Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Roys FFC v Gumbies FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mobbs]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
Allikat v Aucklander , Chezzalenko Reborn v Barrybran , windyhill v rye
Aristotle Pickett v Mop , Ed_Gein v Supercheapgiants , Mobbs v Chat Pile
Reardo v NSWCROW , JackNah_8 v Falconista , fitzroybowiedog v CatToTheFuture
Mooch v bone2468 , TheGoatBaron v BlueE , tigs2010 v StFly

Midfielders/Onballers:
3KZ is Football v beez , Pure Grunt v Dory_77 , Phar Ace v Brick Loosener
DERRINALPHIL v cats_09 , SpecialBruce v GWS Goose (hey that rhymes!) , royboy2 v ossie_21

Interchange:
MrsEddieBetts & Roylion , DinoSoar & HotPiesWithSauce

PS: Eat Fresh we're over here!

 

[Mobbs]

Interesting article here.

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

It started ok when its seemed like it was just a cutesypie symbolic thing, but then the article escalated.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Hi Supercheapgiants

 

[Barrybran]

Match-ups for this round:

Forwards/Defenders:
Allikat v Aucklander , Chezzalenko Reborn v Barrybran , windyhill v rye
Aristotle Pickett v Mop , Ed_Gein v Supercheapgiants , Mobbs v Chat Pile
Reardo v NSWCROW , JackNah_8 v Falconista , fitzroybowiedog v CatToTheFuture
Mooch v bone2468 , TheGoatBaron v BlueE , tigs2010 v StFly

Midfielders/Onballers:
3KZ is Football v beez , Pure Grunt v Dory_77 , Phar Ace v Brick Loosener
DERRINALPHIL v cats_09 , SpecialBruce v GWS Goose (hey that rhymes!) , royboy2 v ossie_21

Interchange:
MrsEddieBetts & Roylion , DinoSoar & HotPiesWithSauce

PS: Eat Fresh we're over here!

Chezzalenko Reborn will be a quiz answer after today

 

[BlueE]

BlueE V TheGoatBaron

Midnight Blue V Flame Red?

 

[Mobbs]

Matchtime fast approaches and as captain ( ) of the home team I would like to welcome all to the BJO. Chudshake bars have just opened and the community rooms are also available for an early start.


The Gumbies and the Roys are meeting for the 60th time today. The H2H is 30-29 in favour of the hosts. This should be an entertaining encounter - the weather is perfect for high-scoring Qooty.

Who are the experts picking? Most pundits won't be keen to speak up until they are on the receiving end of an early sign.
View attachment setupbackfires.mp4

Hope it's a great game and a great day!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Tropical thunderstorms make for a delightful SFA match background.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

If the Gumbies had a bit of blow this forum would get a bit crazier

I've always felt that the Gumbies are like the high schoolers who get sold Panadol and then talk about the amazing highs they get

 

[Mop]

I've always felt that the Gumbies are like the high schoolers who get sold Panadol and then talk about the amazing highs they get

I’ve always thought not a lot about the Roy’s tbh

 

[Brick Loosener]

I've always felt that the Gumbies are like the high schoolers who get sold Panadol and then talk about the amazing highs they get

As if you'd be allowed near a high school.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Interesting article here.

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

It seems really unfair that the cow was drowned but only her husband's clothes were submerged. She was forced into it!

 

[3KZ is Football]

As if you'd be allowed near a high school.

Careful, in the Victorian State School System the teacher shortage is so bad they will press gang anyone into the classroom. I wouldn’t walk past a school, you might end up teaching Woodwork to 9C.

 

[Falconista]

I've always felt that the Gumbies are like the high schoolers who get sold Panadol and then talk about the amazing highs they get

The Roys seem like the phoning it in and out of touch teacher who believes we were actually buying Panadol.

