Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[BigJoeD_]

Woot!!

 

[eaglesfan99]

I am god.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Looks like the Roys have been given their medication!

Unfortunately, it was their "time for sleepies" medication.

 

[Smoooothy]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[3KZ is Football]

Great game Warriors and good luck for the rest of the finals. I'm off to punch a moose.

 

[zackah]

Hells yeah.

Undefeated finals streak remains

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Good game Roys, you guys are awesome. Please consider my offer earlier in the week and become our caterers. Jump on our bandwagon before it fills up!

#CanYouDigIt

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

****, we won our first ever final. I'm booking extra ladies for the whore tree tonight.

Roys, because you were good sports you can come along, we have plenty of blue pills at the bar.

 

[Smoooothy]

That's what's they call an epic!

Bad luck Roy's, you gave us a hell of a scare. You've had a good year. See you next season

 

[BigJoeD_]

And they're dancing in the streets in NYC!

 

[Fred]

Fred trying hard as hell not to win a final!

A few FF's have been wayward in their games tonight.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

You ****ing bueaty.

 

[Fred]

Damn! I thought we had the momentum to keep going.

And now, like many times in the past - the saints lament. Maybe next year Roys.

 

[zackah]

sig updated

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Well Played Roy's. You were a quality team to play against. Tough match, tough fight and a tough time had by all.

See ya next season.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Commiserations Roys, 'twas a ripping game

 

[BigJoeD_]

Could we see the stats please Mr Logger?

 

[Logger]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
CIW               7    3        10   4        17   6        21   8    134     
ROY               2    0        10   1        14   2        19   7    121     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
deathevoca  0  5  0  0  1  0  1  0  0   16  Roylion      0  10 4  4  1  1  0  0  0   55
candiehapp  0  8  5  5  0  1  0  0  0   50  brettman13   0  2  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   15
Norm Landr  0  4  0  2  1  1  0  3  1   40  fitzroybul   0  5  0  9  2  1  1  0  0   39
BoshtrichB  0  7  2  8  1  1  0  0  0   48  Cheetah      0  4  5  7  2  1  2  0  0   44
Reginald P  0  2  5  9  1  0  1  0  0   40  Cannon82     0  2  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   16
Frankston   0  7  4  11 1  1  2  1  0   60  Flat Chat    0  8  5  11 3  0  2  0  0   67
NetworkNer  0  6  1  9  1  1  2  0  0   38  Freakie      0  12 3  13 1  1  0  0  1   77
oogac       0  11 6  16 2  1  0  1  0   98  Mooch        0  9  8  8  3  0  2  0  0   73
Stronzo     0  9  4  10 0  0  1  0  0   56  3KZ is Foo   0  9  2  14 1  1  0  0  0   66
Haduken     0  11 6  11 2  0  0  0  0   81  Volta        0  16 3  7  3  1  2  4  1  103
invinciBLU  0  5  1  4  0  0  1  1  2   31  Chezzalenk   0  10 6  9  1  0  1  3  2   87
Mr_Smooth   0  3  2  9  1  0  3  0  1   29  Slax         0  6  6  8  3  0  2  2  0   70
alex_is_on  0  6  1  8  1  2  0  0  1   44  TheBrownDo   0  4  0  0  1  0  1  4  0   37
Sydney Blo  0  8  1  0  0  0  0  8  0   75  Fred         0  5  0  0  1  0  2  2  3   28
eaglesfan9  0  2  1  2  0  0  1  2  0   22  FitzroyRam   0  1  1  1  1  1  0  1  0   19
BigJoeD     19 17 0  19 5  5  0  2  1  146  Reardo       18 10 0  13 4  5  1  1  0   98
El Dubya    0  16 0  9  6  3  3  1  1   91  Dicky Fitz   0  8  1  3  1  3  1  0  0   37
Zackah      0  8  0  20 6  1  0  1  0   95  northmelbo   0  8  0  6  7  1  1  2  0   74
Lord_Flash  0  8  2  9  2  1  1  1  1   61  royboy2      0  4  6  6  0  0  0  0  0   42
thetradesm  0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Mobbenfuhr   0  7  3  7  0  0  0  0  0   44

