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caesar88 said:
I can't put up a fence or anything. If I wasn't such a wuss I'd confront them and ask if they can park elsewhere. But alas, I am a gentle little lamb!
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The secret to dealing with annoying neighbour is to convince them they are living next door to a crazy person.

Start sunbaking nude in the middle of the night while listening to German House music or something like that.
 
tombomb said:
The secret to dealing with annoying neighbour is to convince them they are living next door to a crazy person.

Start sunbaking nude in the middle of the night while listening to German House music or something like that.
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Kiama Chris said:
Play Rammstein at max volume. They'll either move or invite you over.
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Neither of you have moved out yet. :angry:
 

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Jewelsbon said:
How about a big, heavy planter? Blocks the space and looks nice!

I assume a verge is like a patio?
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On my street you have the front patch of lawn which has a dirty great big pine tree on it. That's the verge. Then the footpath, then my front yard.

The verge is technically owned by the council, so we're not allowed to make any amendments to it (ie fences, walls etc). It also means it's public property, so the neighbours are technically allowed to park there. But it's not on to be constantly congesting the front of my property and leaving my guests nowhere to park when they come over. Park on your own verge ya flogs!

(This is well off topic now. BloodySwan has it handled so I'll stop stressing over it.)
 
caesar88 said:
On my street you have the front patch of lawn which has a dirty great big pine tree on it. That's the verge. Then the footpath, then my front yard.

The verge is technically owned by the council, so we're not allowed to make any amendments to it (ie fences, walls etc). It also means it's public property, so the neighbours are technically allowed to park there. But it's not on to be constantly congesting the front of my property and leaving my guests nowhere to park when they come over. Park on your own verge ya flogs!

(This is well off topic now. BloodySwan has it handled so I'll stop stressing over it.)
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Here's what you do.

1. Become friends with your neighbours.
2. Gain their trust.
3. Ask if you can use their wifi.
4. Using their wifi, search for an organisation from this list - Designated terrorist organisations in Australia - Wikipedia
5. Download and print their promotional materials.
6. Hide the materials on their property somewhere
7. Contact the anti-terror hot line with an anonymous tip.
8. Wait.
9. Steal their mangoes.

No need to thank me.
 
sataris said:
Here's what you do.

1. Become friends with your neighbours.
2. Gain their trust.
3. Ask if you can use their wifi.
4. Using their wifi, search for an organisation from this list - Designated terrorist organisations in Australia - Wikipedia
5. Download and print their promotional materials.
6. Hide the materials on their property somewhere
7. Contact the anti-terror hot line with an anonymous tip.
8. Wait.
9. Steal their mangoes.

No need to thank me.
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Dude that is a bit ridiculous

Mango trees need tropical climates and caesar88 is from Perth not Brisbane
 
Millky95 said:
Dude that is a bit ridiculous

Mango trees need tropical climates and caesar88 is from Perth not Brisbane
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I'm sure Perth has the right climate for mangoes.

EDIT: You can!

Growing mangoes in cooler areas of Western Australia | Agriculture and Food

Mango fruit produced in the Perth area is seasonally the latest in Australia and receives high prices in WA and interstate. The main commercial growing areas are Wanneroo, West Gingin, Gingin and Dandaragan. Mangoes are also grown in home gardens and coastal areas as far south as Margaret River...
www.agric.wa.gov.au www.agric.wa.gov.au
 
BloodySwan said:
I'm sure Perth has the right climate for mangoes.

EDIT: You can!

Growing mangoes in cooler areas of Western Australia | Agriculture and Food

Mango fruit produced in the Perth area is seasonally the latest in Australia and receives high prices in WA and interstate. The main commercial growing areas are Wanneroo, West Gingin, Gingin and Dandaragan. Mangoes are also grown in home gardens and coastal areas as far south as Margaret River...
www.agric.wa.gov.au www.agric.wa.gov.au
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Well, don't I look incredibly silly haha
 
Millky95 said:
Dude that is a bit ridiculous

Mango trees need tropical climates and caesar88 is from Perth not Brisbane
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This isn't my first rodeo.

Vengeance mangoes are the sweetest of mangoes.

Also mango is a fun word to say.
 
Call the council and complain. Start putting out bread during the day on the verge area so birds will come to eat it and then also proceed to shit on their car. Unless they like bird shit on their car, they'll move it or get some witches hats and put some of that caution tape.

Reasonable move would be just speaking to them unless they're whack jobs, then avoid them at all costs lol.

Goodluck, hope it gets solved amicably. Bad neighbours are the worst.
 
sataris said:
Here's what you do.

1. Become friends with your neighbours.
2. Gain their trust.
3. Ask if you can use their wifi.
4. Using their wifi, search for an organisation from this list - Designated terrorist organisations in Australia - Wikipedia
5. Download and print their promotional materials.
6. Hide the materials on their property somewhere
7. Contact the anti-terror hot line with an anonymous tip.
8. Wait.
9. Steal their mangoes.

No need to thank me.
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Not a plan that worked well for Usman Khawaja's brother. :think:
 
BloodySwan said:
caesar88 have you considered getting some big rocks and dumping them on your verge? They'll act as pylons
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Issue is the verge is owned by the council - he can't change it unless.... caesar88 you can turn it into one of those urban gardens!:hearteyes: People are turning their verges into gardens all over Aust. Do you have enough room?
 

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