Event Rising Star Presentation Wednesday December 15 7PM

[damicky]

Still waiting for the sting in the tail to hit.


















There it is.

Bombers showing love & compassion

I feel sick

 

[GWS Goose]

IF you ever come to your senses & nominate me, which of my Captains would you interview?

Depends what round you earned it.
Pre- trade Furies, post trade Demons.

 

[GWS Goose]

Round 5 Nomination
damicky has nabbed the round 5 nomination.
He was a very deserving winner, he was quick for the bribe, he wrapped the Gumbies and bagged GREENESHOOTS , that is the Trifecta.

Oh, he is also posted pretty well as well. Damicky has regularly impressed opposition posters and has polled very regularly in the rate the opposition MVP.

When reading through Damicky's posts he is pretty funny and good with quick put down, he looks well suited to a decent career in the SFA.
Will be well in the running to take this whole thing out.

Damicky has recently traded out of the furies and moved the Demons. Given that he was nominated for his performance at the Furies we approached his captain Bastyy to tell us more about Damicky. Bastyy confided in me that he still suffers PTSD after not scoring an invitation in the Rising Star (what a hopeless campaigner) so he made Ned_Flanders do it.



Here's what they had to stay.

Hey Ned, Damicky has won a nomination, how would you describe them and their posting style to the SFA public, we all love a plays like comparison for Rookies does Damicky have a style similar to another poster



How can I describe him... He was the Tyrone Vickery of the Furies. As for posting style, who the fu** would want to post like Ty?!?!?



How did you come across Damicky and how did he end up at your club



I hate rooks, so you can take it as a given I had absolutely nothing to do with finding him, recruiting him, or desexing him. I'm assuming Bastyy found him at the Engadine Macca's where all of our nation's leaders are found.



I was instrumental in offloading him however, so kudos to me.



What influence Damicky had on the club, how has your culture integrated Damicky?



He influenced me to trade him for a bag of chicken twisties, and some other twat rook. Does that count?



Is there any other Rookies you noticed this year, who do you think is the best chance for the Torch outside your own Rookies





I know this is slightly racist, but all rooks look the same to me. I personally agree with Dutton that all Rooks should be f’ed off to Christmas Island or New Zealand, but that's just me.



That said, I have hated Brunswick Trap King a little less than most of them. He reminds me of a younger me, just with pants and less hate mail.




Welcome to the SFA , which of your team mates has helped you most in transitioning to the SFA and which team mate is the biggest campaigner



Mister M introduced me to the game of Qooty & recruited me to the Furies ... unfortunately he has been on vacation in Hawaii the past few weeks



I have just done a Marlion Pickett

50

Marlion Pickett

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

5.5

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

1.5

4star

D

11.7

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

1.3

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.6

4star

& moved to the Demons (S32 Premiers) in the Mid Season Draft because of my new BFF Callums_Guns



There are no issues with anyone at the Furies ... I am still getting to know my new teammates at Mt Buller



Are you more excited about the award now that the hapless s31 class led by Greeneshoots has had it taken off them and would you join the Gumbies in order to win it



I will take the high ground & make no further comment about GREENESHOOTS ’ inept performance ... neither of us want to experience another melt from him



As for joining the Gumbies, I have sent a PM to my new Captain manangatang requesting a trade



Tell us a bit about your posting style and is there any source of inspiration behind it?



Wit, humour, charm, well timed GIFs



I am just learning on the run



Who is your favourite poster on your team, and who is the opposition team mate you enjoy most, is there a poster whose style is close to your own?



At the Furies, Tigerturbulance & U2tigers are extremely entertaining



At the Demons, it would have to be Callums_Guns & Tarkyn_24



I did enjoy being stalked by The Filth Wizard early in the season



There is not a single poster (let alone fellow Rookie) that can compare to The Cheese



Do you have a sparring partner yet or are there any posters you just can’t cop



There is a Rookie at the #lolWonders (sorry Mozzie19) that is an absolute flog ... we all know who I am talking about



What aspects of the SFA do you enjoy most



Being part of a team & the banter

 

[damicky]

Until I am nominated, this award is absolute rubbish

What I meant to say earlier was:

* this award is the pinnacle for all Rookies coming in to the SFA

* GWS Goose is a great judge of talent

* manangatang - I wish to confirm my trade to the Gumbies

 

[U2tigers]

Hey Ned, Damicky has won a nomination, how would you describe them and their posting style to the SFA public, we all love a plays like comparison for Rookies does Damicky have a style similar to another poster

Please don't tell me the Sweet FA is embracing this Woke crap and going with Gender Neutral terms even in interviews?

 

[Soggy2112]

Please don't tell me the Sweet FA is embracing this Woke crap and going with Gender Neutral terms even in interviews?

I hate a performative overly woke person as much as the next guy but people getting pissed of at the use of the word they is just as annoying.

