Preview R23: Changes vs. Sydney Swans

[GROTTO]

Good to see the Mods sweeping up the Poort Troll trash nice and quick

lol

I missed it.

 

[FullyBigKPro]

lol

I missed it.

Some Poort flog said "hahahaa shut your gob next time squib"....

All the usual hallmarks from the swamp.

 

[GROTTO]

Some Poort flog said "hahahaa shut your gob next time squib"....

All the usual hallmarks from the swamp.

Im not sure why they got so precious with that comment, we get insulted all the time for being a chardonnay club with apricot slicers at the home games.

I mean thats our demographic and theirs is without teeth.

 

[MatthewB]

god, i hope McHenry doesn't come in for Rachelle

 

[hippyhippy]

Wtf.... They should be backing rachele in... Tell him quietly to calm the farm if they don't like what he did... Personally i really liked it. We need more players like this imho.

If he does get dropped, they need to fire Nicks immediately and half the administration. They purposely made him the face of the showdown.

Screw Nicks. A sh1t coach and a sh1t leader.

 

[The Karma Bus]

Im not sure why they got so precious with that comment, we get insulted all the time for being a chardonnay club with apricot slicers at the home games.

I mean thats our demographic and theirs is without teeth.

They also get cheaper or no dental costs in life, depending on their level of toothlessness.

 

[SugarShane]

The year is 2026. It's the last Saturday in September.

Josh Rachele caps off a blinder of a year at Hawthorn by kicking 3 goals in a Premiership winning side.

The emcee announces, "Number 8, Josh Rachele!"

Josh walks up to the dais, grabs his medal, gives the Auskick kid a cringy celebration, then grabs the mic and yells "Up the bloody Hawks!" followed by a stick it right up em gesture and some other lame tiktok looking dance on his way back to his teammates.

Matthew Nicks

Matthew Nicks

Age

50

Ht

187cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

0.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.4

3star

and Rory Laird

29

Rory Laird

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.4

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

12.5

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.3

4star

MG

367.5

5star

D

19.6

5star

K

10.9

4star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

255.3

4star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.0

5star

recline slightly in their deck chairs, having finished work 6 weeks earlier for a 9th successive year. Rory takes a sip of his warm milk, turns to Matthew and says, "Boy am I glad we don't act like that at this club."

 

[Danger in Texas]

Can someone rock up to the club tomorrow and throw a rock through Maffew’s window? Like seriously

**** that guy

 

[WAG]

Pick the player getting dropped...


..............65%..................................Shape...........................................280%

 

[Tex Danger]

god, i hope McHenry doesn't come in for Rachelle

This was also my genuine fear on thinking we’re without rachelle and Rankine

No matter who comes in If this is true (and where it’s come from I’d be surprised if it’s not) it’s a howler on so many levels

 

[1970crow]

Wonder who leaked that? Pretty unprofessional.

 

[Scorpus]

In before the club makes up an injury to cover for Rachele being dropped after the strong negative reaction online to Twomey's tweet

 

[hippyhippy]

Wonder who leaked that? Pretty unprofessional.

Probably Rachele manager lol

 

[spenze]

Wait, why is Rachele being dropped?

 

[PeterSalt]

Wait, why is Rachele being dropped?

Because he made Rory Laird feel uncomfortable?

 

[El Doederino]

Keane not playing either this week. He’s played his last game for us.

 

[CrowToon]

If Laird isn't the most hated player on this board then I've misjudged a lot of you.

What a ****ing campaigner he is, Schofield was spot on.

Nicks, Burns, Laird, Smith, and Murphy can all load up a Yaris and go **** off for good. Chuck Ned in the boot I don't give a shit.

 

[dylan123]

Can someone rock up to the club tomorrow and throw a rock through Maffew’s window? Like seriously

**** that guy

If it actually happens, I'd happily chip in if someone could get a truck full of manure dumped off out the front.

 

[El Doederino]

If Laird isn't the most hated player on this board then I've misjudged a lot of you.

What a ****ing campaigner he is, Schofield was spot on.

Nicks, Burns, Laird, Smith, and Murphy can all load up a Yaris and go **** off for good. Chuck Ned in the boot I don't give a shit.

What’s the Schofield reference?

 

[Scorpus]

If it actually happens, I'd happily chip in if someone could get a truck full of manure dumped off out the front.

I looked into it but it's a crime apparently

 

[Crow till I die]

Edwards and ryan in this week, murp...yeah i know it won't happen but i live in hope and laird out. If murray is off and is an out, son of daisy comes in. Rankine out inj and gollant should be out too. Replace them with dowling and hamill.

 

[huludicidal]

What’s the Schofield reference?

Will Schofield annihilated Laird today for his comments on Rachele

 

[CrowToon]

What’s the Schofield reference

Here

 

[GameofSloanes]

Just when you thought we couldn't fck up any more
Schofield is right, and id be dropping laird for his comments not rachele
Why can't we ever read a room. There is nothing good that can come out of this, it's the kind of thing that results in trade requests

 

[Peter Doherty]

Just when you thought we couldn't fck up any more
Schofield is right, and id be dropping laird for his comments not rachele
Why can't we ever read a room. There is nothing good that can come out of this, it's the kind of thing that results in trade requests

Have the chance to support the player, instead we pour petrol on the situation.