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... ROY v GUM

                       GUM
Allikat                     Chezzalenko Reborn       windyhill
Aucklander                  Barrybran                rye

Aristotle Pickett           Ed_Gein                  Mobbs
Mop                         Supercheapgiants         Chat Pile

3KZ is Football             Pure Grunt               Phar Ace
beez                        Dory_77                  Brick Loosener

Reardo                      JackNah_8                fitzroybowiedog
NSWCROW                     Falconista               CatToTheFuture

Mooch                       TheGoatBaron             tigs2010
bone2468                    BlueE                    StFly
                            ROY

ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, SpecialBruce, royboy2
GUM Foll : cats_09, GWS Goose, ossie_21

ROY INT : MrsEddieBetts, Roylion
GUM INT : DinoSoar, HotPiesWithSauce

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Roys FFC: tigs2010 royboy2 MrsEddieBetts
Gumbies FFC: BlueE

[Round 12], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

As if you'd be allowed near a high school.

You'd be surprised.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

It seems really unfair that the cow was drowned but only her husband's clothes were submerged. She was forced into it!

Talk about animal cruelty!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

The Roys seem like the phoning it in and out of touch teacher who believes we were actually buying Panadol.

The Roys are the teacher selling the 'Panadol' as a side hustle because education workers are criminally underpaid

