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uh oh not a good start from me1 : 10.11 {FF} - A kick towards Mooch territory.
1 : 10.18 {FF} - AnUltimateRessie did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 10.22 {FF} - Taking the ball is Mooch.
1 : 10.28 {FF} - Mooch may even have goaled.
1 : 10.32 {FF} - Mooch racks up number 1.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 0.0.0
ROYS : 1.0.6
just in time, mate!!
I'm out
Hi Dingster1 : 0 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout.
1 : .1 {lW} - Not enough pressure on RU_.
1 : .16 {lW} - RU_ bounces the ball.
1 : .2 {rW} - A long looping handpass to 3KZ is Football.
1 : .26 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to fitroybowiedog.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - Nice mark by fitroybowiedog.
1 : .34 {lHFF} - fitroybowiedog looks downfield.
1 : .4 {lHFF} - Handpasses to RU_.
1 : .45 {FF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : .51 {FF} - Mooch can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : .55 {FB} - AnUltimateRessie has it.
1 : .59 {lBP} - HARPSichord receives his handpass.
1 : 1.05 {FB} - Passes to AnUltimateRessie by hand.
1 : 1.09 {FB} - He handpasses to SSwans2011.
1 : 1.15 {lHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 1.19 {lHBF} - SpecialBruce floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 1.26 {rHFF} - With the ball is SpecialBruce.
1 : 1.3 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards fitroybowiedog.
1 : 1.34 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 1.4 {rHBF} - SM sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.45 {lW} - His kick is towards JT_the_Man.
1 : 1.51 {lW} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 1.55 {rW} - The ball is now with 3KZ is Football.
1 : 1.59 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to RU_.
1 : 2.05 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 2.09 {C} - Pure Grunt spills the mark.
1 : 2.15 {C} - NinjaSwan wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 2.19 {C} - dogs105 receives his handpass.
1 : 2.25 {rW} - He involves LukeParkerno1 in the play.
1 : 2.3 {rW} - LukeParkerno1 is crunched in a tackle by Phar Ace.
1 : 2.34 {lW} - Phar Ace takes them on.
1 : 2.4 {C} - Handballs over the top to Pure Grunt.
1 : 2.44 {C} - Pure Grunt has a bounce.
1 : 2.5 {rHFF} - SpecialBruce takes off on a lead.
1 : 2.54 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of SpecialBruce.
1 : 2.58 {lHBF} - croweater 41 threads his way through traffic.
1 : 3.05 {C} - Boots the ball toward NinjaSwan.
1 : 3.09 {C} - Poor effort Pure Grunt. NinjaSwan takes the mark.
1 : 3.15 {C} - NinjaSwan wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 3.19 {rHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 3.25 {rHFF} - royboy2 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 3.3 {rHFF} - Grand Uncle Whoreass with all the time in the world.
1 : 3.33 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of dino_67 and JackNah_8.
1 : 3.4 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 3.44 {FB} - JackNah_8 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.5 {lHBF} - royboy2 calls for it.
1 : 3.54 {lHBF} - Poor effort Grand Uncle Whoreass. royboy2 takes the mark.
1 : 3.58 {lHBF} - royboy2 takes off.
1 : 4.04 {CHB} - No-look handpass to MrsEddieBetts.
1 : 4.09 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards royboy2.
1 : 4.15 {lHBF} - Grand Uncle Whoreass must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 4.19 {CHF} - Oisin_the_Goat wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.25 {rFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 4.29 {rFP} - But Elmer_Judd is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 4.33 {lBP} - Elmer_Judd takes off.
1 : 4.39 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily tigs2010 was well placed to clean up.
1 : 4.43 {rHBF} - Kicks in the direction of Ed_Gein.
1 : 4.48 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein holds off jezzajay with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
1 : 4.54 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein slowing down the play.
1 : 4.58 {C} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 5.04 {C} - NinjaSwan drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 5.09 {C} - The bounce favours Pure Grunt and he is off and running.
1 : 5.15 {C} - NinjaSwan sews Pure Grunt up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 5.19 {rW} - LukeParkerno1 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.23 {rW} - Handpasses to dogs105.
1 : 5.29 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to SSwans2011.
1 : 5.33 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 5.39 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 5.43 {lHFF} - jezzajay with the ball now.
