Official Match Thread S18 R5 Gold City Royals vs West Coast Wonders at The Golden Throne

[Wooljay]

It's a lion looking menacing while receiving a prostate exam. I don't know if you've ever given wild, carnivorous predator the old Bob Crane, but they don't exactly express delight with it.

I can confirm as a lion proctologist that they absolutely do not seem to enjoy it.

At least as much as I do.

 

[bomberlegend2007]

Win a premiership Gold City.

That's the plan.

 

[croweater 41]

Nope, Easty stood down and named me as a preferred successor but left the choice up to his team. The majority agreed with their outgoing captain. It was hardly as exciting as the league would have wanted but had I overthrown Easty I would not have been rejected as captain.



Wipe your boots? Are your boots a bit dusty mate? Probably been sitting in your locker for a few seasons while you've been doing nothing, being a nobody except Clarkey's overused, disappointing punch line despite being at a powerhouse club.

I'm getting a kick these days so they have a bit of mud and dirt on them these days so there is plenty of cleaning to be done.

 

[SSwans2011]

I'll be here tonight to rid the thread of Royal crap with my Simpsons gifs and shitty puns. Get HYPE




















pls.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

WEST COAST WONDERS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
FB: RookieListed - PVF - SuperSub17
HB: ShaunDuggan - Scodog10 - Yellow Feathers
C: Haro Cant II - Marklar_33 - Speck
HF: SSwans2011 - ClarkeM - jjsmitty8
FF: southernswannies - croweater 41- Wooljay
R: Shallow - TheFreshBanana - Big Bad Buddy
B: EKA - Jarlcorbz

Changes
Big Bad Buddy - HFF to R
SSwans2011 - R to HFF
jjsmitty8 - FP to HFF
Wooljay - HFF to FP
ShaunDuggan - C to HBF
Marklar_33 - HBF to C

Logger Accidentally wrote RR instead of R in the changes.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I'm getting a kick these days so they have a bit of mud and dirt on them these days so there is plenty of cleaning to be done.

Your banter is shit.These days.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I stood down from co-captaincy because I have a life

Then why did you jump at the chance to captain the club to begin with? So in the space of a few weeks, you decided you had a life.

You had no choice but to either stand down or be demoted, such was the nature of your escapade.

Win a premiership Gold City.

Ah such a clever and thoughtful piece of banter there Clarkey. Such a shame it required 2 seconds from your busy schedule to complete.

State again when we've entered our 18th season in the league...it's sure to surprise.

Soggy isn't fit to wipe my boots.

Myself being a triple premiership player like Mooney and Son of God having won 0 premierships ala Gary Ablett Snr. I have the wood well and truly over him. And I haven't had to go chasing mine

I'm not fit to wipe your boots yet you've compared me to the greatest player of all time...strange.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The Wonders as a club are that bad, it seems PVF (their captain) can no longer make a concerted effort to post the side, rather leaving the honors to a mercenary as a good will gesture, while he sits at the blackjack table at the local Gold City Star Casino winning copious amounts of money.

Bad mistake as it seems TheFreshBanana isn't up to the challenge. Positional changes are interesting. Particularly the part that indicates Big Bad Buddy playing as RR despite not being named in that position.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Serious question, has rookie listed posted in this thread? I haven't seen him around and thought he would be pretty cool.

WEST COAST WONDERS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
FB: RookieListed - PVF - SuperSub17
HB: ShaunDuggan - Scodog10 - Yellow Feathers
C: Haro Cant II - Marklar_33 - Speck
HF: SSwans2011 - ClarkeM - jjsmitty8
FF: southernswannies - croweater 41- Wooljay
R: Shallow - TheFreshBanana - Big Bad Buddy
B: EKA - Jarlcorbz

Changes
Big Bad Buddy - HFF to RR
SSwans2011 - RR to HFF
jjsmitty8 - FP to HFF
Wooljay - HFF to FP
ShaunDuggan - C to HBF
Marklar_33 - HBF to C

Logger

At least you tried.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Serious question, has rookie listed posted in this thread? I haven't seen him around and thought he would be pretty cool.