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : .07 {lW} - beez takes off.
1 : .12 - <<< HotPiesWithSauce is coming on to replace GWS Goose >>>
1 : .18 {lW} - Its hard and tough but beez wins possession.
1 : .22 {C} - Almost a throw to Dory_77.
1 : .26 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards Brick Loosener.
1 : .3 {rW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to Brick Loosener.
1 : .32 {rW} - Brick Loosener looking for a lead.
1 : .36 {rW} - Brick Loosener bounces the ball.
1 : .4 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to beez.
1 : .45 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to ossie_21.
1 : .47 {C} - Long handpass to the running Dory_77.
1 : .51 {C} - cats_09 receives his handpass.
1 : .55 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Brick Loosener.
1 : .59 {lW} - Almost a throw to beez.
1 : 1.01 {rHFF} - He involves Chat Pile in the play.
1 : 1.05 {CHF} - Sees Supercheapgiants out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 1.09 {CHF} - Spoilt by Ed_Gein.
1 : 1.13 {CHF} - Supercheapgiants tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 1.17 {rFP} - Boots the ball toward rye.
1 : 1.19 {rFP} - windyhill takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 1.23 {lBP} - windyhill has a paddock.
1 : 1.28 {rHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 1.32 {rHBF} - Spoilt by Mop.
1 : 1.34 {lHFF} - Mop with some space now.
1 : 1.38 {lHFF} - cats_09 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 1.42 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Barrybran.
1 : 1.46 {FF} - Barrybran is the target but he's outplayed by Chezzalenko Reborn.
1 : 1.49 {FB} - Chezzalenko Reborn breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 1.52 {rBP} - He elects to use Allikat and kicks in that direction.
1 : 1.57 {rBP} - That's a great mark.
1 : 2.01 {rBP} - With the ball is Allikat.
1 : 2.03 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards windyhill.
1 : 2.07 {lBP} - windyhill makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : 2.11 {lBP} - Nobody's checking windyhill.
1 : 2.15 {FB} - Handballs to Chezzalenko Reborn.
1 : 2.17 {FB} - A poor handpass but DERRINALPHIL is up to the challenge.
1 : 2.21 {FB} - Handballs over the top to royboy2.
1 : 2.25 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to Mobbs.
1 : 2.3 {lHBF} - Spoilt by Chat Pile.
1 : 2.34 {lHBF} - Mobbs has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.35 {lHBF} - Mobbs is chased down by Chat Pile - great effort!.
1 : 2.4 {lHFF} - With the ball is Mop.
1 : 2.44 {FF} - Barrybran calls for it.
1 : 2.48 {FF} - No mark taken as Barrybran and Chezzalenko Reborn wrestle for position.
1 : 2.5 {FF} - Barrybran picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 2.54 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Barrybran.
1 : 2.58 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
Gumbies FFC : 1.0.6
1 : 3.02 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 4.19 {C} - Pure Grunt does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 4.19 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 4.21 {rHFF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by NSWCROW.
1 : 4.21 {lHBF} - NSWCROW scoops up the ball.
1 : 4.23 {lHBF} - There's been a change.
1 : 4.23 - <<< StFly is trading places with HotPiesWithSauce >>>
1 : 4.23 {lHBF} - NSWCROW breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 4.23 {CHB} - He transfers play using Falconista.
1 : 4.23 {CHB} - Falconista can't mark. JackNah_8 can.
1 : 4.23 {CHF} - JackNah_8 breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 4.23 {CHF} - Handpasses to royboy2.
1 : 4.23 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by cats_09 on royboy2.
1 : 4.25 {lHBF} - NSWCROW does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 4.25 {CHB} - He tries to find Falconista with a chip pass.
1 : 4.25 {CHB} - Big mark by JackNah_8!.
1 : 4.25 {rHFF} - Reardo sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 4.27 {lHFF} - A short kick to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 4.27 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 4.27 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog streaming down the ground.
1 : 4.27 {lHFF} - Not sure what that was for but fitzroybowiedog will have to give up the ball.
1 : 4.27 {rHBF} - CatToTheFuture takes off.
1 : 4.29 {rHBF} - StFly on the end of this.
1 : 4.33 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Falconista.
1 : 4.35 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to cats_09.
1 : 4.39 {C} - cats_09 bombs it into the forward line.
1 : 4.43 {C} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
