Official Match Thread S18 R5 Gold City Royals vs West Coast Wonders at The Golden Throne

[Jhye Clark 13]

My mercenary status? This was the quote that prompted DiT's post that you quoted:

Of course it was, but it still doesn't dispute the fact that you suddenly returned directly after a resulting premiership, which is the point I'm making.

Oh my, how mercenary of me, requesting a forward pocket position. Actually, that's a pretty good position as far as the Royals are concerned, with our very own forward pocket kicking more goals than anyone at the Royals.

We prefer an even spread of goal scoring options, which is probably why we have 4 players in the top 20 in the league.

Although, I'm blushing at the fact that you think my average of 2.7 posts in Season 16 is good enough to consider me a "mercenary".

As I've previously stated, your posting efforts are beside the point. You returned when you did, and for reasons I've already outlined. The fact that you contributed so little during the season, may have something to do with the fact that you weren't given your preferred position on the ground, instead you languished at full back.

Mercenary and selfish.

I never knew you valued my posting so highly, Soggy!

My allegations have absolutely zero impact on how I rate you as a poster, nor has their been any inclination of such. Fantasy it seems, is also your reality.

I joined the SFA at the beginning of S15, 2 seasons after the Wonders last premiership. I wouldn't really call my average of 2.7 posts a "return", despite the quality you regard my posting to be, it was actually more of an attempt to get Wise Guy Sam off my back with all the incessant tagging.

I won't continue with circle work. I'll use Sunday to run you around in circles while you're forever trying to catch my tail.

I'm the Macklemore of 2013, and also the Leonardo DiCaprio of the Oscars.

Na you're TheFreshBanana...forever in Son of God's shadow.

 

[Tommycash]

And that is why he's a future captain. Multi quote rather than spam quote like hacks. P.s. I'm a hack.

 

[croweater 41]

And that is why he's a future captain. Multi quote rather than spam quote like hacks. P.s. I'm a hack.

I will give it to Soggy it is about time someone knew what the **** that little + does next to the reply button. I appreciate his effort instead of having to read 6 different posts in a row.

 

[Marlowe]

I will give it to Soggy it is about time someone knew what the **** that little + does next to the reply button. I appreciate his effort instead of having to read 6 different posts in a row.

Praise for a Royal from a Wonder. We're through the looking glass here, people. We've crossed into a completely new dimension - it's a dark and scary place full of god knows what. Somebody hold me...

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Praise for a Royal from a Wonder. We're through the looking glass here, people. We've crossed into a completely new dimension - it's a dark and scary place full of god knows what. Somebody hold me...

Is it my turn to be big spoon?

 

[croweater 41]

Praise for a Royal from a Wonder. We're through the looking glass here, people. We've crossed into a completely new dimension - it's a dark and scary place full of god knows what. Somebody hold me...

To be honest I am just trying to get a good ranking in your thread

But if you want I can go back to boo you guys suck.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Is it my turn to be big spoon?

Only when the Bears decide to win a few games.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Is it my turn to be big spoon?

Back off.

To be honest I am just trying to get a good ranking in your thread

But if you want I can go back to boo you guys suck.

You could try banter instead, maybe?

But if you do SoG will get ya. And I've been particularly mean to you lately for no real reason and will do all I can to tear you down.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I will give it to Soggy it is about time someone knew what the **** that little + does next to the reply button. I appreciate his effort instead of having to read 6 different posts in a row.

Pfft.

 

[Marlowe]

To be honest I am just trying to get a good ranking in your thread

But if you want I can go back to boo you guys suck.

You and I know there's nothing either of us could to do to win my favour, of course, by virtue of this being a Royals thread, you're guaranteed to not get a negative ranking anyway, so you might as well post however you like.



And
Boom,
mother****er, I'm gonna post the team sheet in this post.

