Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Cheetah]

I can't go against my ex-team. We'll see what happens if you win.

I know people who feel exactly the same about their ex-wives.

 

[Cheetah]

The Roys just offer rubbish to the league by play shenanigans games.

waves fish and screams "shenanigans"

Hey alex, some unkind people said you weren't a qooty players arseh*le but i always said you were.

 

[Stronzo]

The Bears proving they really are the turd that won't flush.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Hey alex, some unkind people said you weren't a qooty players arseh*le but i always said you were.

Who are you?

 

[BigJoeD_]

The Bears proving they really are the turd that won't flush.

Perhaps they should put their wooden spoon to more practical use?

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Perhaps they should put their wooden spoon to more practical use?

Like sticking it up their candy arse.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Who are you?

Ohhh snap! Cheetah how're you going to respond to that?
I've got a fish if you need to wave it.

 

[zackah]

I can't go against my ex-team. We'll see what happens if you win.

The team you left to start the Bears?

How'd that work out for you?

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Ohhh snap! Cheetah how're you going to respond to that?
I've got a fish if you need to wave it.

Like you did - with some rubbish remark.

 

[Cheetah]

Ohhh snap! Cheetah how're you going to respond to that?
I've got a fish if you need to wave it.

Perhaps a blind mullet?

 

[Stronzo]

Hey alex, some unkind people said you weren't a qooty players arseh*le but i always said you were.

He's more Monica Seles than Anna Kournikova - i.e. doesn't look as pretty, makes a lot of grunting noises, but gets the job done.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Like you did - with some rubbish remark.

Damn. you got any oinment for that wicked sick burn right there. I can't handle it.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Loving the current Warriors back to the wall narrative.

It's when we play our best qooty

 

[Stronzo]

Damn. you got any oinment for that wicked sick burn right there. I can't handle it.

I thought you'd have skin like asbestos given how much you seem to get burnt.

 

[pantskyle]

The team you left to start the Bears?

How'd that work out for you?

Really well.

I love my team. Can't wait until next season.

 

[Cheetah]

I thought you'd have skin like asbestos given how much you seem to get burnt.

from the Warriors witty repartee?

 

[Stronzo]

Can't wait until next season.

That's becoming apparent.

 

[pantskyle]

That's becoming apparent.

How so?

 

[Cheetah]

Really well.

I love my team. Can't wait until next season.

Good for you pants, sometimes great things come from humble beginnings.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I thought you'd have skin like asbestos given how much you seem to get burnt.

I need a medic over here!!!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Good for you pants, sometimes great things come from humble beginnings.

I think you mean bearginnings

 

[Stronzo]

from the Warriors witty repartee?

Correct.

We're like a shitty red wine, we start to taste alright when you're off your face.

How so?

I'll let you piece that one together.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Damn. you got any oinment for that wicked sick burn right there. I can't handle it.

You are as likeable as Oscar Pistorious and your team is as popular as blue green algae in the river on a 40 degree day.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You are as likeable as Oscar Pistorious and your team is as popular as blue green algae in the river on a 40 degree day.

Much burn
So ouch.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Much burn
So ouch.

I know right!!!!! but I hope you