Game Day Round 17 - Collingwood v Essendon, MCG, 5/7/24, 7.40pm AEST

[VelvetSledge]

COLLINGWOOD

It's been a long week so I can't be bothered writing much honestly.
**** Collingwood.
But **** Carlton more.

GOLD COAST 14.17 101
def.
COLLINGWOOD 13.12 90

COLLINGWOOD BEST: N. Daicos, De Goey, Howe, J. Daicos, Frontarse
COLLINGWOOD GOALS: Mihocek, De Goey, N. Daicos 2, Pendlebury, Lipinski, Kreuger, Howe, Hoskin-Elliott, Hill, J. Daicos

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ESSENDON



And AFL Umpires are rats.

GEELONG 16.9 105
def.
ESSENDON 9.6 60

ESSENDON BEST: Caldwell, whoever else stuck around to watch that hot trash (me)
ESSENDON GOALS: Stringer, Wright 2, Gresham, Merrett, Hind, Guelfi, Langford

​

COLLINGWOOD INS: Charlie Dean, Lachie Schultz, Ned Long
COLLINGWOOD OUTS: Beau McCreery, John Noble

9

John Noble

Age

27

Ht

180cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.1

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

186.1

3star

D

14.2

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

1.8

3star

MG

149.7

3star

D

18.8

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

229.8

4star

(Both inj.), Lachlan Sullivan (Omitted)

ESSENDON INS: Dylan Shiel

9

Dylan Shiel

Age

31

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.6

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.2

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

23.4

5star

K

13.6

5star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.2

2star

T

3.4

4star

CL

6.4

5star

D

19.8

5star

K

8.4

4star

HB

11.4

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

3.8

5star

, Jake Kelly

29

Jake Kelly

Age

29

Ht

190cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

157.8

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

104.1

2star

D

14.8

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.2

5star

MG

107.0

2star

, Nate Caddy
ESSENDON OUTS: Dyson Heppell, Todd Goldstein

17

Todd Goldstein

Age

36

Ht

201cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

5.7

2star

HB

7.5

5star

CL

3.1

5star

HO

32.5

5star

D

16.7

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

7.4

4star

CL

7.0

5star

HO

32.9

5star

D

5.2

2star

K

2.6

1star

HB

2.6

3star

HO

10.0

5star

(Both managed), Jye Menzie (Omitted)

ROUND 7, 2024
MCG
25/4/2023

ESSENDON 12.13 85
draw with
COLLINGWOOD 12.13 85

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ESSENDON GOALS: Langford 4, Wright 2, Stringer, Jones, Parish, Draper, Davey, Martin
COLLINGWOOD GOALS: Mihocek 3, Elliott 2, Hoskin-Elliott, N. Daicos, Lipinski, Schultz, J. Daicos, Harrison, McCreery

ESSENDON BEST: Merrett, Parish, Langford, Martin, Stringer, McGrath
COLLINGWOOD BEST: N. Daicos, Pendlebury, Moore, Mihocek, Noble, J. Daicos

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CHANGES SINCE LAST TIME:

ESSENDON OUTS: Parish, Hobbs, Davey, Goldstein
ESSENDON INS: Ridley, Guelfi, Shiel, Caddy

COLLINGWOOD OUTS: Mitchell, Noble, Elliott, McCreery, Cox
COLLINGWOOD INS: Dean, Markov, Richards, Kreuger, Long

If we don't win this, I'm going to call Scott Pendlebury

10

Scott Pendlebury

Age

36

Ht

191cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.5

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.9

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.6

4star

D

12.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

a poohead.

Essendon by 4. Heart attacks for all.​

 

[Harlequin]

Thanks Again VelvetSledge for taking the time to provide us with another Matchday opening

 

[mcgrath_truther]

go dons

 

[TheUnicorn]

Come on Dons you ****ing got this!

 

[Lance Uppercut]

carna planes

 

[Call Me Cake]

Go footy

 

[DapperDon]

go team

 

[Call Me Cake]

I'm glad Elliot isn't playing

 

[Beerfish]

I just hope everybody has fun.

But mostly us.

 

[dank420_]

Dons by 12

 

[Happyskeret]

Go the Red and the Black.

 

[Call Me Cake]

It'll be massively tough for us considering how much older and experienced they are in comparison. Let's hope we can at least be competitive for as long as possible.

 

[Happyskeret]

It'll be massively tough for us considering how much older and experienced they are in comparison. Let's hope we can at least be competitive for as long as possible.

**** those old bastards.

 

[fairbump_playon]

Sidebottom to be pantsed

The Macedonians to wish they were at Marvel

Moore to be less

Mainard to be a secondary ard

 

[DallasCrane316]

Cleary on 7 news saying there is a watch for a late change at the Pies. Apparently Josh Daicos

7

Josh Daicos

Age

25

Ht

178cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

7.3

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

CL

1.3

3star

D

16.2

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.5

4star

CL

1.5

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

1.2

4star

may be struggling a bit still.

 

[Happyskeret]

To the victor goes all the spoils.

 

[MiguelM]

Just psyching myself up for the weekly Sybil role play.

I actually think I exhibit even more personalities during a game!

 

[MiguelM]

Cleary on 7 news saying there is a watch for a late change at the Pies. Apparently Josh Daicos may be struggling a bit still.

Was hoping he would play underdone TBH

 

[Just A Tragic]

Would love a weekend following a win over the pies. Is that too much to ask?

 

[ghostdog]

Looking for Duz to DeGoey and Caldwell to Daicos. Hopefully Merrett and Shiel get space to move.

Let's gooo Donnnerrrrzzzz!

 

[Happyskeret]

Would love a weekend following a win over the pies. Is that too much to ask?

 

[MiguelM]

Has the sub been named yet?

 

[DapperDon]

At the end of the day, we are all the real winners

 

[bommer16]

I don’t care how just win it bombers.

 

[Happyskeret]

At the end of the day, we are all the real winners


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Well the person who got a Nick Daicos tattoo is the obvious loser. I don’t have a tattoo because I’m a non conformist!