Rome vs the Barbarians - Victoria vs South Australia

[Damp Squarie]

Another flag nutcase

 

[Biffinator]

Awww ____ no , here i am in deep in frontier territory and you tell me we are about to be attacked by teuton raiders and their shit beer , bloody Romans what have they ever done for us?

Wildfirehawk, Rome only has so many legions.

if you are living near a latterday equivalent of Hadrian's Wall - say, Bordertown or Nhill - I can only advise caution.

If you have an Encounter of the Fourth Kind with Andrew Jarman or Jaslyn Hewitt, roll with the barbarisation.

Not even the Legio III Parthica could save you under such circumstances.

Biffinator.

 

[FlyingCrow]

Fellow South Australians......

I shall travel to the distant land of Victoria on the 'morrow.
Tis nigh the eve of my adventure into the unknown
The land of City football stadiums and so called drinkable water
Where procreating with your daughter is shunned
Yet where I believe the great unwashed live
I shall travel to those regions in this land,
where fellow South Australians would not go
I shall be among them and withouth them knowing
Shall report back my findings
Of an even greater number of lower class citizen
Than that of our lowest Kind.
I believe they exist in regions known as Frankston, Broadmeadoews and the dreaded Western suburbs.
I take no weapon of malice, just my quick wit and shampoo.
So wish me luck fellow South Australians
As I stand among those Victorian swine.

 

[TerryWallet]

Fellow South Australians......

I shall travel to the distant land of Victoria on the 'morrow.
Tis nigh the eve of my adventure into the unknown
The land of City football stadiums and so called drinkable water
Where procreating with your daughter is shunned
Yet where I believe the great unwashed live
I shall travel to those regions in this land,
where fellow South Australians would not go
I shall be among them and withouth them knowing
Shall report back my findings
Of an even greater number of lower class citizen
Than that of our lowest Kind.
I believe they exist in regions known as Frankston, Broadmeadoews and the dreaded Western suburbs.
I take no weapon of malice, just my quick wit and shampoo.
So wish me luck fellow South Australians
As I stand among those Victorian swine.

You, Flying Crow, must be an interloper just visiting West Horsham.

A South Australian full of wit instead of a rhyming alternative.

An interloper for sure.

 

[Biffinator]

Fellow South Australians......

I shall travel to the distant land of Victoria on the 'morrow.
Tis nigh the eve of my adventure into the unknown
The land of City football stadiums and so called drinkable water
Where procreating with your daughter is shunned
Yet where I believe the great unwashed live
I shall travel to those regions in this land,
where fellow South Australians would not go
I shall be among them and withouth them knowing
Shall report back my findings
Of an even greater number of lower class citizen
Than that of our lowest Kind.
I believe they exist in regions known as Frankston, Broadmeadoews and the dreaded Western suburbs.
I take no weapon of malice, just my quick wit and shampoo.
So wish me luck fellow South Australians
As I stand among those Victorian swine.

Flying Crow, this is indeed clever.

Much like the Empire had the practice of romanising select barbarians, I am all in favour of victorianising those West Horshamites who are worthy of the honour.

Now let us be mindful of those divers who come up to the surface too quickly and get the Bends.

To avert you experiencing a similar trauma, I suggest that the following location should be your first destination once you alight from the Greyhound Bus:




It will make you feel right at home, and you can take it from there.

Biffinator.

 

[oogac]

The Romans are history.

The Germanic tribes went on to dominate Europe and spread forth across the globe.

The mullet shall one day be the haircut of choice the length and breadth of this land.

Biff, I came across this photo of the Mulletites mooning a Roman Legion.
I fear war may soon be at hand.

 

[Hugh Jorgen]

et tu Biff, et tu...

Too intelligent for these parts, I've reported your post. Enjoy your ban.

Where does it state in the rules that you can be banned for being too intelligent?