1 : 5.48 {lHFF} - The umpire pulls a free from nowhere and off goes Ed_Gein.
1 : 5.54 {CHB} - MrsEddieBetts looks downfield.
1 : 5.58 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards Ed_Gein.
1 : 6.04 {rHBF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's Ed_Gein.
1 : 6.08 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein has it.
1 : 6.15 {lW} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 6.18 {lW} - Phar Ace plucks that milimetres off the turf.
1 : 6.22 {lW} - Phar Ace looking for a lead.
1 : 6.28 {CHF} - TheGoatBaron trying to offer a lead.
1 : 6.33 {CHF} - No mark taken as TheGoatBaron and Cubs2Lions wrestle for position.
1 : 6.39 {CHB} - Cubs2Lions with the ball now.
1 : 6.43 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 6.49 {rHBF} - SM and fitroybowiedog both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 6.54 {lHFF} - fitroybowiedog has it.
1 : 6.58 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to tigs2010.
1 : 7.04 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to fitroybowiedog.
1 : 7.08 {lHFF} - He's going to need to bounce it soon! He's lost it.
1 : 7.14 {lHBF} - croweater 41 has it.
1 : 7.18 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 7.22 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 7.28 {CHB} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 7.33 {CHF} - TheGoatBaron looks downfield.
1 : 7.39 {CHF} - A pretty obvious push in the back by TheGoatBaron.
1 : 7.43 {lHBF} - croweater 41 takes off.
1 : 7.49 {rW} - LukeParkerno1 calls for it.
1 : 7.54 {rW} - Spoilt by Phar Ace.
1 : 7.57 {rW} - With the ball is LukeParkerno1.
1 : 8.04 {rW} - LukeParkerno1 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 8.07 {rW} - Hands it off to BigChippa52.
1 : 8.14 {rW} - Almost a throw to SSwans2011.
1 : 8.18 {rW} - SSwans2011 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 8.22 {lW} - JT_the_Man runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 8.28 {lW} - JT_the_Man bounces the ball.
1 : 8.32 {rHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Grand Uncle Whoreass to mark.
1 : 8.38 {rHFF} - royboy2 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 8.43 {rHFF} - Grand Uncle Whoreass slowing down the play.
1 : 8.49 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to jezzajay.
1 : 8.53 {lHFF} - jezzajay isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Ed_Gein. He could map the Milky Way.
1 : 8.57 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 9.03 {CHB} - Huge handpass to MrsEddieBetts. As good as a kick.
1 : 9.07 {CHB} - MrsEddieBetts nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 9.11 {C} - MrsEddieBetts has another.
1 : 9.18 {lHFF} - fitroybowiedog trying to offer a lead.
1 : 9.22 {lHFF} - fitroybowiedog wrestles with SM - and wins. Good mark.
1 : 9.28 {lHFF} - fitroybowiedog takes off.
1 : 9.32 {CHF} - A short kick to TheGoatBaron.
1 : 9.38 {CHF} - Poor option and Cubs2Lions makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 9.42 {rHBF} - SM has it.
1 : 9.46 {rHBF} - Heavy clash between fitroybowiedog and SM. fitroybowiedog comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 9.52 {lHFF} - Who wants it? fitroybowiedog does. Great stuff.
1 : 9.57 {lHFF} - Flicks it to tigs2010.
1 : 10.03 {lHFF} - He involves RU_ in the play.
1 : 10.07 {lHFF} - Flicks it to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 10.11 {FF} - A kick towards Mooch territory.
1 : 10.18 {FF} - AnUltimateRessie did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 10.22 {FF} - Taking the ball is Mooch.
1 : 10.28 {FF} - Mooch may even have goaled.
1 : 10.32 {FF} - Mooch racks up number 1.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 0.0.0
ROYS : 1.0.6
No flies on Mooch
And so it begins!1 : 19.15 - <<< judge judy is coming on to replace Eat Fresh >>>
The judge judy into the action. Eat Fresh is blowing hard : stern look
Sexy dogs
Definitely don't Gold Coast, or worse, West Coast3 goal lead. We can coast now.
NO! DON'T COAST! I take that back!
I warned you about the back pocketI'm either stuck at FB on one knee in the mud, or still trying to work out how to tie my shoelaces.