Official Team Thread Roys Team Thread - Season 14 (2011)

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Whaddayamean Wasi

 

[Freakie]

****offski IMS.

 

[Itsmyshow]

****offski IMS.

Got him, yeeeesss, piss off.. You're out!!!!!!!1

 

[Freakie]

The cracks are starting to open up, damn where did I put the keys?

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Knows what he's doing does he? I don't know who's more F@#%!*@ stupid, you or him.

 

[flea29]

Leading goalkicker S06, back pocket, bench, oranges, janitor...

 

[Mobbs]

Hahah well you gottah turn up at the matches

 

[Mobbs]

Handy win but I doubt the Wonders were going too hard at it. PTizzle continues to impress as the new gun, kellymagic fitting in nicely, midfield playing awesome, Freakie grabbing everything but kicking like crap, might have the backline worked out a little better now, and the Umpies love us for a change. 5 goals to the good after a tight first 3 quarters.

No more praccies, main season only a couple of weeks away.

 

[Mobbs]

Player         Sgnd Nb Pa Pb Pr Pc | Tot | Rec
===================================+=====+====
Mobbenfuhrer      Y    NA 25 44 17 |  86 | 6
Freakie           Y     1 17 19  7 |  43 | 6
Carn The Roys!    Y     2  2 14  1 |  19 | 6
Fred              Y     6  1  5  2 |  14 | 6
Reardo            Y     2  1  9  2 |  14 | 6
3KZ is Football   Y     2  3  5  1 |  11 | 6
killer            Y        3  5  1 |   9 | 6
Fat Pizza         Y        1  1  2 |   4 | 6
Royboy2           Y     2     6  4 |  12 | 5
Broken            Y   3       2  2 |   7 | 5
Paul D            Y           1  3 |   4 | 5
Maroon Goon       Y           2  1 |   3 | 5
kellymagic                    2  1 |   3 | 5
FattyLumpkin      Y     4  1  1    |   6 | 3
Roylion           Y        1  1    |   2 | 3
Secular Bicep     Y           1    |   1 | 3
PTizzle                       4    |   4 | 2
tassielions       Y   1       2    |   3 | 2
Wild Kangaroo     Y   1    4       |   5 | 1
flea29            Y        1       |   1 | 1
The Shining       Y   1            |   1 | 0
bigbunyip14       Y   1            |   1 | 0
Tim The Toolman   Y                |   0 | 0
Kooka             Y                |   0 | 0
lioness           Y                |   0 | 0
adey115           Y                |   0 | 0
Mr Ripper         Y                |   0 | 0
Roy FitzLion      Y                |   0 | 0
Royvolutionary    Y                |   0 | 0
===================================+=====+====
>2's for Round        1 2  5  9  4 |
>1's for Round        1 6  6 13  8 |
>0's for Round        5 7 12 18 13 |

Activity Table
Sorted first by recency, after which by post totals.
Sgnd = Signed
Nb = Noobs match
Pa = Praccy A
Pb = Praccy B
Pr = Preseason match
Rec = Recency quotient*

* Recency - 3 pts for appearing at most recent match, 2 pts for second-to-last, 1 pt for third-to last.


flea lobs last week to complain about being demoted, then fails to arrive at the ground for the second consecutive match. bigbunyip and the Shining drop off the table with three consecutive no-shows, while old stagers Roylion & FattyLumpkin went missing. Young guns Secular Bicep, tassielions and PTizzle all turned up for the Preseason match but have disappeared again. Returning vets Broken and Paul D continue a great workrate, as does controversial recruit kellymagic.

22 Players have appeared for matches at all this season, only 6 for all 3 pracies and the Preseason.

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Do you think there is a danger of burn out with all these back to back seasons?

 

[Mobbs]

Unfortunately this is about as far apart a spread as the starving masses allow. Yes I think its a lot to ask of the Roys as we have an older (in general) population with real-life commitments interfering more.

 

[Reardo]

Real life is a pain in the arse.

 

[Freakie]

Real life is a pain in the arse.

Amen to that.

 

[Paul D]

Real life is a pain in the arse.

 

[Reardo]

What do they taste like?

 

[Paul D]

What do they taste like?

AnusChudd.

 

[Mobbs]

That means like Sun Year in spanish.

Actually in Spanish, you have to be careful how you pronounce their terms for Happy New Year, or it comes out Happy New arseh*le

 

[Equus]

Would the Roys be interested in a [strike]dance[/strike] match?

 

[Freakie]

I'll dance.*


*After a slab.

 

[Mobbs]

Sorry Equus, no more praccies during grand final of preseason week. Its all laurels rested upon until the main season for us old bastards

 

[Maroon Goon]

So how was i suppose to subscribe to this? Better still is it worth it?

 

[Mobbs]

Mr Goon, click "Post Reply" just below the last post here, (this is the full reply version, not the quick reply option), and before you "Submit" look at the options below. One is for "Thread Subscription". Choose your preference and voila!

It's handy to have "My Bigfooty" (top left of links at top of each page, under header) be your bookmarked page of the site.

 

[PTizzle]

Sorry I wasn't around on the weekend but very happy with the win in the practice match. Cheers for giving me another run Mobb, I got those 5 goals for you in the end (albeit a week late).

Thanks for updating the Facebook page too, assuming it's you Mobb. Good reminder to come back here when I'm having a busy few days.

 

[Mobbs]

Heh yeah that's me

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Heh yeah that's me

It's always him.




Everywhere.