At least you tried.

Nah, he's gone MIA since June 22nd.

 

[ClarkeM]

Then why did you jump at the chance to captain the club to begin with? So in the space of a few weeks, you decided you had a life.

You had no choice but to either stand down or be demoted, such was the nature of your escapade.

When I was asked, it was mid-Season 17 (when we won our fourth premiership). Sorry I cannot predict the future of reality. I happily accepted the position and do not regret anything I did in my short stint.

And yes, my life changed very quickly. Have fun with your bantering .

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

When I was asked, it was mid-Season 17 (when we won our fourth premiership). Sorry I cannot predict the future of reality. I happily accepted the position and do not regret anything I did in my short stint.

And yes, my life changed very quickly. Have fun with your bantering .

You're better than that Clarkey. I want you to bite.....down hard on the pillow while I go in dry. It seems the majority of your side have seen the way of the wise and decided to retreat since you appear to be falling off the cliff.

I have to hand it to Uncle_Leo, he's a genius.

 

[HaroLad]

The Wonders as a club are that bad, it seems PVF (their captain) can no longer make a concerted effort to post the side, rather leaving the honors to a mercenary as a good will gesture, while he sits at the blackjack table at the local Gold City Star Casino winning copious amounts of money.

Bad mistake as it seems TheFreshBanana isn't up to the challenge. Positional changes are interesting. Particularly the part that indicates Big Bad Buddy playing as RR despite not being named in that position.

*honours

 

[Marlowe]

*honours

Gee, you really deconstructed his entire post with that response.

 

[HaroLad]

Gee, you really deconstructed his entire post with that response.

Pretty much. Makes him seem like a ******ed 3 year old.

 

[HaroLad]

Pretty much. Makes him seem like a ******ed 3 year old.

Sorry BigFooty, Mentally Disabled

 

[ClarkeM]

You're better than that Clarkey. I want you to bite.....down hard on the pillow while I go in dry. It seems the majority of your side have seen the way of the wise and decided to retreat since you appear to be falling off the cliff.

I have to hand it to Uncle_Leo, he's a genius.

Sometimes it's best to keep your fantasies to yourself. Clearly, you never learnt this?

But to answer what you were hinting, i do bite .

 

[Marlowe]

Prettymuch. Makes him seem like a ******ed 3 year old.

Seriously, the Wonders recruited this guy. It boggles the mind. This makes fumbler's aspiration to sign The Jet after letting the tradesman go look like a stroke of genius.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

*honours

Pretty much. Makes him seem like a ******ed 3 year old.

Sorry BigFooty, Mentally Disabled

I have to hand it to Uncle_Leo, he's a genius.

 

[ClarkeM]

It's hard to act interested in this at all when I'm stuck in a shit position PVF.

 

[Marlowe]

It's hard to act interested in this at all when I'm stuck in a shit position PVF.

I'm no Wise Guy Sam, I've been leaking goals at CHB all year. I'm sure you'll kick the winner on me. I really regret agreeing to swap positions...

 

[ClarkeM]

I'm no Wise Guy Sam, I've been leaking goals at CHB all year. I'm sure you'll kick the winner on me. I really regret agreeing to swap positions...

Yeah

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Pretty much. Makes him seem like a ******ed 3 year old.

What's that saying about glass houses?

Seriously, the Wonders recruited this guy. It boggles the mind. This makes fumbler's aspiration to sign The Jet after letting the tradesman go look like a stroke of genius.

Do they have Scott Clayton in charge of recruiting? Who was the guy that worked for Richmond when they recruited all those blokes that couldn't read?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

HBF, keen.

 

[croweater 41]

I'm not fit to wipe your boots yet you've compared me to the greatest player of all time...strange.

So what does that make me if you 'are the greatest' and are wiping my boots? I must be some sort of god.

Your banter is shit.These days.

I like how you said these days. It means you used to like me Thats all I will ever need.