Official Team Thread Roys Team Thread - Season 14 (2011)

[Carn the Roys!]

We're a mad bunch in Fitzroy

 

[3KZ is Football]

Anything outlandish like a Tim Tam?

No unfortunately I can't have Tim Tams because they have gluten in them. I am rather partial to the occasional gluten free ginger nut snap.

They are extra nice when you "dunk" them.

 

[Reardo]

Mint Slice, that is all.

 

[Mobbs]

Kanga Bars for the gluten free diet

 

[FattyLumpkin]

I hereby announce that royboy2's on-again, off-again status as deputy vice-captain, is now on again! Congratulations rb2.

Our leadership team:
Captain : Mobbenfuhrer
Vice-Captains : Fred, Reardo
Deputy Vice-Captains : Carn the Roys!, royboy2
Functions co-ordinator : FattyLumpkinAnti-Spam Coach : Freakie

Just recalled I was "volunteered" to become Function Coordinator. Better have a Jumper Presentation Night. Had it pencilled in at 3KZ's place on Sat night, but I'm uncertain if drinking large amounts of Earl Grey 48 hours prior to the game is a wise move.

Plan B: New recruit Freakie has offered his backyard, laundry & kitchen for the evening, so I guess it's the usual pre-season Chudshake-fest. Fred is bringing his new boots as a date.

 

[Freakie]

I'm not even going to pick up the dog turds for you lot..

 

[FattyLumpkin]

But we're not going into your lounge room??????

 

[Reardo]

I'm not even going to pick up the dog turds for you lot..

killer will.

 

[Broken]

Any changes for week 2, or is our focus solely on the Mexican theme?

 

[Mobbs]

Hoping to be back on board for round 2.

 

[PTizzle]

Sorry I've been away guys, net has been really on and off at my place. All fixed now though.

We'll smash the Dragons this week

 

[Mobbs]

I'm struggling too. Not getting time for long or researched posts. Here though. Probably missed team submission :/

 

[Freakie]

Same, lucky Reardo has picked up the slack Mobbs.

Doing a half ironman (1.9km swim , 90km ride, 21km run) with the flu was NOT a smart idea.

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Doing it fully fit wouldn't be a smart idea.

 

[killer]

ah well
looks like a long season

 

[Broken]

Doing it fully fit wouldn't be a smart idea.

Speaking of fitness, our failure to finish off games is killing us...

 

[Reardo]

Time to take stock. We have been in position a to win both games but haven't been able to finish off, no need to panic, it's a long season. I think we should go in unchanged for the next match, everyone gets a chance to redeem themselves.

BBQ at Fred's joint.

 

[Freakie]

If we are taking stock I put dibs on the pallet of dog food in the store room!

 

[Reardo]

But......................you don't have a dog?

 

[Carn the Roys!]

A man's gotta eat.

 

[royboy2]

Congrats to

FitzroyRamone
Killer
Maroon Goon
Freakie
Fred

for making the Round 1 Dream Team of the Week the less said about Round 2 the better.

 

[Fred]

Riches to rags in a week.

 

[Carn the Roys!]

It's a bit of a worry that this thread dropped off the first page.

But it is cricket season after all.

 

[Mobbs]

