Banter RDT CVXXX - BigMeetup

[DanWCE]

Yeah cool, change you kids in the pool then? Think what got me was the walking casually around the place. Think you should get nude but you should be discreet

Not a fan of the windmill?

 

[Dazzler9]

Not a fan of the windmill?

What about the side-to-side pattycake?

 

[DanWCE]

What about the side-to-side pattycake?

What about the goat?

 

[Dazzler9]

What about the goat?

???

 

[DanWCE]

???

Do you have Stan? Because I have the movie for you this Easter holidays!

 

[Dazzler9]

Do you have Stan? Because I have the movie for you this Easter holidays!

Yes, I do...?

 

[DanWCE]

Yes, I do...?

Do yourself a favour you lucky bugger

 

[Mr Eagle]

 

[Mop]

I feel like my job is the most interesting thing about my life but it’s all confidential so I can’t talk to anyone about it. So I end up just talking footy non-stop.

just speak in really vague generic phrases

“Ah yeah it has its challenges “
“It keeps me on my toes”
“Good days and bad days haha”

 

[Mop]

It's security, alot of checking that peoples pass is valid, telling them how to do a visitor pass, and driving around the site despite a million cameras.
A 600 ish licesnce to get and 0 other qualifications, maybe i need to find some fifo work to increase the cash flow.

So you’re the dude I need to know to order me a flickbaton. Cheers

You’re the friend I didn’t know I needed.

In all seriousness security guard is the job that no one wants because you have ti deal with pricks and it can involve unsociable hours.

Full respect to you man. Doing gods work

 

[Mop]

True story - when I was 14 or so I went to the Freo pools with my mates school mates - he went to a different school.

When we were leaving for shits and giggles one of the dudes thought it’d be funny to go in the girls change room with them.

He got clipped in the head by an old granny’s walking stick and copped a one year ban

The true punishment would be seeing elderly nudity

 

[RookiePick]

True story - when I was 14 or so I went to the Freo pools with my mates school mates - he went to a different school.

When we were leaving for shits and giggles one of the dudes thought it’d be funny to go in the girls change room with them.

He got clipped in the head by an old granny’s walking stick and copped a one year ban

The true punishment would be seeing elderly nudity

Just think on this. One day you'll be hoping to see elderly nudity.

 

[Dazzler9]

Funny 'cos it's true.

 

[Dazzler9]

Just think on this. One day you'll be hoping to see elderly nudity.

So what you're saying is, when you're old, walk into the girls' changerooms?

 

[RookiePick]

So what you're saying is, when you're old, walk into the girls' changerooms?

Dementia = plausible deniability

 

[THE A5]

Not a fan of the windmill?

More of a side to side slapper

 

[THE A5]

Tell me you have a small weenie with saying you have a small weenie

I don’t have in environments it’s just adults are around. Just think it’s not on when in environments where kids are present

 

[DanWCE]

I don’t have in environments it’s just adults are around. Just think it’s not on when in environments where kids are present

You've got a raging chubby when it's just adults?

 

[THE A5]

You've got a raging chubby when it's just adults?

Oath

 

[RookiePick]

Watching the par 3 comp at Augusta. 87 year old Gary Player is still so much better at golf than me, it's not funny.

 

[squashface]

 

[Truckosaurus]

Full respect to you man. Doing gods work

Depends what they're guarding.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Mutsugoro: Japan's beloved zoologist Masanori Hata dies at 87

He is best known for directing the 1980s classic, The Adventures of Milo and Otis.

www.bbc.com

Milo and Otis was my favourite movie when I was 6. Pretty sad now even though I couldn't have told you who directed it before now (or tomorrow) and remember nothing of it beyond "puppy and kitty are friends"

 

[Dazzler9]

Mutsugoro: Japan's beloved zoologist Masanori Hata dies at 87

He is best known for directing the 1980s classic, The Adventures of Milo and Otis.

www.bbc.com

Milo and Otis was my favourite movie when I was 6. Pretty sad now even though I couldn't have told you who directed it before now (or tomorrow) and remember nothing of it beyond "puppy and kitty are friends"

I saw Milo & Otis over and over when my brother was little and couldn't get enough of it. Narrated by Dudley Moore if I remember?

The body count on cats and dogs was apparently quite high, but damn it was cute!

 

[Keys]

Just think on this. One day you'll be hoping to see elderly nudity.

Nope. This doesn’t happen