Banter RDT CLXXXVI - Trucko’s Salty Water

[RookiePick]

I am reliably informed that the ladies loos are every bit as olfactorily offensive as the gents.

Yeah my wife is always complaining about feral stuff in the girls loos and tbh, most of what she mentions I have never, ever seen in a men's bathroom.

Women be Cray Cray.

 

[Boohemian]

Surely not.

Women are animals. I will never know how they miss the bowl, but they do.

 

[Dazzler9]

Women are animals. I will never know how they miss the bowl, but they do.

It's because they don't want their bum touching the seat, so they squat above it. Trucko?

 

[FKASC]

It's because they don't want their bum touching the seat, so they squat above it. Trucko?

Some people grew up with squat toilets and the idea of a shared plastic seat doesn’t sit well, I guess

 

[Truckosaurus]

Have also seen people storing water bottles in them as makeshift bidets.

 

[Truckosaurus]

On not wanting to touch the seat: had a (male) co-worker who would wet paper towels and line the seat with them. Kept clogging the toilet when he flushed them so he switched to wetting toilet paper (which is how we figured out who it was because it took multiple trips to the sink and back and he was seen).

 

[shoutsatclouds]

On not wanting to touch the seat: had a (male) co-worker who would wet paper towels and line the seat with them. Kept clogging the toilet when he flushed them so he switched to wetting toilet paper (which is how we figured out who it was because it took multiple trips to the sink and back and he was seen).

Working on overseas sites can be a tad different.

During a big construction push we had a couple of thousand local-hire guys arrive on site for basic manual work - many of whom had never seen a sit-down toilet before. Wasn't long before all the seats were broken off, with boot-prints on the rims of the toilet bowls.

Team meetings were held regularly, and stickers were placed on the back of the stall doors to inform how to use the Western-style toilets, but nothing worked. Tired of replacing the busted toilets every few weeks, Company fabricated a steel-grating step-up in each stall to convert the bowls to 'squatters'. Sorted.

In the rural villages where most of them came from the sewage systems couldn't cope with too much load, so getting them to actually put the used toilet paper in the toilet and flush was the next issue...it's difficult to describe accurately the stench on a 45degC day from a mountain of shitty paper piled up in the corner of each stall...oh, and the flies.

Happy Days.

 

[FKASC]

Trucko’s salty water

 

[Bender_]

Keys and his fibre advice.
Biggie shitting through the eye of a needle.
Goroyals22 getting fired after clogging the toilet first day.

I'm all for shitposting but this RDT is crossing the line a bit.

 

[Ochre]

Keys and his fibre advice.
Biggie shitting through the eye of a needle.
Goroyals22 getting fired after clogging the toilet first day.

I'm all for shitposting but this RDT is crossing the line a bit.

squashface bans our go to topics and this is all that's left.

 

[Dazzler9]

 

[shoutsatclouds]

Working on overseas sites can be a tad different.

During a big construction push we had a couple of thousand local-hire guys arrive on site for basic manual work - many of whom had never seen a sit-down toilet before. Wasn't long before all the seats were broken off, with boot-prints on the rims of the toilet bowls.

Team meetings were held regularly, and stickers were placed on the back of the stall doors to inform how to use the Western-style toilets, but nothing worked. Tired of replacing the busted toilets every few weeks, Company fabricated a steel-grating step-up in each stall to convert the bowls to 'squatters'. Sorted.

In the rural villages where most of them came from the sewage systems couldn't cope with too much load, so getting them to actually put the used toilet paper in the toilet and flush was the next issue...it's difficult to describe accurately the stench on a 45degC day from a mountain of shitty paper piled up in the corner of each stall...oh, and the flies.

Happy Days.

Couldn't find a photo of the toilet door sticker, but this sign outside the canteen may give you an idea...



EDIT:

 

[squashface]

squashface bans our go to topics and this is all that's left.

 

[Ochre]

 

[Godfather32]

I've got some real winners on my facebook feed today

 

[Mr Eagle]

my facebook feed

I think you know what you have to do...

 

[Godfather32]

I think you know what you have to do...

I've hovered over the unfriend button so many times....but I'm kind of interested in watching his descent into madness....

 

[Truckosaurus]

I've got some real winners on my facebook feed today

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[WCErevival]

I've hovered over the unfriend button so many times....but I'm kind of interested in watching his descent into madness....

I've got a few like that. You cant look away.

 

[Ochre]

I've got some real winners on my facebook feed today

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So you just believe everything the MSM media tell you do you?

 

[Godfather32]

I've got a few like that. You cant look away.

I'm a bit reluctant to delete them as well, because I reckon it's always good to see other people's opinions even if you don't agree with them. But it's hard to read some of the shit he posts...

 

[TY24]

I was in this sort of boat with a mates cousin. Nice enough guy who got sucked into a 'crypto school' (which was 100% a pyramid scheme) and has now worked his way up the pyramid a fair way. His posts got more and more absurd and I kept him as a friend purely to laugh at the dribble he would post. Was quite sad seeing how many people fell for it though.

I finally pulled the plug when he started becoming a full on Andrew Tate follower. That was enough for me.

 

[Godfather32]

Geez, Gero hit 48.9 and Carnarvon 49.9 today....damn chemtrails at it again

 

[Ochre]

Geez, Gero hit 48.9 and Carnarvon 49.9 today....damn chemtrails at it again

It's always been hot mate.

 

[happy_eagle]

Great account to follow