95% of people wouldn’t have even noticed it

 

[U2tigers]

I hate a performative overly woke person as much as the next guy but people getting pissed of at the use of the word they is just as annoying.

95% of people wouldn’t have even noticed it

Happy to be in the 5%, and I am pretty much the most grammar corrected poster on here.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Please don't tell me the Sweet FA is embracing this Woke crap and going with Gender Neutral terms even in interviews?

Are you saying I have no nads?!?!?!?

 

[U2tigers]

Are you saying I have no nads?!?!?!?

No not at all, but I am now confused about what sex damicky is.

 

[Barrybran]

Please don't tell me the Sweet FA is embracing this Woke crap and going with Gender Neutral terms even in interviews?

Yes, we are embracing gender neutrality. No longer will we call you a whiny little bitch but instead merely reflect on your emotional instability without reference to gender.

 

[U2tigers]

Yes, we are embracing gender neutrality. No longer will we call you a whiny little b*tch but instead merely reflect on your emotional instability without reference to gender.

LOL makes sense.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

LOL makes sense.

Tell Barrybran to get ****ed mate and man up, like you told me in our PM!

 

[U2tigers]

Tell Barrybran to get f’ed mate and man up, like you told me in our PM!

Lol, I need to watch it, wouldn't want to upset the marshmellows anymore.

 

[Jabba73]

Lol, I need to watch it, wouldn't want to upset the marshmellows anymore.

You probably will if you keep spelling marshmallow like that.

 

[crazywildhorse]

 

[Kilroy]

Round 5 Nomination
damicky has nabbed the round 5 nomination.
He was a very deserving winner, he was quick for the bribe, he wrapped the Gumbies and bagged GREENESHOOTS , that is the Trifecta.

Oh, he is also posted pretty well as well. Damicky has regularly impressed opposition posters and has polled very regularly in the rate the opposition MVP.

When reading through Damicky's posts he is pretty funny and good with quick put down, he looks well suited to a decent career in the SFA.
Will be well in the running to take this whole thing out.

Damicky has recently traded out of the furies and moved the Demons. Given that he was nominated for his performance at the Furies we approached his captain Bastyy to tell us more about Damicky. Bastyy confided in me that he still suffers PTSD after not scoring an invitation in the Rising Star (what a hopeless campaigner) so he made Ned_Flanders do it.

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Here's what they had to stay.

Hey Ned, Damicky has won a nomination, how would you describe them and their posting style to the SFA public, we all love a plays like comparison for Rookies does Damicky have a style similar to another poster



How can I describe him... He was the Tyrone Vickery of the Furies. As for posting style, who the fu** would want to post like Ty?!?!?



How did you come across Damicky and how did he end up at your club



I hate rooks, so you can take it as a given I had absolutely nothing to do with finding him, recruiting him, or desexing him. I'm assuming Bastyy found him at the Engadine Macca's where all of our nation's leaders are found.



I was instrumental in offloading him however, so kudos to me.



What influence Damicky had on the club, how has your culture integrated Damicky?



He influenced me to trade him for a bag of chicken twisties, and some other twat rook. Does that count?



Is there any other Rookies you noticed this year, who do you think is the best chance for the Torch outside your own Rookies





I know this is slightly racist, but all rooks look the same to me. I personally agree with Dutton that all Rooks should be f’ed off to Christmas Island or New Zealand, but that's just me.



That said, I have hated Brunswick Trap King a little less than most of them. He reminds me of a younger me, just with pants and less hate mail.




Welcome to the SFA , which of your team mates has helped you most in transitioning to the SFA and which team mate is the biggest campaigner



Mister M introduced me to the game of Qooty & recruited me to the Furies ... unfortunately he has been on vacation in Hawaii the past few weeks



I have just done a Marlion Pickett & moved to the Demons (S32 Premiers) in the Mid Season Draft because of my new BFF Callums_Guns



There are no issues with anyone at the Furies ... I am still getting to know my new teammates at Mt Buller



Are you more excited about the award now that the hapless s31 class led by Greeneshoots has had it taken off them and would you join the Gumbies in order to win it



I will take the high ground & make no further comment about GREENESHOOTS ’ inept performance ... neither of us want to experience another melt from him



As for joining the Gumbies, I have sent a PM to my new Captain manangatang requesting a trade



Tell us a bit about your posting style and is there any source of inspiration behind it?



Wit, humour, charm, well timed GIFs



I am just learning on the run



Who is your favourite poster on your team, and who is the opposition team mate you enjoy most, is there a poster whose style is close to your own?



At the Furies, Tigerturbulance & U2tigers are extremely entertaining



At the Demons, it would have to be Callums_Guns & Tarkyn_24



I did enjoy being stalked by The Filth Wizard early in the season



There is not a single poster (let alone fellow Rookie) that can compare to The Cheese



Do you have a sparring partner yet or are there any posters you just can’t cop



There is a Rookie at the #lolWonders (sorry Mozzie19) that is an absolute flog ... we all know who I am talking about



What aspects of the SFA do you enjoy most



Being part of a team & the banter

Well that’s a relief! Deserves the acknowledgement even if he’s changed clubs.

