Roast Rory Atkins is...

[FR0GGY]

Atkins, Murphy and McHenry

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Surely atkins the one with the bleached shirt

 

[Eagleboy2011]

PA is going to have a reasonable SANFL side.

 

[cleanhands]

PA is going to have a reasonable SANFL side.

Kochie is going to show them

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Atkins, Murphy and McHenry

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1 Jockey has fallen off, the other 2 just clinging on...

 

[woopedazz]

Who could forget dear rat boy?

 

[Danger in Texas]

…the player with the most unsuccessful dance steps in traffic I’ve seen play for the Crows

Best of luck to him, but man this is a weird recruiting decision

 

[PeterSalt]

Crom-on folks .. he didn't come back just for 1 year, surely the powers gave him an extension as a sweetner?

 

[Apsaalooke]

I wonder whether Port will have a “The good, the bad and the Atkins” thread like we once did

 

[Shifty Crow]

Can’t believe Chris Davies said - we believe Rat will be a very good sanfl player for us


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[Smoooothy]

boy oh boy, they aren't happy down the road are they!

 

[SugarShane]

Atkins is the embodiment of walking out to bat at 5/40 and getting bowled for a first ball duck trying to hit a 6 over square leg. Has no feel for the game and always, ALWAYS thinks he is capable of more than he is.

Hmm. Anyone want to guess what some bozo in my local cricket side did in our Grand Final earlier that year? **** I hate that guy (my ex-teammate, not Rat).

 

[Bay62]

boy oh boy, they aren't happy down the road are they!

They certainly are not!

Even going as far as saying they would have preferred to draft Ned McHenry

 

[JPetro83]

I can see Port playing him in the showdowns... thats why i am not going to say anything that comes back to bite me

 

[TRP1996]

Adds some much needed Grand Final experience to the Port Adelaide side.

 

[relapse]

I can't help but laugh seeing Port supporters claiming that he won't play.

I think he'll play at least five games next year, potentially even more.

 

[Clayton Lamb]

The comments are great!

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Welcome to Alberton, Rory 🤝

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[FR0GGY]

Can’t believe Chris Davies said - we believe Rat will be a very good sanfl player for us


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In the same interview he actually said, “we have brought in 2 players we believe will help us”

 

[Jarman3]

They certainly are not!

Even going as far as saying they would have preferred to draft Ned McHenry

Wish they'd told us that before we delisted him. Maybe we could have got into that deal and taken that pick 13 off their hands

 

[SugarShane]

They certainly are not!

Even going as far as saying they would have preferred to draft Ned McHenry

They still can.

 

[Pilchard_Adams]

Atkins, Murphy and McHenry

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McHenry would have zigged and zagged, and ended up back in his gate.

Murphy would have gone missing for the last quarter of the race

Ratkins would have waited for someone else to whip his horse for him

 

[baldandbroke]

… elite with a water bottle.