Okay, it's settled. Next time we play Geelong, Clarko's pre-match address to the players MUST conclude with the words: 'Won't someone think of the children??!!'
Ha ha! I (mis)read this really quickly & for some reason thought you meant Geelong's pre-match address! Maybe put it up on the big screen at 3/4 time. Or at least bring the countdown clock back for that game so we can at least warn the kiddies before the siren goes off!