Official Match Thread S18 Round 11 - Baghdad Bandits v Coney Island Warriors @ Abdu Prison (MOTR)

[Shermanator]

Do you join the Baghdad Bitches in wearing a niqab when you leave the house? Honestly I can't see you attracting a man any other way.

#baghdadbitches #comeouttoplay

I see you've taken a fancy to me already - sorry sweetie your not my type..

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Cant we

What relevance does 2 photos (because you aren't intelligent enough to delete one of them) of you in the shower have with me being a genius?

Take your time, you figure it out. In the mean time can I interest you in some toilet wine?

 

[candiehappy]

The trouble is deathevocation, Haduken, Plugger35, Aussie Rocker and candiehappy had to catch a later flight after they had a secret mission to let the tyres down on boncer34 and Logger's cars after they screwed us over last weekend.

How'd you go boys?

only just back, I also let the air out of Logger 's breast implants. Fixed him (?) right up.

 

[El Dubya]

I see you've taken a fancy to me already - sorry sweetie your not my type..

Big Burqa Bitches aren't really my thing.
#baghdadbitches #comeouttoplay

 

[Shermanator]

Take your time, you figure it out. In the mean time can I interest you in some toilet wine?

Nah but can I interest you in a treadmill?

 

[candiehappy]

You'll be very disappointed then wont you..

I'm the king on the track and even better in the sack!

you are a spud?

 

[Shermanator]

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Big Burqa Bitches aren't really my thing.
#baghdadbitches #comeouttoplay

I worked that out pretty quick thankyou Einstein - you obviously prefer men.

 

[Shermanator]

you are a spud?

Ahh no... spuds actually come in plastic bags nowadays Einstein MKII...

 

[El Dubya]

I worked that out pretty quick thankyou Einstein - you obviously prefer men.

I could be Elton John and I'd still be more manly than the entire Banditas list.

 

[candiehappy]

Ahh no... spuds actually come in plastic bags nowadays Einstein MKII...

only for the suckers

 

[iBeng]

You wouldn't know culture if I beat you with it.

So you're saying I wont learn culture because you WONT be beating us this week? Makes sense to me!

Also, Sabaton = Primo Victoria

 

[candiehappy]

So you're saying I wont learn culture because you WONT be beating us this week? Makes sense to me!

I'm glad for you, because that sentence doesn't make any sense

 

[Shermy]

I could be Elton John and I'd still be more manly than the entire Banditas list.

I dont know... our girls netball team (Baghdad Banditas) have some pretty butch players

 

[Shermanator]

Where are all the witty Cone-y players?

I got told they were pretty funny - seriously disappointing!

 

[zackah]

#baghdadbitches

#beingthreadowned

 

[iBeng]

I'm glad for you, because that sentence doesn't make any sense

It doesnt need to, thats the beauty of it. Im actually making a list of things that dont make sense. You make the list twice! See below:

Things that dont make sense:​

No.34: Person who cant make sense of the world after being knocked out in a tackle. See: candiehappy, Warios FB
No.87: Team captain putting up a player against the in form reigning ALF winner and telling them they'll be fine. See: Warios captain.

 

[iBeng]

#baghdadbitches

#beingthreadowned

#HashtagsMeansItsTrue #Amirite #OverConfidence

 

[candiehappy]

We're all the witty Cone-y players?

I got told they were pretty funny - seriously disappointing!

you've got more disappointment coming your way ....

 

[Mr Eagle]

Also, Sabaton = Primo Victoria

I liked them better when they dressed up for Eurovision.

 

[candiehappy]

It doesnt need to, thats the beauty of it. Im actually making a list of things that dont make sense. You make the list twice! See below:

Things that dont make sense:​

No.34: Person who cant make sense of the world after being knocked out in a tackle. See: candiehappy, Warios FB
No.87: Team captain putting up a player against the in form reigning ALF winner and telling them they'll be fine. See: Warios captain.

I'm married. The world makes no sense to me anyway.

 

[iBeng]

I'm married. The world makes no sense to me anyway.

That makes two of us, thats why I have a list, it helps me maintain a basic knowledge.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

#CanYouDigIt

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Nah but can I interest you in a treadmill?

No thanks I'm on a diet.

 

[Shermanator]

#baghdadbitches

#beingthreadowned

Nice contribution.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I liked them better when they dressed up for Eurovision.

Lordi are finish, Sabaton are Swedish.

#DontEvenSoundSame