Official Team Sheet:
B: NTRabbit - The_Reaper - 5 GB USB
HB: Pogba - Marlowe - Igloo
C: NathanMJ_WB54 - Bomberlegend2007 - Tommycash
HF: sverik25 - Dirty Bird - Bipolarbear
F: VitalDread - okeydoke7 - The Old Dark Navy's
R: Wise Guy Sam - Son of God - Easty

Int: Fitzey - Continstar

Changes:
Easty > R
NathanMJ_WB54 > LW
VitalDread > LFP
The Old Dark Navy's > RFP
Bipolarbear > RHF

Logger

Easty - the man who brought me into this league, probably the man who one day take me out, who knows - he celebrate his 100th game. As the founder father of Gold City, everybody at the Royals, from the noble family's who repress the working class to the oppressed working class who wipe down the loads in the noble's spas - they all have Easty to thank, for without him, we would all be wiping loads in some less glamours, silver or bronze-ornamented city someplace else. Thank you, Easty.

With that in mind, to celebrate the occasion, Easty is moving to rover, however, that' really just the heartfelt tale we're telling him, we're really secretly upset at his failure to play as a decoy, a role that's seen him equal our goalkicking, not cool. That's not very decoy of you, Easty. So we're moving him as far away from each set of goals as possible with hopes that, finally, maybe okey can kick a bag.

With that change, comes a host of other changes decided through the barbaric game of musical chairs. Also, Bipolarbear is back.

Yay!

 

[ClarkeM]

I stood down from co-captaincy because I have a life

 

[ClarkeM]

Win a premiership Gold City.

 

[Marlowe]

I stood down from co-captaincy because I have a life

How shameful, to admit that on a public forum.

 

[Easty]

I stood down from co-captaincy because I have a life

So when I step down it's being overthrown but when you do it it's because you have thing mystical thing called a life?

That's hardly fair!

 

[ClarkeM]

How shameful, to admit that on a public forum.

Especially on a fantasy football board

 

[ClarkeM]

So when I step down it's being overthrown but when you do it it's because you have thing mystical thing called a life?

That's hardly fair!

But you were overthrown .

 

[croweater 41]

Back off.





You could try banter instead, maybe?

But if you do SoG will get ya. And I've been particularly mean to you lately for no real reason and will do all I can to tear you down.

Soggy isn't fit to wipe my boots.

Myself being a triple premiership player like Mooney and Son of God having won 0 premierships ala Gary Ablett Snr. I have the wood well and truly over him. And I haven't had to go chasing mine

 

[Big Bad Buddy]

So when I step down it's being overthrown but when you do it it's because you have thing mystical thing called a life?

That's hardly fair!

Such is life

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

But you were overthrown .

Nope, Easty stood down and named me as a preferred successor but left the choice up to his team. The majority agreed with their outgoing captain. It was hardly as exciting as the league would have wanted but had I overthrown Easty I would not have been rejected as captain.

Soggy isn't fit to wipe my boots.

Myself being a triple premiership player like Mooney and Son of God having won 0 premierships ala Gary Ablett Snr. I have the wood well and truly over him. And I haven't had to go chasing mine

Wipe your boots? Are your boots a bit dusty mate? Probably been sitting in your locker for a few seasons while you've been doing nothing, being a nobody except Clarkey's overused, disappointing punch line despite being at a powerhouse club.

 

[Wooljay]

I've been staring at the Royal's logo for the better part of 2 minutes trying to figure out if the lion is meant to be menacing or undergoing a prostate exam.

At this point I'm leaning towards prostate exam, but I'm open to suggestions.

 

[Tommycash]

Very please to hear bipolarbear is back. My favourite trade tale yet. For those who don't know he may enlighten you himself. He is also soft and cuddly.

 

[ClarkeM]

Very annoyed to hear bipolarbear is back. My least favourite trade tale yet. For those who don't know he won't enlighten you himself. He is not soft and cuddly.

 

[Wooljay]

I am ambivalent to hear that bipolarbear is back.

i don't know who that is

 

[The_Reaper]

Good to see bipolar bear back.

I stood down from co-captaincy because I have a life

Pokemon avatar says no

 

[Marlowe]

I've been staring at the Royal's logo for the better part of 2 minutes trying to figure out if the lion is meant to be menacing or undergoing a prostate exam.

At this point I'm leaning towards prostate exam, but I'm open to suggestions.

It's a lion looking menacing while receiving a prostate exam. I don't know if you've ever given wild, carnivorous predator the old Bob Crane, but they don't exactly express delight with it.