Official Match Thread Pre-Season Round 2 - Fighting Furies Vs Gold City Royals @ Punt Road

[tigland]

Ease up there Tiger and don't get ahead of yourself.

The Furies have won 4 premierships not 5 as you're suggesting.

Maybe you've became a little delirious these past couple of seasons from carrying the side of your huge shoulders, but you were defeated in the last 2 grand finals, and maybe, just maybe if you'd had some form of assistance in that time you'd have reached the magical 5 mark, alas it wasn't to be.

oops forgot to mention I have a time machine, so know the result of season 17

#inbeforewhatarethisweekslottonumbers

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Great to see the Wise one, once again post some silly response for the one who bights of more than he can chew. The amount of foolish statements and comments coming out of the Royals atm is enough to topple a throne.

Hi again Uncle_Leo

This one is tricky but Wise one is a sarcastic label he calls himself.

Good Job Fumbler, another crazy, edgy response that contributes to the Furies. (Tigers have big mouths and often try to eat more than they can chew)

I miss the Royals, the foolish amount of money I was paid was great and I could bankrupt a punt road ATM no worries.

 

[fumbler]

Hi again Uncle_Leo

This one is tricky but Wise one is a sarcastic label he calls himself.

Good Job Fumbler, another crazy, edgy response that contributes to the Furies. (Tigers have big mouths and often try to eat more than they can chew)

I miss the Royals, the foolish amount of money I was paid was great and I could bankrupt a punt road ATM no worries.

Whoever said you aint no linguist was wrong Write?

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

MD isn't mucking around with the team he has selected.

Good rotations to keep people fresh for round 1 and making sure the Rookies get a chance to show off.

 

[thetradesman]

WGS needs to get a life

 

[Fitzey]

WGS needs to get a life

How can you accuse someone of needing to get a life when you have posted 1,089 times since September 15th?

/WGSgotnotimefordat

 

[Fitzey]

Thanks MD, Suburb team as usual. okeydoke7 to kick 8 goals and the Furies to call for a rematch.

 

[thetradesman]

How can you accuse someone of needing to get a life when you have posted 1,089 times since September 15th?

/WGSgotnotimefordat

Now that I have been at work I have slowed down.

 

[Fitzey]

Now that I have been at work I have slowed down.

All good, How's your qooty going? Still a little rough around the edges? Need a smack around the back of the head on the field?

 

[Power Raid]

I'm just happy to stay in the team for another week, with only 3 touches I thought my spot was in danger

I'll make sure there is something breathing space between you and a rest!

 

[Easty]

Easty - W to HFF

Easty moves into the forward line to recover from some leather poisoning and to give Tommycash some much needed run in his legs.

Careful guys, it's contagious.

Which is why i've been sleeping with Tommycash 's middleton slave this week. #alwaysteamfirst

 

[okeydoke7]

I didn't bother with the recovery session after my 7 goal haul. Been straight down to the Royal Pub to drown a Royal Keg.

Won't need to work too hard to get up for the game against the Furies!

And of course, from the dossier, LOL Richmond!!!!

 

[Rack Watts]

Bow down to the might Gold City Royals.

Or you'll cop a crowning.

 

[Power Raid]

Bipolarbear, if you are crowning, you don't have much time to spare. Go to the toilet NOW!

 

[Power Raid]

Now that I have been at work I have slowed down.

Love it!

It is a marathon not a sprint right?

 

[tigland]

I didn't bother with the recovery session after my 7 goal haul. Been straight down to the Royal Pub to drown a Royal Keg.

Won't need to work too hard to get up for the game against the Furies!

And of course, from the dossier, LOL Richmond!!!!

sees St Kilda as Okey's team.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I didn't bother with the recovery session after my 7 goal haul. Been straight down to the Royal Pub to drown a Royal Keg.

Won't need to work too hard to get up for the game against the Furies!

And of course, from the dossier, LOL Richmond!!!!

I'm just wondering if the Furies full back is still a relevant member of the side and not some cardboard cutout stationed in the goal square to look the part.

I'll get you to turn him around at the start of the match to save him from impersonating a contortionist as a result of the air conveyance continually sailing over his head. Their players welfare is paramount with the limited resources available, so it's important we play our part in ensuring their safety and well being, they'll thank us later.