Good call.

 

[damicky]

Well that’s a relief! Deserves the acknowledgement even if he’s changed clubs.

Good call.

It’s about bloody time mate

 

[GWS Goose]

Exciting News a Round 5 nomination will be announced tomorrow.
So eligible Rookies that have yet to be nominated, keep an eye out for some GREENESHOOTS tips.

The Gumbies have spent hours reading through every post by an eligible Rookies and have almost completed assessing the first 7 rounds.

We will be hitting round 8 looking for a nomination tonight.

Some interesting insights

in order to split work load evenly among the Gumbies research team we assessed how many posts each rookie had made.

Brenton Davy with 1264 match thread posts you are dam lucky you got a nomination before we took over and Pickitt with even more posts at 1386! Slow down guys, thats fricken too much! I expect you'll get a slap across the wrist with serial_thrilla 's spam lords media.

Electronic_Renaissance and Soggy2112 caught the eye of the commitee and if you keep up the good work I expect a nomination soon.

Riviat is really pushing hard for Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever but feel this might be a it biased.

 

[Senor M]

Please don't tell me the Sweet FA is embracing this Woke crap and going with Gender Neutral terms even in interviews?

I hate a performative overly woke person as much as the next guy but people getting pissed of at the use of the word they is just as annoying.

95% of people wouldn’t have even noticed it

Thoughts Metalcrusher?

I heard that someone's wife won't join the SFA until the sim uses preferred pronouns.

 

[Kilroy]

Exciting News a Round 5 nomination will be announced tomorrow.
So eligible Rookies that have yet to be nominated, keep an eye out for some GREENESHOOTS tips.

The Gumbies have spent hours reading through every post by an eligible Rookies and have almost completed assessing the first 7 rounds.

We will be hitting round 8 looking for a nomination tonight.

Some interesting insights

in order to split work load evenly among the Gumbies research team we assessed how many posts each rookie had made.

Brenton Davy with 1264 match thread posts you are dam lucky you got a nomination before we took over and Pickitt with even more posts at 1386! Slow down guys, thats fricken too much! I expect you'll get a slap across the wrist with serial_thrilla 's spam lords media.

Electronic_Renaissance and Soggy2112 caught the eye of the commitee and if you keep up the good work I expect a nomination soon.

Riviat is really pushing hard for Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever but feel this might be a it biased.

Don’t mean to be fussy but I think you mean Round 6.

 

[Pickitt]

Tonight? That's convenient bc tonight is my media post

 

[Greenery]

Exciting News a Round 5 nomination will be announced tomorrow.
So eligible Rookies that have yet to be nominated, keep an eye out for some GREENESHOOTS tips.

The Gumbies have spent hours reading through every post by an eligible Rookies and have almost completed assessing the first 7 rounds.

We will be hitting round 8 looking for a nomination tonight.

Some interesting insights

in order to split work load evenly among the Gumbies research team we assessed how many posts each rookie had made.

Brenton Davy with 1264 match thread posts you are dam lucky you got a nomination before we took over and Pickitt with even more posts at 1386! Slow down guys, thats fricken too much! I expect you'll get a slap across the wrist with serial_thrilla 's spam lords media.

Electronic_Renaissance and Soggy2112 caught the eye of the commitee and if you keep up the good work I expect a nomination soon.

Riviat is really pushing hard for Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever but feel this might be a it biased.

Ive seen this script before.

The old update 'update'

GWS Goose I'm very sorry to hear you've burnt out already.

 

[Kilroy]

They dont really have a choice.

it is the Gumbies award now.

court injunction pending

Mate, it’s not terra nullius.

We’re 7 rounds in and right now there are legit runs on the board by three S31 rookies and GremioPower

Can they resolve their issues enough to work together tho?

And are they willing to let the Gumbies do the bulk of the workload?

So your turfing the Pickitt nomination to strengthen the milddle-age men’s club?

Among other reasons

Is he still eligible?

I would have if you let the Pickitt nomination stand.

We’ve been thru this. It was a condition of the Gumbies taking this on. It was not a good re-start to be giving Pickitt a nomination when he was spamming his way into space. No-one was loving his work and it was just exploding over everything!

I did try to keep it in but he’s in limbo now and it’s distracting us from getting on with the Rising Star …… which is just getting back on track.

As a part-time bookie, I’ve had to close the books on Pickitt until he sorts himself out.

Why should you care anyway?

 

[GWS Goose]

Don’t mean to be fussy but I think you mean Round 6.

That's right, you guys wouldn't let me take the nomination off that spammer Brenton Davy
So it is round 6

 

[GWS Goose]

Ive seen this script before.

The old update 'update'

GWS Goose I'm very sorry to hear you've burnt out already.

Im allowing time for damicky to celebrate his nomination before the attention.moves on to the next winner