Banter RDT CLXVVVIII - Scorchers good, Oasis Bad

[Ochre]

Fwoof, returns to living room 90 seconds later wiping sweat off brow, okay we're off. Help yourself to a Paddle Pop from the freezer if you like.

Very thoughtful of you to spend 80 seconds cleaning yourself up afterwards

 

[Bender_]

Very thoughtful of you to spend 80 seconds cleaning yourself up afterwards

Piss-off. At least 40 seconds of it was doing biceps flexes infront of the mirror.

 

[Wild Kelly]

My sister had a paddle pop once

Was it on the train on her way to work?

 

[Mop]

Was it on the train on her way to work?

At Canning Bridge?

 

[Bender_]

 

[squashface]

I had 3 beers last night and feel like hot shit this morning.

Is this what you all old campaigners feel like all the time?

 

[Matt_S]

I had 3 beers last night and feel like hot s**t this morning.

Is this what you all old campaigners feel like all the time?

Yes it is

 

[Bender_]

I've never heard the phrase 'hot shit' used to describe feeling seedy/dusty/hung over. For me hot shit is used to describe someone who rates themselves but really aren't that great.

 

[Godfather32]

I had 3 beers last night and feel like hot s**t this morning.

Is this what you all old campaigners feel like all the time?

I think you mean you feel rat shit, hot shit is how I'd describe someone like Fyfe....almost like a different way of calling someone figjam.

And yes, yes it is

 

[Into The Black]

3 beers and feel like whatever you said ? 3 beers ? * me.

 

[squashface]

I guess my comment of “old campaigners” rings even more true when you don’t get what I mean by hot shit

 

[shoutsatclouds]

3 beers and feel like whatever you said ? 3 beers ? * me.

 

[squashface]

“you think you’re hot shit” = you think you’re so good, nathan fyfe

7

Nathan Fyfe

Age

33

Ht

191cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.5

5star

K

12.7

5star

HB

12.8

5star

M

4.5

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.6

5star

D

20.4

5star

K

8.6

3star

HB

11.8

5star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.0

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

2.0

4star

etc

“I feel like hot shit this morning” = I feel like a steaming pile of excrement

 

[Biggie]

I just took a hot shit

 

[Bender_]

I guess my comment of “old campaigners” rings even more true when you don’t get what I mean by hot s**t

 

[Godfather32]

“you think you’re hot s**t” = you think you’re so good, nathan fyfe etc

“I feel like hot s**t this morning” = I feel like a steaming pile of excrement

Yeah, nah.

 

[Into The Black]

I just took a hot s**t

I just had breakfast thanks mate.

 

[Biggie]

I just had breakfast thanks mate.

Which in time, will too be a hot shit

 

[Into The Black]

Which in time, will too be a hot s**t

Charming.

 

[briztoon]

And this why I keep coming back here. I’m p!ssing myself laughing and my wife is like, “what’s so funny”.

 

[DanWCE]

I feel like hot shit after a few tins. The beer goggles work!

Then I feel like rat shit the next day.

 

[Dazzler9]

And this why I keep coming back here. I’m p!ssing myself laughing and my wife is like, “what’s so funny”.

You come for the commuting discussion, but you stay for the talk about sh!t.

 

[Seadog]

I guess my comment of “old campaigners” rings even more true when you don’t get what I mean by hot s**t

Hot shit was only ever used as in "he thinks he's hot shit". You however can use it as you like but us old timers reserve the right to laugh at you.

 

[Dazzler9]

Stop arguing about changes in language usage guys. Just be happy and gay.

 

[Bender_]

Stop arguing about changes in language usage guys. Just be happy and gay.

Camping has never been the same since I returned back to the site with a pile of sticks and called out to the family "hey kids, come check out the massive ****** I found!".