1 : 4.48 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the tap decisively.
1 : 4.54 {lW} - Phar Ace has possession.
1 : 4.58 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to 3KZ is Football.
1 : 5.02 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of JackNah_8.
1 : 5.04 {CHF} - JackNah_8 can't take it.
1 : 5.09 {CHB} - Who wants it? Falconista does. Great stuff.
1 : 5.12 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to NSWCROW.
1 : 5.16 {rW} - He rewards the Brick Loosener lead.
1 : 5.2 {rW} - Brick Loosener runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 5.23 {rW} - The ball is now with Brick Loosener.
1 : 5.26 {rW} - Brick Loosener bounces the ball.
1 : 5.31 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Dory_77.
1 : 5.35 {C} - Dory_77 has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
1 : 5.37 {C} - Dory_77 has possession.
1 : 5.41 {C} - Handpass to space. cats_09 runs onto it.
1 : 5.45 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Chat Pile.
1 : 5.49 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of Chat Pile.
1 : 5.51 {rHFF} - Chat Pile picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 5.55 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Supercheapgiants was well placed to clean up.
1 : 6 {lFP} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 6.04 {lFP} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Allikat.
1 : 6.06 {lBP} - windyhill hits the ground running.
1 : 6.1 {lBP} - A lookaway handpass to royboy2.
1 : 6.15 {lBP} - royboy2 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 6.18 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to SpecialBruce. As good as a kick.
1 : 6.2 {C} - That kick makes it hard for Pure Grunt.
1 : 6.25 {C} - Dory_77 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 6.28 {C} - Its hard and tough but Pure Grunt wins possession.
1 : 6.33 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 6.37 {CHF} - DERRINALPHIL sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 6.39 {rFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Mooch to mark.
1 : 6.43 {rFP} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of bone2468.
1 : 6.47 {lBP} - bone2468 sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 6.51 {FB} - BlueE receives his handpass.
1 : 6.53 {FB} - BlueE isn't just seeing stars after that clash with TheGoatBaron. He could map the Milky Way.
1 : 6.57 {FF} - TheGoatBaron assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 7.02 - <<< Roylion is coming on to replace Allikat >>>
1 : 7.08 {FF} - TheGoatBaron streaming down the ground.
1 : 7.12 {FF} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 7.16 {FF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to TheGoatBaron.
Roys FFC : 1.0.6
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
1 : 7.22 {C} - DERRINALPHIL too strong at the bounce.
1 : 7.26 {lW} - Phar Ace breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 7.3 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 7.34 {C} - Pure Grunt can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 7.39 {C} - Pure Grunt sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 7.41 {C} - Hands it off to SpecialBruce.
1 : 7.45 {C} - Huge handpass to royboy2. As good as a kick.
1 : 7.49 {C} - SpecialBruce runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 7.53 {rW} - He transfers play using 3KZ is Football.
1 : 7.55 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 7.59 {rW} - 3KZ is Football with some space now.
1 : 8.04 {rW} - 3KZ is Football has a bounce.
1 : 8.07 {rW} - A poor handpass but DERRINALPHIL is up to the challenge.
1 : 8.1 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 8.14 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 8.18 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog with all the time in the world.
1 : 8.22 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to royboy2.
1 : 8.24 {lHFF} - royboy2 seems to like his chances ....
1 : 8.28 {lHFF} - Will it come around? No.
Roys FFC : 1.1.7
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
1 : 8.36 {FB} - HotPiesWithSauce has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.38 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of NSWCROW.
1 : 8.43 {lHBF} - But Reardo is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 8.46 {CHF} - JackNah_8 takes off.
1 : 8.51 {FF} - He tries to find TheGoatBaron with a chip pass.
1 : 8.55 {FF} - BlueE drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 8.56 {FF} - TheGoatBaron signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.01 {FF} - TheGoatBaron let's fly toward goal.

