Banter RDT CLXXXVI - Trucko’s Salty Water

[Bender_]

Pretty shitty way to lose a job.

Crap joke, mate.

 

[DanWCE]

Poo

 

[Dazzler9]

Regardless of one's taste in comedy - no matter how high-brow, cerebral, droll, dry or intellectual - and no matter one's age, ethnicity, colour creed or station in life, poo and piss jokes are always a winner.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Crap joke, mate.

You all saw it plumbing, er, coming.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Don’t clog up the RDT with this crap.

 

[Quinz]

I'd have given him a promotion to be my number 2.

 

[TY24]

This thread has really gone down the toilet. Old mate could learn a thing or two from it.

 

[Dazzler9]

Keep a lid on it you lot.

 

[TY24]

I thought we were on a roll

 

[Ochre]

**** this shit

 

[Biggie]

on company time

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

on company time

Done and done.

 

[Quinz]

* this s**t

Spare us the potty mouth

 

[TY24]

on company time

I save mine up

 

[Dazzler9]

'I lost my job because I clogged the toilet during my induction, I'm devastated'

A prospective employee has told how he managed to lose his ideal job by failing to carry out the most basic of toilet functions while on the first day in his new plush office

www.mirror.co.uk

Well, I think he was harshly dealt with


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Poo jokes aside, bloke sounds like a real winner. The day before his first day at a new job -

he said he'd been drinking a lot and eating party food the day before because it was the weekend

 

[FKASC]

Piss poor effort and well short of their usual standard

 

[Goroyals22]

Poo jokes aside, bloke sounds like a real winner. The day before his first day at a new job -

he said he'd been drinking a lot and eating party food the day before because it was the weekend

The theory is sound, the execution not so much..

Unisex toilets can be a trap… unfortunately when I started my last job I had to drop one off before training started and was followed in by a girl who coped the full wrath of what was left behind smell wise…..

Didn’t think much of it until I realised she was also in my training group.. great first impression


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[Frederico_WA]

The theory is sound, the execution not so much..

Unisex toilets can be a trap… unfortunately when I started my last job I had to drop one off before training started and was followed in by a girl who coped the full wrath of what was left behind smell wise…..

Didn’t think much of it until I realised she was also in my training group.. great first impression


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in some cultures, that's known as scent marking

 

[Mr Eagle]

I am reliably informed that the ladies loos are every bit as olfactorily offensive as the gents.

 

[Dazzler9]

I am reliably informed that the ladies loos are every bit as olfactorily offensive as the gents.

Surely not.

 

[Quinz]

Surely not.

The bears can smell the menstruation

 

[FKASC]

Bloody hell

 

[Dazzler9]

The bears can smell the menstruation

At first I was shocked but soon realised I was probably missing a reference. Google did me (and you) a solid.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I am reliably informed that the ladies loos are every bit as olfactorily offensive as the gents.

Correct. Also, regard for basic hygiene knows no gender boundaries.

 

[squashface]

Correct. Also, regard for basic hygiene knows no gender boundaries.

Humans are vile creatures, no doubt