ROFL - Cyril Rioli in All Australian Squad - LOLs were had

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Falchoon said:
if Milne was 12% ahead of Rioli in goals scored - instead of 60%, Rioli would be a certainty.
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Yet Boyd isn't even capable of making the squad of 40 players on this basis.

Rioli should be a certainty in any case. It's only up to the criteria of whether they will simply pick the highest scorer rather than the best performed small forward.
 
Kayaz said:
How can you say that? in all other statistical areas it's well relatively even, and cyril has played in a side thats top of the ladder and smashing a lot of teams, would say that would of helped with increasing his stats, and milne as a small forward has kicked almost 60 goals, thats a fantastic year, cyril is not even close to milne on this years output
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It's not relatively even at all. Rioli smashes Milne in tackles per game, clearances per game, contested possessions per game, goal assists per game, the list goes on.
 
Kayaz said:
No wonder hawthorn fans overrate rioli, they think 2 goals and only a handful of possesions is tearing a team a new one.
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The entire football world agree's that Cyrils 10 touches and 2 goals can destroy a team. Apparently the Geelong fraternity disagree... sour grapes im sure.
 

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Rioli is an overrated moo like Goodes. He gets a run in the centre which allows him to rack up stats whereas Milne stays solely in the Forward 50. And for the record, Chapman takes a nice, steaming dump over Rioli. Hawk fans need to get their heads out of their Cyril-loving gaping arseholes. The kid has skills, but is not worthy of the hype he receives.
 
RAPPA said:
Rioli is an overrated moo like Goodes. He gets a run in the centre which allows him to rack up stats whereas Milne stays solely in the Forward 50. And for the record, Chapman takes a nice, steaming dump over Rioli. Hawk fans need to get their heads out of their Cyril-loving gaping arseholes. The kid has skills, but is not worthy of the hype he receives.
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Sorry but I just can't take anything said by a Carlton supporter seriously. Your team is a joke and has been for 10 years.
 
Ilovethehawks said:
Sorry but I just can't take anything said by a Carlton supporter seriously. Your team is a joke and has been for 10 years.
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I can happily remove the visibility of the team I support, because it doesn't cloud my judgment. It's not my team: I have no ownership or control over it. So regardless of how you feel about Carlton, it still doesn't change the fact that your head still remains up your arseh*le. Better get it checked out.
 
RAPPA said:
I can happily remove the visibility of the team I support, because it doesn't cloud my judgment. It's not my team: I have no ownership or control over it. So regardless of how you feel about Carlton, it still doesn't change the fact that your head still remains up your arseh*le. Better get it checked out.
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Wont have time to check it out, too busy watching Hawthorn play finals. You?
 
Ilovethehawks said:
Wont have time to check it out, too busy watching Hawthorn play finals. You?
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I'll be watching the finals too. You having your heard up your arse won't preclude me from doing so. Although, strictly from a heath point of view, it is recommended you get it checked out sooner rather than later. I don't know of a decent proctologist though. Ask Bruce. I know he loves jamming his di*k up Cyril's arse on a frequent basis.
 
RAPPA said:
I'll be watching the finals too. You having your heard up your arse won't preclude me from doing so. Although, strictly from a heath point of view, it is recommended you get it checked out sooner rather than later. I don't know of a decent proctologist though. Ask Bruce. I know he loves jamming his di*k up Cyril's arse on a frequent basis.
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Far too many spelling mistakes for me to take you seriously, again. Forget to put your false teeth in? Too busy giving gummy head to your boyfriend? Thought as much.
 

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Kayaz said:
How can you say that? in all other statistical areas it's well relatively even, and cyril has played in a side thats top of the ladder and smashing a lot of teams, would say that would of helped with increasing his stats, and milne as a small forward has kicked almost 60 goals, thats a fantastic year, cyril is not even close to milne on this years output
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Not in tackles, and I doubt in Score assists/involvements.
Milne is a finisher, Rioli is a strangler/generater/finisher.

Thought that was pretty clearly stated as my position...
 
RAPPA said:
Yeah, I'm sure the inner sanctum at Carlton wish for the club to have 10 premierships as opposed to the current 16.
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Its a shame you wont win another within 20 years, at least with the useless draft picks and the frequency in which you go through coaches is anything to go by.
 

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