Game Day Round 19 @ AO - GFG vs HGH

[snozulu]

Speaking of which, we've got that f***head Russell today and we're playing against his team to boot. Going to be nauseating.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Could be the least watchable game in the history of football.

 

[Steve Dore]

Carn Ports, just get lucky and do crazy things!

Playing Geelong at AO is a scary proposition but if we play our absolute best and have some luck we should at least be able to challenge them.

Geelong by 39.

 

[chachi11]

Geelong fans are concerned this is a massive danger game and that we’ll have steeled ourselves for a big one and come out firing, etc.

The alternate universe the east lives in must be an amazing place.

Did they mention the Portress?

 

[sobrave]

Between the record GF loss, the 483 other losses against Geelong, the ex Geelong player and fanboy commentator every week and the ex Geelong player and fanboy coach for a decade, that town really has overextended itself in its pursuit of ruining our football fandom.

And to rub it in, their football team just flat out refuses to be shit

 

[tribey]

Between the record GF loss, the 483 other losses against Geelong, the ex Geelong player and fanboy commentator every week and the ex Geelong player and fanboy coach for a decade, that town really has overextended itself in its pursuit of ruining our football fandom.

The fact they’re also the only club we’ve beaten in a final since 2014, and actually have a positive lifetime September win/loss record (3-2) against them is the doozy of doozies.

It’s almost as if it’s they lost those 2 Qualifying Finals for a laugh.

 

[mynameissilver]

Dwayno once asked my sister out on a date. " Come on babe, come out with Dwayno, it will be epic, it will be the date to end all dates. Oh baby, it will be as good as it gets! You won't forget me in a hurry! We can play chaos with my balls,come on hon ,you know I will be great"
She knocked him back.

 

[TeeKray]

The fact they’re also the only club we’ve beaten in a final since 2014, and actually have a positive lifetime September win/loss record (3-2) against them is the doozy of doozies.

It’s almost as if it’s they lost those 2 Qualifying Finals for a laugh.

Still made the GF ahead of us after the first one and now after the second one (which we obliterated them in) they're probably going to play in another one 12 months later whilst we've done our usual thing and collapsed back to 10th.

This is a form of masochism.

 

[PowerLil]

KH "And by the end of the game we have to be in front".
Absolutely nothing gets past this guy.

 

[sobrave]

The fact they’re also the only club we’ve beaten in a final since 2014, and actually have a positive lifetime September win/loss record (3-2) against them is the doozy of doozies.

It’s almost as if it’s they lost those 2 Qualifying Finals for a laugh.

What's ol Kern's record in knockout finals again?

Last won one 8 years ago?

 

[sobrave]

KH "And by the end of the game we have to be in front".
Absolutely nothing gets past this guy.

"The object of the game is to get the oval shape ball between the big sticks" - words of wisdom from K hinkley

 

[TeeKray]

What's ol Kern's record in knockout finals again?

Last won one 8 years ago?

EF - 2-1
SF - 1-1
PF - 0-3

Overall - 3-5

Last win in 2014.

 

[Steve Dore]

Cats are due a loss. ...

I sure the brilliant mind of Kenny Hinkley understands the science behind this and how to exploit it.

 

[Steve Dore]

"The object of the game is to get the oval shape ball between the big sticks" - words of wisdom from K hinkley

Hinkley wouldn't say that because he knows that the object of the game is repeat F50 entries.

 

[Powerade 08]

Lets go Port. yay.

As a wise man once said, "the other team is good, and we have very little chance of winning"

Port by 40.

 

[philreich]

Hinkley wouldn't say that because he knows that the object of the game is repeat F50 entries.

And it doesn't matter if it doesn't happen, because finals are overrated.

 

[TeeKray]

Geelong Football Guys vs Hinkley's Greyhound Hicks

 

[Enviable Tradition]

"our best football": Cats by 9.

"our regular football": Cats by 20.

"our worst football": Cats by 53.

"our best football": Port by 20

"our best football under current day Ken": Cats by 9.

"our regular football": Cats by 20.

"our worst football": Cats by 53

 

[Loony Juice]

So we've been given yet another "lifeline" to finals. We all know what that means.

Brave loss incoming, presser already written. Looking forward to Jase cementing his place in our backline.

Liked for the Thread Title

Some might find it a little Dank though

 

[Marmozet]

Geelong by “only” 19 points.

 

[fpm84]

Those 2 home and away wins against them since 2007 have really scarred them haven't they.

I think your back to back QF wins against us may be more fresh in our minds….

In all seriousness we are due a loss and 3 of our last 5 games are at KP. I’m very much expecting to lose today and/or round 22 v Suns away.

 

[Loony Juice]

McEntee 25 & 3

Put's 25 bets on for kern, 3 get up
25 instasnapchatgrams 3 selfies
25 minutes in front of mirror 3 different hairstyle options
25 handshakes 3 autographs

I'm confused

Might as well get on the sauce now

 

[Capital Power]

Geelong Football Guys vs Hinkley's Greyhound Hicks

Good try, but not quite

 

[Dentshop]

Is anybody as lacking in excitment as I am? I don't think I've ever been less enthused about my club.

Even back in 2011, 2012 I watched, knowing we were no good. I don't mind missing games entirely right now.

I remember only two years ago, we had this exciting player who shot these arrows when he scored goals. That was awesome. We had this guy named Butters who would do exciting stuff ALL the time instead of one behind his head handball per game. We had tall players at either end of the ground throwing themselves into contests. This one guy Mitch was taking screamers week in and out and could go back and kick goals, too. There was a guy named Fantasia who could bob up and pick off 2-3 goals a game and loved giving it to the opposition. When things were down this guy named Motlop could make a goal out of nothing and the team would grow another leg. Those were the days. Chuck Robbie into the mix and we were a scary looking team. I know, Robbie has done his dash, as has Trav. Even the big bloke with the crap tattoos would get a couple of free kicks a game and kick them. If only he were able to actually mark the ball. Imagine that!

And another thing while I am at it - I was listening to Double A the other day and when they have Port players come on, you would think we were top 2 again. Why is the media in complete denial over the lack of support for Ken Hinkley? I don't know of any Port people who back him in. While I don't like how the media go non-stop on some coaches until they can't take it anymore and quit or are fired, why does our media gaslight us into believing that Ken Hinkley is beyond reproach?

 

[Loony Juice]

McEntee 25 & 3

The number coke zeros and pies he runs up to the coaches box?

Possessions gathered and goals scored..............................during the warm-up?