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[THE A5]

In my early to mid 20’s I loved going out on Friday after working but now being an old person in my late twenties, it genuinely feels like a flipping chore

 

[Godfather32]

In my early to mid 20’s I loved going out on Friday after working but now being an old person in my late twenties, it genuinely feels like a *ing chore

My sister went out on a Friday night after work once

 

[Mop]

So this morning there was quite a commotion outside our bedroom window - a group of crows going off their collective **** for no apparent reason. (Blinds were closed so couldn’t see out the window)

Walk out the front door to go to work and there’s a dead crow on the ground next to my car which would explain all the squawking earlier

Dead crow is now swinging in the breeze watching over the chickens. Didn’t even need to collect this one off the side of the road.

You couldn't make it up

 

[THE A5]

My sister went out on a Friday night after work once

Was that when she fell in love with @britzoon

 

[Godfather32]

Was that when she fell in love with @britzoon

No

 

[Truckosaurus]

My sister went out on a Friday night after work once

Found Freomaniac's alt account guys

 

[Godfather32]

Found Freomaniac's alt account guys

You can tell it's not me by the way I reply to posts before they're 3 weeks old

 

[Dazzler9]

In my early to mid 20’s I loved going out on Friday after working but now being an old person in my late twenties, it genuinely feels like a *ing chore

That's generally the age when that shit starts feeling overrated. Congratulations, you're an adult, your most fun days are behind you. Next stop, mortgage and responsibilities.

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[Godfather32]

That's generally the age when that s**t starts feeling overrated. Congratulations, you're an adult, your most fun days are behind you. Next stop, mortgage and responsibilities.

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So true

 

[Dazzler9]

So true

I literally got back from a date night with my wife an hour ago. So 8.30pm. Our first one in ages. Picked up the kids and one of them vomitted in bed. Now we're washing sheets. Awesome.

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[THE A5]

That's generally the age when that s**t starts feeling overrated. Congratulations, you're an adult, your most fun days are behind you. Next stop, mortgage and responsibilities.

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Already have a mortgage

 

[Ochre]

In my early to mid 20’s I loved going out on Friday after working but now being an old person in my late twenties, it genuinely feels like a *ing chore

You couldn't make it up.

 

[Mop]

I couldn't get it up.

You know the line

 

[Mop]

I literally got back from a date night with my wife an hour ago. So 8.30pm. Our first one in ages. Picked up the kids and one of them vomitted in bed. Now we're washing sheets. Awesome.

Not quite the explosion of bodily fluid you were hoping for eh chief?

 

[Bender_]

Telling ya, you gotta get the deed done before you go out - and this stands without the kids too - it completely takes the pressure off the rest of the evening.

One partner goes and drops the kids off at the babysitter. When they get back it's romance time, then you can go out feeling that bit closer, eat and drink as much as you like without worrying about performing later, and if you do need to pick up the kids then you're not missing out on the best part of the date night.

 

[Godfather32]

Telling ya, you gotta get the deed done before you go out - and this stands without the kids too - it completely takes the pressure off the rest of the evening.

One partner goes and drops the kids off at the babysitter. When they get back it's romance time, then you can go out feeling that bit closer, eat and drink as much as you like without worrying about performing later, and if you do need to pick up the kids then you're not missing out on the best part of the date night.

This method gets kind of awkward if the babysitter is coming to your place though

 

[Bender_]

This method gets kind of awkward if the babysitter is coming to your place though

Yeah that's an issue. That's why I usually try to get them to someone else place.

Or if you've watched enough pr0n then that situation can also be a good thing.

 

[Godfather32]

Thanks for coming over Sarah. The kids are watching tv, order pizza for dinner, we're just going off to the bedroom to bang one out and then we'll be off, make sure the kids are in bed by 8.

 

[Bender_]

Thanks for coming over Sarah. The kids are watching tv, order pizza for dinner, we're just going off to the bedroom to bang one out and then we'll be off, make sure the kids are in bed by 8.

Fwoof, returns to living room 90 seconds later wiping sweat off brow, okay we're off. Help yourself to a Paddle Pop from the freezer if you like.

 

[Godfather32]

Fwoof, returns to living room 90 seconds later wiping sweat off brow, okay we're off. Help yourself to a Paddle Pop from the freezer if you like.

Now I want a paddle pop

 

[Godfather32]

My sister had a paddle pop once

 

[Keys]

My sister had a paddle pop once

We don’t wanna hear about your sex life mate

 

[Mop]

Thanks for coming over Sarah. The kids are watching tv, order pizza for dinner, we're just going off to the bedroom to bang one out and then we'll be off, make sure the kids are in bed by 8.

My mate's mates once smashed it out in the back seat of his old Excel during a trip to Geraldton

While while mate was in it.
Driving

My mate subsequently got with the girl in question - clearly he liked the cut of her jib

 

[Godfather32]

We don’t wanna hear about your sex life mate

Settle down Lord of the Crows

 

[Bender_]

I feel like in your late 20s, Paddle Pops just don't hit the spot like they used to, and the memory of wrapping your laughing gear around a Billabong was so long ago that you have no choice but to buy a cardigan and slippers and spend your Friday night watching babysitter videos on The Hub.