 

[Brick Loosener]

You'd be surprised.

Nothing shocks me. Not even making toast in the bath.

 

[Mobbs]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... ROY v GUM

                       GUM
Allikat                     Chezzalenko Reborn       windyhill
Aucklander                  Barrybran                rye

Aristotle Pickett           Ed_Gein                  Mobbs
Mop                         Supercheapgiants         Chat Pile

3KZ is Football             Pure Grunt               Phar Ace
beez                        Dory_77                  Brick Loosener

Reardo                      JackNah_8                fitzroybowiedog
NSWCROW                     Falconista               CatToTheFuture

Mooch                       TheGoatBaron             tigs2010
bone2468                    BlueE                    StFly
                            ROY

ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, SpecialBruce, royboy2
GUM Foll : cats_09, GWS Goose, ossie_21

ROY INT : MrsEddieBetts, Roylion
GUM INT : DinoSoar, HotPiesWithSauce

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Roys FFC: tigs2010 royboy2 MrsEddieBetts
Gumbies FFC: BlueE

[Round 12], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

SpecialBruce among the players to watch. Should keep an eye on him for performance reasons, too!

 

[MWPP]

1 : 9.06 {FF} - I hesitate to say that TheGoatBaron has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Roys FFC : 1.2.8
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
1 : 9.11 {FB} - BlueE has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.16 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to HotPiesWithSauce.
1 : 9.2 {lHBF} - He tries to find NSWCROW with a chip pass.
1 : 9.23 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 9.26 {CHF} - JackNah_8 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.3 {lHFF} - He handpasses to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 9.34 {lHFF} - CatToTheFuture might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on fitzroybowiedog. Play on is the call.
1 : 9.38 {rHBF} - CatToTheFuture signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.4 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Dory_77.
1 : 9.45 {C} - Dory_77 can't take it.
1 : 9.48 {C} - Dory_77 looking for a lead.
1 : 9.52 {C} - Dory_77 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 9.55 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by Mop and kicks in that direction.
1 : 9.59 {lHFF} - Mop stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 10.03 {lHFF} - Mop with the ball now.
1 : 10.07 {lHFF} - Mop fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 10.09 {lHFF} - Mop kicks the goal.
Roys FFC : 1.2.8
Gumbies FFC : 3.0.18
1 : 10.13 {C} - DERRINALPHIL times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 10.22 {C} - Pure Grunt slowing down the play.
1 : 10.25 {C} - A slick handpass goes to royboy2.
1 : 10.28 {lW} - A short kick to Phar Ace.
1 : 10.32 {lW} - Over the head of Phar Ace.
1 : 10.36 {lW} - The ball is now with beez.
1 : 10.4 {rW} - Sees Brick Loosener out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 10.42 {rW} - Phar Ace will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 10.46 {rW} - Brick Loosener has a paddock.
1 : 10.5 {lHFF} - A long pass towards Mop.
1 : 10.54 {lHFF} - Mop slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 10.56 {lHBF} - Mobbs breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 11.01 {lHBF} - Chat Pile rides Mobbs into the ground.
1 : 11.04 {rHFF} - Its hard and tough but Chat Pile wins possession.
1 : 11.08 {FF} - He kicks towards Barrybran and Chezzalenko Reborn.
1 : 11.11 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 11.15 {FF} - Barrybran with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 11.19 {FF} - Barrybran eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 11.23 {FF} - Unconvincing kicking style from Barrybran and just one point results.
Roys FFC : 1.2.8
Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
1 : 11.3 {FB} - Nobody's checking windyhill.
1 : 11.34 - <<< Allikat is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
1 : 11.41 {FB} - Allikat slowing down the play.
1 : 11.44 {FB} - Flicks it to SpecialBruce.
1 : 11.48 {rBP} - Sees Roylion out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 11.52 {rBP} - Horrific choice of kick and Aucklander will mark unopposed.
1 : 11.56 {lFP} - So Aucklander ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.58 {lFP} - A quick handpass to cats_09.
1 : 12.03 {lFP} - Finds StFly with a handball.
1 : 12.06 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 12.1 {lFP} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Roys FFC : 1.2.8
Gumbies FFC : 4.1.25
1 : 12.13 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by cats_09.
1 : 12.21 {C} - StFly does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 12.25 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.27 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Falconista runs onto it.
1 : 12.31 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running NSWCROW.
1 : 12.36 {lW} - Quick hands to ossie_21.
1 : 12.4 {C} - Quick hands to Dory_77 under pressure.
1 : 12.41 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to Chat Pile.
1 : 12.46 {rHFF} - Handpasses to StFly.
1 : 12.5 {rHFF} - Flicks it to ossie_21.
1 : 12.54 {rHFF} - Someone call a dentist. ossie_21 has run into DERRINALPHIL and is hurting.
1 : 12.58 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 13 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but SpecialBruce is up to the challenge.
