It's so funny how you can tell that Suma actually writes those player ratings himself compared to the articles with his name on them.
The ratings sound like someone who knows a fair bit about footy and nothing about writing, where the articles (while objectively bad from a content perspective) are written more eloquently than anyone would credit Peter with.
I wonder how many on here remember the Steve Malaxos reports of our WAFL players. "He played a good game and had some good kicks. Did some good things".