            CIW   ROY
Hitouts   : 19   18
Kicks     : 144  140
Marks     : 42   56
Handballs : 163  131
Tackles   : 31   35
Frees For : 18   16
Frees Ag. : 16   18
Smothers  : 1    0
Ironouts  : 10   9
Inside50  : 23   18
Goals     : 21   19
Behinds   : 8    7

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.51 - Goal to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
3.13 - Behind to alex_is_on_fire (CIW) - ROY by 5 point(s).
4 - Behind to Norm Landrover (CIW) - ROY by 4 point(s).
5.45 - Goal to Norm Landrover (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
8.18 - Goal to eaglesfan99 (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
9.38 - Goal to FitzroyRamone (ROY) - CIW by 2 point(s).
13.37 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
14.39 - Goal to oogac (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s).
15.37 - Goal to BigJoeD (CIW) - CIW by 20 point(s).
17.32 - Behind to BigJoeD (CIW) - CIW by 21 point(s).
19.21 - Goal to Norm Landrover (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
20.13 - Goal to Norm Landrover (CIW) - CIW by 33 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.46 - Goal to Fred (ROY) - CIW by 27 point(s).
5.09 - Behind to Fred (ROY) - CIW by 26 point(s).
5.33 - Goal to TheBrownDog (ROY) - CIW by 20 point(s).
7.14 - Behind to invinciBLUES (CIW) - CIW by 21 point(s).
8.16 - Goal to eaglesfan99 (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
12.37 - Goal to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - CIW by 21 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to Frankston Rover (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
13.33 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 33 point(s).
15.33 - Goal to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - CIW by 27 point(s).
16.2 - Goal to Reardo (ROY) - CIW by 21 point(s).
20.3 - Goal to Slax (ROY) - CIW by 15 point(s).
23.02 - Goal to TheBrownDog (ROY) - CIW by 9 point(s).
23.21 - Goal to Volta (ROY) - CIW by 3 point(s).

Third Quarter :
3.21 - Goal to El Dubya (CIW) - CIW by 9 point(s).
5.35 - Goal to invinciBLUES (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s).
6.22 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 21 point(s).
6.49 - Behind to Lord_Flasheart (CIW) - CIW by 22 point(s).
8.55 - Behind to El Dubya (CIW) - CIW by 23 point(s).
12.41 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 29 point(s).
13.06 - Goal to Lord_Flasheart (CIW) - CIW by 35 point(s).
15.14 - Behind to Fred (ROY) - CIW by 34 point(s).
15.38 - Goal to TheBrownDog (ROY) - CIW by 28 point(s).
16.55 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 34 point(s).
19.05 - Goal to Volta (ROY) - CIW by 28 point(s).
20.36 - Goal to northmelbournefc (ROY) - CIW by 22 point(s).
23.27 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 28 point(s).
24.22 - Goal to Slax (ROY) - CIW by 22 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.18 - Goal to BigJoeD (CIW) - CIW by 28 point(s).
1.52 - Goal to Volta (ROY) - CIW by 22 point(s).
2.57 - Behind to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - CIW by 21 point(s).
5.37 - Goal to Volta (ROY) - CIW by 15 point(s).
7.08 - Behind to invinciBLUES (CIW) - CIW by 16 point(s).
8.45 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 22 point(s).
11.07 - Rushed behind to ROY - CIW by 21 point(s).
12.03 - Goal to TheBrownDog (ROY) - CIW by 15 point(s).
14.12 - Goal to Fred (ROY) - CIW by 9 point(s).
14.55 - Behind to Volta (ROY) - CIW by 8 point(s).
15.33 - Goal to northmelbournefc (ROY) - CIW by 2 point(s).
16.12 - Behind to Fred (ROY) - CIW by 1 point(s).
17.13 - Behind to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - scores level.
18.58 - Goal to Sydney Bloods (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
21.13 - Behind to Mr_Smooth (CIW) - CIW by 7 point(s).
22.27 - Goal to Zackah (CIW) - CIW by 13 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
invinciBLUES         0 (On) 10.36 (Off) 29.13 (On) Total : 81%
candiehappy          0 (On) Total : 100%
thetradesman         0 (On) 4.07 (Off) 16.24 (On) 47.29 (Off) Total : 35%
BoshtrichBurger      0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
NetworkNerd          0 (On) 51.45 (Off) 52.52 (On) 71.42 (Off) 77.24 (On) Total : 93%
Lord_Flasheart       0 (On) 77.24 (Off) Total : 77%
Stronzo              0 (On) 8.28 (Off) 10.36 (On) 37.04 (Off) 39.16 (On) Total : 95%
Frankston Rover      0 (On) 39.16 (Off) 51.45 (On) Total : 87%
Haduken              0 (On) Total : 100%
alex_is_on_fire      0 (On) 29.13 (Off) 44.21 (On) Total : 85%
Mr_Smooth            0 (On) Total : 100%
Norm Landrover       0 (On) 44.21 (Off) 47.29 (On) Total : 96%
Sydney Bloods        0 (On) Total : 100%
eaglesfan99          0 (On) Total : 100%
BigJoeD              0 (On) Total : 100%
El Dubya             0 (On) Total : 100%
Zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
deathevocation       0 (Off) 4.07 (On) 16.24 (Off) 37.04 (On) 52.52 (Off) 71.42 (On) Total : 55%
oogac                0 (Off) 8.28 (On) Total : 90%

