has recently lost a work colleague to suicide, I really don't find these sorts of jokes funny.

Ok mate.. I don't want my cousin dead over football. However I get it. Sorry about your mate.

KOLOKOTRONIS

 

[Sixpence]

He's in the Top 5 of the Big Footy Moron Register

I saw that he's 39. Usually Darwinism sorts out people like that by then, so you have to give him credit for beating the odds!

 

[Nuggets73]

I think opposition fans calling it a weak era or not as good because we have beaten 3 interstate teams in the Grand Finals are my favourite pieces of bitterness.

Bahahhaaa .. You might wanna remind the Cats, Cheats, Norf, Pies & Saints supporters how they went against interstate clubs on GF day!!

WCE belted the living daylights out of those feline flogs TWICE in the 90's, Pies STILL melt over the TWO Brisbane losses and our friends the Cheats got smacked by the Brions too!

Salty tears ..

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

He's in the Top 5 of the Big Footy Moron Register

He's the same poster who's been trying the reverse mozz over the last 3 years with threads like "If Hawthorn win the flag this year, is it the best ever?" in 2014. Nothing says desperation more than trying to pump up your most hated team, in attempt to jinx them.

I mean that alone, shows his not right in the head.


'Son of God' was his prior username, and his desperation has been observable for sometime, but he's fun to play with.

The guy will probably quit BigFooty and burn down half of Geelong if we 'Fourthorn'.

 

[Crankyhawk]

He's the same poster who's been trying the reverse mozz over the last 3 years with threads like "If Hawthorn win the flag this year, is it the best ever?" in 2014. Nothing says desperation more than trying to pump up your most hated team, in attempt to jinx them.

I mean that alone, shows his not right in the head.


'Son of God' was his prior username, and his desperation has been observable for sometime, but he's fun to play with.

The guy will probably quit BigFooty and burn down half of Geelong if we 'Fourthorn'.

Burn half Geelong? Silver linings, especially if skilled stadium is affected...

 

[Roddy]

I honestly don't know why Hawk fans continue to bother. The handbagger flogs are just mindless trolls, nothing more, they continue to bait Hawk fans and Hawk fans keep getting sucked in. It just goes round and round and round. Nobody ever wins the 'debate' ( and I use that term with tongue planted firmly in cheek). I wish Hawk fans would just be content with the fact that we beat them when it counts and they are our eternal bridesmaids...

 

[RelaxMax]

Some like to waltz

Some prefer the do-si-do

No one posts with a gun to their head

And as wild a thought as it is... I suspect most at BigFooty know what and why they're posting what they post

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I honestly don't know why Hawk fans continue to bother. The handbagger flogs are just mindless trolls, nothing more, they continue to bait Hawk fans and Hawk fans keep getting sucked in. It just goes round and round and round. Nobody ever wins the 'debate' ( and I use that term with tongue planted firmly in cheek). I wish Hawk fans would just be content with the fact that we beat them when it counts and they are our eternal bridesmaids...

I think it's fun. Their disappointment and resentment of what the HFC has achieved is eternal.
Forget about how content we are for responding...we are all as happy a pigs in shit. I can sit down on my couch at any moment and watch any number of games saved to my IQ where we ultimately triumph. I can get yet more premiership merch, a three peat jumper, watch endless highlights of GF moments. Believe me, I am content.

While we're there poking and prodding their arguments, they're thrashing away on the other end, getting even more pissed off with the 3-peat, trying to convince themselves that reality is just a bad dream.

It's almost too good.

 

[arupist]

I think it's fun. Their disappointment and resentment of what the HFC has achieved is eternal.
Forget about how content we are for responding...we are all as happy a pigs in shit. I can sit down on my couch at any moment and watch any number of games saved to my IQ where we ultimately triumph. I can get yet more premiership merch, a three peat jumper, watch endless highlights of GF moments. Believe me, I am content.

While we're their poking and prodding their arguments, they're thrashing away on the other end, getting even more pissed off with the 3-peat, trying to convince themselves that reality is just a bad dream.

It's almost too good.

Is this the definition of schadenfreude?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Is this the definition of schadenfreude?

You make it sound like its a bad thing.

 

[Bikefreak]

I honestly don't know why Hawk fans continue to bother. The handbagger flogs are just mindless trolls, nothing more, they continue to bait Hawk fans and Hawk fans keep getting sucked in. It just goes round and round and round. Nobody ever wins the 'debate' ( and I use that term with tongue planted firmly in cheek). I wish Hawk fans would just be content with the fact that we beat them when it counts and they are our eternal bridesmaids...

Yep....and the rest is history and just background noise.

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[eldorado]

BTW, here is where the brightest star shines...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...sty-is-the-best.1109775/page-96#post-41863073

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I'm laughing my arse off.

 

[arupist]

You make it sound like its a bad thing.

Au contraire, mon ami. There is nothing wrong with a little schadenfreude when the subject of scorn is Geelong ... or Essendon ... or Carlton ... or Wet Toast ... or Freo ... or ....

 

[eldorado]

OLD MAN RANT WARNING

Reading that whole board, I'm just realising how much shit people post, and how little **** I give about most people's opinions apart from here...

Thread after thread of drivel speculative threads..."Who will finish higher, Team x or Team y" "Will Geelong make the top 4"...followed by 26 pages of unfalsifiable pronunciations...Team x will finish higher because blah blah...no, team y will finish higher...you're wrong...no, you're wrong...this is why Geelong will make top 4...no, it isn't....etc etc ad nauseum

Who gives three fifths of a **** about your pointless shit? No insight, nothing gained, no exchange of knowledge...just "My bullshit speculation is true but yours isn't", thread after thread...

It's like watching two drunks at the bar get into a fight over who win a fight between Spiderman and a leopard.

I realise that I come to this board for the affirmation of what I already know...that the Hawks are the centre of the universe

No point going elsewhere...it's just a microcosm of society, too many ****wits holding forth

 

[RelaxMax]

I'm laughing my arse off.

I have had to walk away from the computer from time to time on account of having a life

I am almost in awe of his? her? ability to provide a response to just about every post made by another

Is this normal posting procedure?

 

[eldorado]

I have had to walk away from the computer from time to time on account of having a life

I am almost in awe of his? her? ability to provide a response to just about every post made by another

Is this normal posting procedure?

We need to work in shifts to keep Nakia online...

 

[RelaxMax]

Might just stick with my occasional offside quips

I have no posting stamina

 

[moginie]

It's like watching two drunks at the bar get into a fight over who win a fight between Spiderman and a leopard.

Bugger. I was hoping to have that argument with you next time you come over.

 

[eldorado]

Bugger. I was hoping to have that argument with you next time you come over.

Rnd 16 vs Port, already locked in...same pub?

Btw, Spiderman would win, cos, like' when the leopard would be trying to stalk him, his 'spidey-senses' would start tingling, and he'd have plenty of time to spin around and send out a jet of super powerful web to wrap up the leopard, and the thats why Spiderman would win...