Official Team Thread Roys Team Thread - Season 14 (2011)

[royboy2]

Its fair to say we have been pretty ordinary in our performances thus far

 

[Mobbs]

All shall be congealed.

 

[Broken]

What club awards are handed out each season?

 

[Mobbs]

The Broken Medal for B&F
The Yippyio Medal for leading goalkicker
The Spammiest Award (which will be Freakie's)
And I can;t remember what else

 

[royboy2]

He knew the answer Mobbs, but just wanted to hear you say it

 

[Carn the Roys!]

What club awards are handed out each season?

The B&F is named after some old bloke.

 

[Broken]

I wasn't interested in the award named after some broken down hack, I wanted to see if the best poster each season was recognised.

 

[Mobbs]

We never get close enough to the goals to hit the post.

 

[Carn the Roys!]

I wasn't interested in the award named after some broken down hack, I wanted to see if the best poster each season was recognised.

I think the best poster is recognised, Mobbs has red hair and glasses, he shouldn't be too hard to recognise.

 

[Reardo]

I wasn't interested in the award named after some broken down hack, I wanted to see if the best poster each season was recognised.

No I'm not, but that's ok, it's a team game.

 

[Mobbs]

Are you signed yet?

 

[Freakie]

I signed his bail bond last night! Does that count?

 

[Carn the Roys!]

I signed his bail bond last night! Does that count?

It should, his bail is set higher than the entire SFA salary cap these days.

Not as high as the celery cap though, but it's huge.

 

[Broken]

Exceeds the cellophane cap too, I think we blew that in the preseason making those bloody 3D glasses.

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Exceeds the cellophane cap too, I think we blew that in the preseason making those bloody 3D glasses.

Totally worth it though.

 

[3KZ is Football]

I think that this is what the Roys and the team thread needs:

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Spiros Arion's comeback at the end of this clip should serve as an inspiration to us all!

If this doesn't inspire us to great heights ... nothing will. From here on in, I'm not doing it for Mobbs, I'm doing it for Spiros!

 

[Fred]

I didn't realise it was so obviously faked all those years ago.

 

[3KZ is Football]

What do you mean? "Faked?"

No way man!

 

[Reardo]

I think that this is what the Roys and the team thread needs:

[YOUTUBE]2QTE2DvGL8M&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

Spiros Arion's comeback at the end of this clip should serve as an inspiration to us all!

If this doesn't inspire us to great heights ... nothing will. From here on in, I'm not doing it for Mobbs, I'm doing it for Spiros!

Looks like one of our training sessions.

 

[killer]

hes nuthin next to cyclone negro

 

[Freakie]

What no speach from Vince McMahon? Where's the Rock or even the Undertaker?

 

[Mobbs]

Most accurate scoring by a team in a match :
Season 06 Qualifying Final - Wonders 4.0 9.0 12.1 16.1.97 def Bombers 8.10.58. (94.1%)

Least accurate scoring by a team in a match :
Season 04, Round 04 - Junkyard Dogs 1.6 3.9 5.14 6.20.56 wdb West Coast Magic 16.12.108 (23.1%)

 

[Mobbs]

Player         Sgnd Nb Pa Pb Pr Pc 01 02 03 04 | Tot | Rec
===============================================+=====+====
Mobbenfuhrer      Y    NA 25 44 17  4  3  2 20 | 115 | 6
Freakie           Y     1 17 19  7  8  8 13 12 |  84 | 6
Reardo            Y     2  1  9  2  9  9  6 16 |  54 | 6
Royboy2           Y     2     6  4  3  4  3  8 |  30 | 6
Fred              Y     6  1  5  2  3  4  4  1 |  26 | 6
Broken            Y   3       2  2  4  3  6  6 |  26 | 6
killer            Y        3  5  1  2  4  2  3 |  20 | 6
FattyLumpkin      Y     4  1  1     4  1  3  1 |  15 | 6
PTizzle                       4        1  2  1 |   8 | 6
3KZ is Football   Y     2  3  5  1 11  3     1 |  26 | 4
Carn The Roys!    Y     2  2 14  1  3  5  5    |  32 | 3
Fat Pizza         Y        1  1  2  2        1 |   7 | 3
Maroon Goon       Y           2  1  2        1 |   6 | 3
Paul D            Y           1  3     2       |   6 | 1
Wild Kangaroo     Y   1    4                   |   5 | 0
kellymagic                    2  1             |   3 | 0
tassielions       Y   1       2                |   3 | 0
Roylion           Y        1  1                |   2 | 0
Secular Bicep     Y           1                |   1 | 0
flea29            Y        1                   |   1 | 0
The Shining       Y   1                        |   1 | 0
bigbunyip14       Y   1                        |   1 | 0
Tim The Toolman   Y                            |   0 | 0
Kooka             Y                            |   0 | 0
lioness           Y                            |   0 | 0
adey115           Y                            |   0 | 0
Mr Ripper         Y                            |   0 | 0
Roy FitzLion      Y                            |   0 | 0
FitzroyRamone     Y                            |   0 | 0
===============================================+=====+====
>2's for Round        1 2  5  9  4  9  9  7  6 |
>1's for Round        1 6  6 13  8 12 10 10  6 |
>0's for Round        5 7 12 18 13 12 12 10 12 |

Activity Table
Sorted first by recency, after which by post totals.
Sgnd = Signed
Nb = Noobs match
Pa = Praccy A
Pb = Praccy B
Pr = Preseason match
Rec = Recency quotient*

* Recency - 3 pts for appearing at most recent match, 2 pts for second-to-last, 1 pt for third-to last.

 

[Mobbs]

Round 5 : http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=893703

 

[Broken]

Let's go Roys. Time to roar like Season 4!