ROY
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) 43.45 (Off) 61.17 (On) Total : 82%
Roylion              0 (On) 36.4 (Off) 41.3 (On) 48.31 (Off) 49.4 (On) 85.01 (Off) 91.45 (On) Total : 87%
northmelbournefc     0 (On) 41.3 (Off) 45.42 (On) 66 (Off) 69.48 (On) Total : 92%
royboy2              0 (On) 49.4 (Off) 61.07 (On) 77.03 (Off) Total : 65%
Mobbenfuhrer         0 (On) 92.22 (Off) Total : 92%
Flat Chat            0 (On) Total : 100%
Freakie              0 (On) 45.42 (Off) 48.31 (On) 61.07 (Off) 66 (On) Total : 92%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
Cheetah              0 (On) 72.33 (Off) 85.01 (On) Total : 87%
Chezzalenko Reborn   0 (On) Total : 100%
Slax                 0 (On) Total : 100%
TheBrownDog          0 (On) Total : 100%
Fred                 0 (On) Total : 100%
FitzroyRamone        0 (On) Total : 100%
Reardo               0 (On) Total : 100%
fitzroybulldog       0 (On) 61.17 (Off) 77.03 (On) Total : 84%
Volta                0 (On) 69.48 (Off) 72.33 (On) Total : 97%
Cannon82             0 (Off) 43.45 (On) 91.45 (Off) 92.22 (On) Total : 55%
brettman135          0 (Off) 36.4 (On) Total : 62%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In quite a display, Lord_Flasheart won the bout with 3KZ is Football. - 76m from 1 to 77.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, 3KZ is Football beat NetworkNerd today - but not by much. - 16m from 77 to 93.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, fitzroybulldog was way too good for alex_is_on_fire. - 3m from 95 to 98.
• In an epic battle, BigJoeD and Reardo were well-matched - there was no victor. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• Toe to toe throughout, Slax did well against BoshtrichBurger. - 84m from 8 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between eaglesfan99 and Cannon82 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 15m from 58 to 73.
• While very slim pickings for both players, invinciBLUES did very well against Cannon82. - 5m from 95 to 100.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Frankston Rover was slightly more polished than Cheetah. - 10m from 54 to 64.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Cheetah and Mr_Smooth were hard to separate - though Cheetah was slightly more effective. - 2m from 96 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Cheetah did well against NetworkNerd. - 50m from 0 to 50.
• While not all all one-way, Chezzalenko Reborn did very well against Reginald Perrin. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, eaglesfan99 did well against Dicky Fitzwell. - 39m from 3 to 42.
• While not all all one-way, Dicky Fitzwell was slightly more polished than El Dubya. - 39m from 61 to 100.
• In a resume-material performance, El Dubya had fitzroybulldog's measure. - 61m from 0 to 61.
• In what was a very slow day for both, FitzroyRamone had deathevocation's measure. - 12m from 78 to 90.
• While very slim pickings for both players, FitzroyRamone came out tops over the brave invinciBLUES. - 0m from 9 to 9.
• Neither having much reason to brag, NetworkNerd had the better of FitzroyRamone. - 0m from 64 to 64.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Stronzo and FitzroyRamone - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 8m from 28 to 36.
• In an epic battle, Haduken and Flat Chat were hard to separate - though Haduken was slightly more effective. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• In quite a tussle, Frankston Rover had the better of Freakie. - 38m from 1 to 39.
