Banter RDT 170 - The Joyce McKinney Experience

[Miguel Sanchez]

Believe by Cher.

The terrible autotune does it for me. Also the fact that any time I hear it it’ll be stuck in my head for a minimum of 36 hours. Actually I don’t even have to hear it, I just have to see it mentioned.

Which I’ve now done to myself

 

[kane249]

So where exactly did The Proclaimers walk 500 miles to? - CityMonitor

In their 1988 single, I’m Gonna Be (500 miles), The Proclaimers declared their devotion to a woman by saying they would walk 500 miles.

citymonitor.ai

 

[Mr Eagle]

Guess how far I'd walk to get away from The Proclaimers?

Like, maybe, a foot or so?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

So where exactly did The Proclaimers walk 500 miles to? - CityMonitor

In their 1988 single, I’m Gonna Be (500 miles), The Proclaimers declared their devotion to a woman by saying they would walk 500 miles.

citymonitor.ai

The song says they would walk 500 miles, not that they actually need to.

What an enormous exercise for nothing.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

A bigger issue is that the two twin brothers appear to be singing about the same woman (or man, no judgment here).

 

[Mr Eagle]

The song says they would walk 500 miles, not that they actually need to.

What an enormous exercise for nothing.

Actually it says they would walk 1000 miles. It's twice as bad.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Like, maybe, a foot or so?

This guy knows how I roll*






*slowly, not very far and ideally being pushed.

 

[Ochre]

Believe by Cher.

The terrible autotune does it for me. Also the fact that any time I hear it it’ll be stuck in my head for a minimum of 36 hours. Actually I don’t even have to hear it, I just have to see it mentioned.

Which I’ve now done to myself

Can we at least keep the DMAs version?

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

The Titanic song used to shit me to tears but now I can't stop watching the clip of Sheed winning us the Grand Final with it playing oh yes **** off Eddie you absolute campaigner.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Can we at least keep the DMAs version?

 

[RookiePick]

Believe by Cher.

The terrible autotune does it for me. Also the fact that any time I hear it it’ll be stuck in my head for a minimum of 36 hours. Actually I don’t even have to hear it, I just have to see it mentioned.

Which I’ve now done to myself

If only you could turn back time.

 

[happy_eagle]

If only you could turn back time.

 

[Godfather32]

People are shit. My neighbour has a sign and a box out the front of their place saying that they're isolating due to covid (after having a massive party and pissing everyone off last weekend), please leave packages etc in the box.
He just took off to go into the shops in town

 

[MKMatty]

Amen to this man. I want to rip my ears off every time I hear this song.

Literally anything by P!nk, Adele or Tones and I

 

[squashface]

Officially a Canberran campaigner now

I can feel myself turning beige as we speak

 

[Truckosaurus]

People are shit. My neighbour has a sign and a box out the front of their place saying that they're isolating due to covid (after having a massive party and pissing everyone off last weekend), please leave packages etc in the box.
He just took off to go into the shops in town

Any security cameras? If not, sounds like they need a 'delivery' that reflects their personalities.

 

[Godfather32]

Any security cameras? If not, sounds like they need a 'delivery' that reflects their personalities.

I'm fixing to get my middle aged man on and complain to their landlord. I know all the other neighbours are sick of them too so we could probably get the whole street to join in

 

[Barrybran]

We're the Eagles, by Birds of Tokyo.

Simmo: Bake him away, toys.

 

[Barrybran]

Officially a Canberran campaigner now

I can feel myself turning beige as we speak

Good time to be there actually. I hear there are a few job vacancies coming up.

 

[Dazzler9]

Well, that's my first chocolate bunny down the hatch for the Easter period. It feels sensational as it's being consumed, but I now await a sore stomach, headache, and the guilt.

 

[Dazzler9]

Well, that's my first chocolate bunny down the hatch for the Easter period. It feels sensational as it's being consumed, but I now await a sore stomach, headache, and the guilt.

It was meant to be for our neighbours' two year old boy. I figure he won't miss it.

 

[Barrybran]

Well, that's my first chocolate bunny down the hatch for the Easter period. It feels sensational as it's being consumed, but I now await a sore stomach, headache, and the guilt.

Should have saved it for the footy tomorrow

 

[DanWCE]

It was meant to be for our neighbours' two year old boy. I figure he won't miss it.

You've done them a favour. If my neighbours gave my two year old any chocolate, let alone that much chocolate, I'd shit in their Covid isolation cardboard box they left out on their driveway for donations.

Also, Godfather32 have you considered putting dog shit in that donation box?

 

[DanWCE]

Should have saved it for the footy tomorrow

You say that like he doesn't have more. Theres always more

 

[Kapowie1]

Officially a Canberran campaigner now

I can feel myself turning beige as we speak

Off to Mooseheads then!! The joint should be nice and warmed up by now


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