That also means tigland will become stale down the other end which will give his shoulders a much deserved rest. It's also interesting to note his change of position. I'm fairly sure Uncle_Leo ended his rucking career in the last round of season 16 when he absolutely dominated the centre clearances, recording a massive 26 Hitouts, thus resulting in tigland losing all confidence in his ability which forced him to seek an alternative position to remain a relevant commodity. It was also the making of Uncle_Leo into a star ruckman of the competition.

Albeit a little late, I'd like to officially thank tigland for developing Uncle_Leo into a star. True captain material right there if Claypigeon doesn't take the glory first.

Speaking of captains. Filthy Sanchez you were once a star, why'd you have to go and fall from grace, please return to fight the battle before the few remaining candidates fight to the death to take your title.*

*May or may not have been stolen from okeydoke7 's dossier.

 

[Power Raid]

oops forgot to mention I have a time machine, so know the result of season 17

#inbeforewhatarethisweekslottonumbers

that's what my doc said

 

[tigland]

I'm just wondering if the Furies full back is still a relevant member of the side and not some cardboard cutout stationed in the goal square to look the part.

I'll get you to turn him around at the start of the match to save him from impersonating a contortionist as a result of the air conveyance continually sailing over his head. Their players welfare is paramount with the limited resources available, so it's important we play our part in ensuring their safety and well being, they'll thank us later.

That also means tigland will become stale down the other end which will give his shoulders a much deserved rest. It's also interesting to note his change of position. I'm fairly sure Uncle_Leo ended his rucking career in the last round of season 16 when he absolutely dominated the centre clearances, recording a massive 26 Hitouts, thus resulting in tigland losing all confidence in his ability which forced him to seek an alternative position to remain a relevant commodity. It was also the making of Uncle_Leo into a star ruckman of the competition.

Albeit a little late, I'd like to officially thank tigland for developing Uncle_Leo into a star. True captain material right there if Claypigeon doesn't take the glory first.

Speaking of captains. Filthy Sanchez you were once a star, why'd you have to go and fall from grace, please return to fight the battle before the few remaining candidates fight to the death to take your title.*

*May or may not have been stolen from okeydoke7 's dossier.

Current All SFA ruckman reporting in. When you dominate, sometimes its good to change positions, especially in the pre-season. Just FYI, I only played 4 minutes in the prac match. In that time I kicked a lazy 4-1.

 

[fumbler]

It's like some of these Royals are trying to justify their positions on their team by pissing into the wind.

 

[TonkaTuff]

Wowee hope these Silver City Royals are ready for a royal smashing, might as well not even show up

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Current All SFA ruckman reporting in. When you dominate, sometimes its good to change positions, especially in the pre-season. Just FYI, I only played 4 minutes in the prac match. In that time I kicked a lazy 4-1.

I'm not disputing your excellent All-SFA worthy season, it was much deserved and you were a star in that position throughout the season. Congratulations, I know the feeling. I was All-SFA ruckman the season prior, but we all know how fast one can fall from their perch, as we witnessed in the final round last season when Uncle_Leo gave you a bath. What transpired immediately following was a sub standard performance and again you were well beaten again in the biggest match of the season. Your new role suggests your fall from grace was a more rapid than that of myself.

What I'm about to do is shatter your dreams yet again, in much the same fashion as I did to Bengwatkins last week. You'll be telling your kids for years how MD and Uncle_Leo worked in tandem to turn you into an also ran of the league.

 

[Power Raid]

That's because your whole squad is terrible. The Furies are a much better squad than the Royals.

judging by your avatar, you enjoy living in the past Grockadoc.

This is going to be really enjoyable come seasons end!

 

[tigland]

I'm not disputing your excellent All-SFA worthy season, it was much deserved and you were a star in that position throughout the season. Congratulations, I know the feeling. I was All-SFA ruckman the season prior, but we all know how fast one can fall from their perch, as we witnessed in the final round last season when Uncle_Leo gave you a bath. What transpired immediately following was a sub standard performance and again you were well beaten again in the biggest match of the season. Your new role suggests your fall from grace was a more rapid than that of myself.

What I'm about to do is shatter your dreams yet again, in much the same fashion as I did to Bengwatkins last week. You'll be telling your kids for years how MD and Uncle_Leo worked in tandem to turn you into an also ran of the league.

well congratulations Uncle_Leo?

 

[tigland]

judging by your avatar, you enjoy living in the past.

This is going to be really enjoyable come seasons end!

We will probably have folded by then