• In a solid performance, Volta was easily the winner in the clash with Frankston Rover. - 20m from 73 to 93.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what Freakie did to alex_is_on_fire should be entirely legal. - 2m from 57 to 59.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Stronzo was easily the winner in the clash with Freakie. - 59m from 40 to 99.
• In quite a tussle, candiehappy came out tops over the brave Fred. - 83m from 9 to 92.
• In a solid performance, alex_is_on_fire had Mobbenfuhrer's measure. - 25m from 1 to 26.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, not much between Mobbenfuhrer and invinciBLUES - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 51m from 31 to 82.
• While not all all one-way, oogac came out tops over the brave Mooch. - 89m from 10 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Stronzo was easily the winner in the clash with Mooch. - 5m from 1 to 6.
• In a solid performance, royboy2 had Mr_Smooth's measure. - 43m from 1 to 44.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Roylion had the better of Mr_Smooth. - 34m from 50 to 84.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Norm Landrover massacred northmelbournefc. - 29m from 3 to 32.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, TheBrownDog was slightly more polished than Norm Landrover. - 44m from 47 to 91.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Roylion gave eaglesfan99 a bath. - 3m from 95 to 98.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Roylion massacred Sydney Bloods. - 29m from 3 to 32.
• Neither having much reason to brag, northmelbournefc had the better of Stronzo. - 16m from 45 to 61.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Sydney Bloods massacred brettman135. - 60m from 38 to 98.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, deathevocation gave TheBrownDog a hiding. - 1m from 10 to 11.
• While very slim pickings for both players, thetradesman was slightly more polished than TheBrownDog. - 11m from 28 to 39.
• In an epic battle, Zackah beat Volta today - but not by much. - 67m from 2 to 69.
• In a resume-material performance, northmelbournefc exposed Zackah's frailties. - 28m from 70 to 98.

 

[El Dubya]

Thank you very much Roys, this was a fantastic match thread. I want to single out fitzroybulldog for the witty "banter" and exchange of poetry. All the Roys who posted were great, a fun, aggression free week.
Logger my cardiologist is not impressed.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

BigJoeD with the mammoth game. That'll go down in history.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Bloody hell Logger loves them close. Mind you, it was a pity it wasn't close enough for this controversial behind call to be a factor...

2 : 5 {FF} - Fred eye's the goals and has a shot.
2 : 5.04 {FF} - Oh no. It's come off his shin.

 

[Mooch]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

That was pretty painful. I thought we had enough to come back. What an epic.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Could we see the stats please Mr Logger?

Jayzus Joe, what a blinder!

I got subbed out halfway through the last qtr. god, I hate that concept.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Gentlemen, we have the furries next, I suggest you head over to their match thread and rub some salt in their wounds

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

**** this ****. **** you, you ******* *****. DIRTY ************ *****. I'm going to find that ******* fitzroybulldog and beat the **** out of him, who goes into the BP in a final, after carving it up in the middle all year. THAT ******* MORON. AHHH **** this shit.

Well done Warriors, congrats on the maiden Finals win, you've got one more than me. It's been a pleasure once again. You're a top notch outfit.