1 : 13.04 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to royboy2.
1 : 13.08 {rHBF} - cats_09 nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. royboy2 gets done for kicking in danger.
1 : 13.12 {lHFF} - Mop with the ball now.
1 : 13.15 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 13.19 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Supercheapgiants.
1 : 13.23 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Mop.
1 : 13.27 {rFP} - His kick is towards rye.
1 : 13.29 {rFP} - Top mark Allikat.
1 : 13.33 {FB} - Chezzalenko Reborn takes off.
1 : 13.37 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 13.41 {rBP} - Aucklander claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 13.43 {rBP} - Who wants it? Roylion does. Great stuff.
1 : 13.48 {rHBF} - Hands it off to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 13.52 {lHBF} - Passes to Mobbs by hand.
1 : 13.56 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. royboy2 runs onto it.
1 : 13.58 {C} - Boots the ball toward Pure Grunt.
1 : 14.02 {C} - Pure Grunt makes great ground and takes the mark.
1 : 14.06 {C} - Pure Grunt to send the ball forward.
1 : 14.1 {C} - Fires out the handpass to SpecialBruce.
1 : 14.14 {C} - Heavy clash between StFly and SpecialBruce. StFly comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 14.16 {C} - Dory_77 is now off and running.
1 : 14.21 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 14.25 {lW} - But 3KZ is Football is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 14.29 {rW} - 3KZ is Football takes off.
1 : 14.31 {rW} - beez monsters 3KZ is Football.
1 : 14.35 {lW} - beez takes them on.
1 : 14.39 {lW} - Handballs over the top to cats_09.
1 : 14.43 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Brick Loosener.
1 : 14.45 {rW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 14.49 {rW} - He handpasses to ossie_21.
1 : 14.53 {rW} - ossie_21 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 14.58 {rW} - Brick Loosener ran into Phar Ace and came off second-best.
1 : 15 {rW} - 3KZ is Football looks downfield.
1 : 15.04 {rW} - 3KZ is Football takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 15.08 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 15.11 {lHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 15.16 {lHFF} - Punched through for a point by CatToTheFuture.
Roys FFC : 1.3.9
Gumbies FFC : 4.1.25
1 : 15.22 {FB} - BlueE slowing down the play.
1 : 15.26 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to HotPiesWithSauce.
1 : 15.28 {rBP} - HotPiesWithSauce bounces the ball.
1 : 15.33 {CHB} - Kicks to a contest - Falconista looks to get to thre front.
1 : 15.37 {CHB} - The ball drops short of Falconista.
1 : 15.41 {CHB} - Quality gather by Falconista.
1 : 15.45 {CHB} - No-look handpass to StFly.
1 : 15.47 {CHB} - Flicks it to ossie_21.
1 : 15.51 {C} - Gives the ball to Dory_77.
1 : 15.55 {C} - Dory_77 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 16 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 16.01 {rW} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Phar Ace.
1 : 16.06 {C} - Not enough pressure on Pure Grunt.
1 : 16.1 {rHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Reardo.
1 : 16.14 {rHFF} - NSWCROW claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 16.16 {rHFF} - Reardo through heavy traffic.
1 : 16.2 {rHFF} - That's a massive kick from Reardo.
1 : 16.24 {rHFF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Roys FFC : 2.3.15
Gumbies FFC : 4.1.25
1 : 16.28 {C} - DERRINALPHIL taps it down.
1 : 16.34 {lW} - beez hits the ground running.
1 : 16.38 {lW} - beez fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 16.43 {lW} - Fantastic goal from beez.
Roys FFC : 2.3.15
Gumbies FFC : 5.1.31
1 : 16.45 {C} - The ruck contest is won by DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 16.53 {C} - Pure Grunt with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 16.57 - <<< GWS Goose is coming on to replace HotPiesWithSauce >>>
1 : 17.03 {C} - With the ball is Pure Grunt.
1 : 17.07 {C} - He has a bounce.
1 : 17.12 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by Pure Grunt.
1 : 17.16 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 17.17 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards JackNah_8.
1 : 17.22 {CHF} - But Falconista is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 17.26 {CHB} - Falconista takes them on.
1 : 17.3 {lW} - beez presents on a long lead.
1 : 17.32 {lW} - 3KZ is Football is in the way and will mark.
1 : 17.36 {rW} - 3KZ is Football tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 17.4 {C} - Huge handpass to Pure Grunt. As good as a kick.
1 : 17.45 {rW} - 3KZ is Football receives his handpass.
1 : 17.46 {rW} - Passes to SpecialBruce by hand.
1 : 17.51 {rW} - SpecialBruce bounces the ball.
1 : 17.55 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 17.59 {C} - Pure Gruntaleunko!.
1 : 18.03 {C} - Pure Grunt signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 18.05 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to 3KZ is Football.
1 : 18.09 {CHF} - That kick makes it hard for JackNah_8.
1 : 18.13 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 18.17 {CHF} - JackNah_8 does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 18.19 {CHF} - But he tripped up Falconista.
1 : 18.23 {lHBF} - NSWCROW has possession.
1 : 18.28 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 18.32 {C} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 18.34 {C} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Pure Grunt.
1 : 18.38 {C} - With the ball is Pure Grunt.
1 : 18.42 - <<< MrsEddieBetts is coming on to replace Mobbs >>>