Player         Sgnd Nb Pa Pb Pr Pc 01 02 03 | Tot | Rec
============================================+=====+====
Mobbenfuhrer      Y    NA 25 44 17  4  3  2 |  95 | 6
Freakie           Y     1 17 19  7  8  8 13 |  72 | 6
Reardo            Y     2  1  9  2  9  9  6 |  38 | 6
Carn The Roys!    Y     2  2 14  1  3  5  5 |  32 | 6
Fred              Y     6  1  5  2  3  4  4 |  25 | 6
3KZ is Football   Y     2  3  5  1 11  3    |  25 | 3
Royboy2           Y     2     6  4  3  4  3 |  22 | 6
Broken            Y   3       2  2  4  3  6 |  20 | 6
killer            Y        3  5  1  2  4  2 |  17 | 6
FattyLumpkin      Y     4  1  1     4  1  3 |  14 | 6
PTizzle                       4        1  2 |   7 | 5
Paul D            Y           1  3     2    |   6 | 2
Fat Pizza         Y        1  1  2  2       |   6 | 1
Maroon Goon       Y           2  1  2       |   5 | 1
Wild Kangaroo     Y   1    4                |   5 | 0
kellymagic                    2  1          |   3 | 0
tassielions       Y   1       2             |   3 | 0
Roylion           Y        1  1             |   2 | 0
Secular Bicep     Y           1             |   1 | 0
flea29            Y        1                |   1 | 0
The Shining       Y   1                     |   1 | 0
bigbunyip14       Y   1                     |   1 | 0
Tim The Toolman   Y                         |   0 | 0
Kooka             Y                         |   0 | 0
lioness           Y                         |   0 | 0
adey115           Y                         |   0 | 0
Mr Ripper         Y                         |   0 | 0
Roy FitzLion      Y                         |   0 | 0
FitzroyRamone     Y                         |   0 | 0
============================================+=====+====
>2's for Round        1 2  5  9  4  9  9  7 |
>1's for Round        1 6  6 13  8 12 10 10 |
>0's for Round        5 7 12 18 13 12 12 10 |

Activity Table
Sorted first by recency, after which by post totals.
Sgnd = Signed
Nb = Noobs match
Pa = Praccy A
Pb = Praccy B
Pr = Preseason match
Rec = Recency quotient*

* Recency - 3 pts for appearing at most recent match, 2 pts for second-to-last, 1 pt for third-to last.


How am I still top of the table after virtual no-shows all premiership season thus far?

22 Players have appeared for matches at all this season, 14 have made it to at least one premiership season match.

 

[Freakie]

Player         Sgnd Nb Pa Pb Pr Pc 01 02 03 | Tot | Rec
============================================+=====+====
Mobbenfuhrer      Y    NA 25 44 17  4  3  2 |  95 | 6
Freakie           Y     1 17 19  7  8  8 13 |  72 | 6
Reardo            Y     2  1  9  2  9  9  6 |  38 | 6
Carn The Roys!    Y     2  2 14  1  3  5  5 |  32 | 6
Fred              Y     6  1  5  2  3  4  4 |  25 | 6
3KZ is Football   Y     2  3  5  1 11  3    |  25 | 3
Royboy2           Y     2     6  4  3  4  3 |  22 | 6
Broken            Y   3       2  2  4  3  6 |  20 | 6
killer            Y        3  5  1  2  4  2 |  17 | 6
FattyLumpkin      Y     4  1  1     4  1  3 |  14 | 6
PTizzle                       4        1  2 |   7 | 5
Paul D            Y           1  3     2    |   6 | 2
Fat Pizza         Y        1  1  2  2       |   6 | 1
Maroon Goon       Y           2  1  2       |   5 | 1
Wild Kangaroo     Y   1    4                |   5 | 0
kellymagic                    2  1          |   3 | 0
tassielions       Y   1       2             |   3 | 0
Roylion           Y        1  1             |   2 | 0
Secular Bicep     Y           1             |   1 | 0
flea29            Y        1                |   1 | 0
The Shining       Y   1                     |   1 | 0
bigbunyip14       Y   1                     |   1 | 0
Tim The Toolman   Y                         |   0 | 0
Kooka             Y                         |   0 | 0
lioness           Y                         |   0 | 0
adey115           Y                         |   0 | 0
Mr Ripper         Y                         |   0 | 0
Roy FitzLion      Y                         |   0 | 0
FitzroyRamone     Y                         |   0 | 0
============================================+=====+====
>2's for Round        1 2  5  9  4  9  9  7 |
>1's for Round        1 6  6 13  8 12 10 10 |
>0's for Round        5 7 12 18 13 12 12 10 |

Activity Table
Sorted first by recency, after which by post totals.
Sgnd = Signed
Nb = Noobs match
Pa = Praccy A
Pb = Praccy B
Pr = Preseason match
Rec = Recency quotient*

* Recency - 3 pts for appearing at most recent match, 2 pts for second-to-last, 1 pt for third-to last.


How am I still top of the table after virtual no-shows all premiership season thus far?

22 Players have appeared for matches at all this season, 14 have made it to at least one premiership season match.

Table must be rigged! I'm clearly the most drunk... that is what the table is for isn't it?