 

[Mobbs]

TheGoatBaron already paying back faith in him as a new FF.

 

[Mobbs]

1 : 18.42 - <<< MrsEddieBetts is coming on to replace Mobbs >>>

Because I'm afraid of you. MrsEddieBetts

 

[MWPP]

1 : 18.48 {C} - Pure Grunt takes off.
1 : 18.52 {C} - Quick hands to royboy2.
1 : 18.57 {C} - Pure Grunt on the end of this.
1 : 19.01 {rW} - Handpass to space. 3KZ is Football runs onto it.
1 : 19.02 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 19.07 {CHF} - That kick made it so easy for JackNah_8.
1 : 19.13 {CHF} - JackNah_8 has possession.
1 : 19.15 {lFP} - tigs2010 presents.
1 : 19.19 {lFP} - But chipping in front is GWS Goose.
1 : 19.21 {rBP} - GWS Goose looking for a lead.
1 : 19.25 {rBP} - StFly on the end of this.
1 : 19.3 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 19.32 {lHBF} - Over the head of NSWCROW.
1 : 19.36 {CHF} - So JackNah_8 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 19.4 {lHFF} - He handpasses to fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 19.44 {lHFF} - CatToTheFuture gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 19.48 {lHBF} - NSWCROW has it.
1 : 19.5 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to cats_09.
1 : 19.54 {lHBF} - Crunching tackle by royboy2.
1 : 19.58 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 20.02 {lHFF} - That's a trip surely.
1 : 20.04 {lHBF} - NSWCROW has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.08 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.13 {C} - A short kick to Dory_77.
1 : 20.17 {C} - Dory_77 at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 20.19 {C} - Dory_77 takes off.
1 : 20.23 {C} - Passes to ossie_21 by hand.
1 : 20.27 {rHFF} - A kick towards Chat Pile territory.
1 : 20.31 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 20.34 {rHFF} - Chat Pile slowing down the play.
1 : 20.37 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 20.42 {rHFF} - MrsEddieBetts nearly lost his fingers to a wayward Chat Pile kick.
1 : 20.46 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.5 {C} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 20.52 {C} - Pure Grunt uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
1 : 20.56 {C} - Nobody's checking Pure Grunt.
1 : 21 {rHFF} - He looks for Reardo.
1 : 21.04 {rHFF} - Reardo with a one-hander.
1 : 21.06 {rHFF} - Reardo has possession.
1 : 21.1 {FF} - That kick makes it hard for TheGoatBaron.
1 : 21.15 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 21.19 {FF} - Running with the ball is TheGoatBaron.
1 : 21.21 {FF} - Crunching tackle by BlueE.
1 : 21.25 {FB} - BlueE tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 21.29 {FB} - Watch out! Oh! TheGoatBaron has laid BlueE out flat.
1 : 21.33 {lFP} - tigs2010 breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 21.36 {lFP} - This could be a goal to tigs2010.
1 : 21.39 {lFP} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
Roys FFC : 2.4.16
Gumbies FFC : 5.1.31
1 : 21.47 {FB} - GWS Goose sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 21.5 {lBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 21.53 {lBP} - bone2468 has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
1 : 21.58 {lBP} - bone2468 slowing down the play.
1 : 22.02 {CHB} - Falconista receives his handpass.
1 : 22.06 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of beez.
1 : 22.08 {lW} - 3KZ is Football reads the kick best and marks well in front of beez.
1 : 22.12 {C} - Pure Grunt slowing down the play.
1 : 22.16 - <<< DinoSoar is coming on to replace GWS Goose >>>
1 : 22.22 {C} - Pure Grunt has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.27 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by fitzroybowiedog and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.31 {lHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by CatToTheFuture.
1 : 22.35 {rHBF} - CatToTheFuture has it.
1 : 22.37 {lW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 22.42 {lW} - beez too strong for 3KZ is Football.
1 : 22.45 {lW} - With the ball is beez.
1 : 22.49 {lW} - Free kick for a hand over the shoulder.
1 : 22.52 {C} - Pure Grunt looks downfield.
1 : 22.55 {CHF} - An underground handpass to JackNah_8.
1 : 23 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 23.04 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 23.06 {FF} - TheGoatBaron does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 23.1 {FF} - TheGoatBaron sure is going to want to find some redemption after that shank goes out on the full.
1 : 23.14 {FB} - So BlueE ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 23.18 {lHBF} - Kicks to a contest - NSWCROW looks to get to thre front.
1 : 23.22 {lHBF} - But Reardo is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 23.24 {rHFF} - Reardo slowing down the play.
1 : 23.28 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of TheGoatBaron.
1 : 23.32 {FF} - But in the way is BlueE.
1 : 23.37 {FB} - BlueE looking for a lead.
1 : 23.38 {rHBF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 23.45 {rHBF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 23.47 {rHBF} - CatToTheFuture has possession.
1 : 23.51 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Falconista is up to the challenge.
1 : 23.53 {CHB} - Falconista kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
1 : 23.57 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog to send the ball forward.
1 : 24.01 {lHFF} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
1 : 24.06 - <<< Ed_Gein is trading places with Allikat >>>
1 : 24.12 {lHFF} - With the ball is fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 24.16 - <<< HotPiesWithSauce is coming on to replace Supercheapgiants >>>
1 : 24.24 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 24.26 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog handpasses - but straight to CatToTheFuture.
1 : 24.3 {rHBF} - CatToTheFuture to send the ball forward.
1 : 24.34 {CHB} - Falconista screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 24.38 {CHB} - JackNah_8 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 24.4 {CHB} - A bit of space for Falconista to utilise.
1 : 24.45 {CHB} - No-look handpass to cats_09.
1 : 24.49 {CHB} - cats_09 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 24.53 {CHB} - An underground handpass to StFly.
1 : 24.55 {rHBF} - Handpasses to CatToTheFuture.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Roys FFC : 2.4.16
Gumbies FFC : 5.1.31
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[TheGoatBaron]

Need to pick up the pace in the second quarter and convert those chances in front of goals.