Official Match Thread S19 R02: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Throne

[larrikin]

I'd say I was sorry for ramming my cart into the back of your legs, but I did say "excuse me" 3 ******* times.

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

Gearing up for the toweling you're about to receive.

 

[COHL]

Gearing up for the toweling you're about to receive.

 

[DV2000]

When does the game start?! I can't wait to whoop these guys' asses!!

 

[Papa Juggs]

So here we are for the conclusion of the Scavenger Hunt. It wasn't much of a story but we did get to meet the King and he played us a tune. Mighty good for his age. Can't tell you where we're hiding him but bgt2110 got a nice scarf as a souvenir.

The teams count up their items.

Team timtam

1 Elvis Autograph
1 Silver coin
1 Talking frog
1 Golden crown
1 Wizards Hat
1 Flying broomstick
1 Golden horseshoe
1 4 leaf clover


Team WGS

1 Silver coin
1 Talking frog
1 Golden Crown
1 Phoenix feather
1 Flying broomstick
1 Snowman (preserved in an esky)
1 Glass slipper (Speck is after Cinderella it turns out)

"Looks like an easy victory hey boys" I say proudly when there goes Gingy.

Wise Guy Sam scoops him up like a flash with a big grin on his face. "You really think I couldn't catch him? I'm the fastest midfielder in the competition".

"So it looks like a tie" says The_Reaper

"Hold on a minute." I interject. timtamWB is holding a small box. "This is the piece de resistance." he says "We have been all the way to Eastside for this one." "Freshly baked by their finest chef Dagless we swiped it from the window sill of his cottage". "He was too busy sleeping to notice, I think he's a bit absent upstairs these days if you know what I mean."

#gateauxhawks

"Team timtamWB is the winner" declares The_Reaper. We will be having a banquet in their honour at The Royal Throne where they will be presented with their gold medals and an all expenses paid Magic Carpet ride around the land.

Now to turn our attention to the qooty.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

When does the game start?! I can't wait to whoop these guys' asses!!

You may have the Royals and the Boys from Baghdad mixed up. Good luck in your endeavors though, I hear their Camels are made of stern stuff.

 

[okeydoke7]

No Okey, I've tried to explain it to you. Perhaps you'll get there one day.

Cheer up mate, did you see the pictures from yesterday?

I'm sick of all the tanking and I'm ready for big things this year in the other league.

I went to the game yesterday actually. I would go into more details, but we're still enemies at the moment so as likeable as saints discussion might be I will change the topic.

The Royals are shit. I kicked 6 last week. Looking to better that this week.

I've gone the whole thread WITHOUT going through my resume, as I know most royals players are sick of hearing it.

 

[Marlowe]

You know the phrase, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"? Exactly when did that become the title of your résumé, Okey? I assume, obviously, before you joined the Royals.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I went to the game yesterday actually. I would go into more details, but we're still enemies at the moment so as likeable as saints discussion might be I will change the topic.

The Royals are shit. I kicked 6 last week. Looking to better that this week.

I've gone the whole thread WITHOUT going through my resume, as I know most royals players are sick of hearing it.

Liked for supporting the Saints not for saying the Royals are shit. You're wrong there.

We were shit but then you left.

 

[okeydoke7]

You know the phrase, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em?" Exactly when did that become the title of your résumé, Okey? I assume, obviously, before you joined the Royals.

The title is "FIGJAM: The GOAT. By Okeydoke7, for Okeydoke7."

 

[okeydoke7]

Liked for supporting the Saints not for saying the Royals are shit. You're wrong there.

We were shit but then you left.

So far there is one game of evidence.

One game in which I have left and you have replaced me.

You can mount your arguments, but if the above is your argument then you are flawed. I left. The Hawks won round 1, the Royals lost round 1. I kicked 6. I couldn't tell you how many you kicked (as you weren't anywhere near me on the leader board).

You were shit, and then I left. And you're still shit. And the shit got shitter.

Meanwhile, the Hawks are yet to lose to the Royals. That is form that is destined to continue. Like my 6 goals. Solid early season form. The best is yet to come.

 

[larrikin]

The title is "FIGJAM: The GOAT. By Okeydoke7, for Okeydoke7."

I like your ideas, where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

 

[okeydoke7]

I like your ideas, where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

email mememe@iinet.com for details.

 

[Marlowe]

Sometimes I think Okey enjoys talking about his ego more than he actually enjoys talking about himself, it's weird, almost like Okey's ego is a completely separate, yet distinct entity onto its own.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Sometimes I think Okey enjoys talking about his ego more than he actually enjoys talking about himself, it's weird, almost like Okey's ego is a completely separate, yet distinct entity onto its own.

How many roads must a man travel down until he admits that he is lost.

 

[larrikin]

How many roads must a man travel down until he admits that he is lost.

42

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

42

The answer is 6 in okey's case.

 

[okeydoke7]

The answer is 6 in okey's case.

Where's the 6th? I had already played for the Hawks

 

[Marlowe]

How many roads must a man travel down until he admits that he is lost.

Season 15, round 17 - the Bombers defeated the Hawks by 12, and until last week, that was the last time Okey was involved in a winning result with the Hawks. That time period spans roughly the same time I have been involved with the Royals. I look forward to finding out who is more cursed.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Where's the 6th? I had already played for the Hawks

Exactly! You however traveled down that road twice.

 

[okeydoke7]

Exactly! You however traveled down that road twice.

Travelled down the Bombers path twice also.

So that would make the Royals my 6th. Go figure

 

[larrikin]

The answer is 6 in okey's case.

I thought you had found the question that Douglas Adams was referring to.

Carry on

 

[Easty]

Game threads beginning to go up now, not long to go before my next BOG performance.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Game threads beginning to go up now, not long to go before my next BOG performance.

I'm tipping a triple dead heat for BOG. Easty , Son of God and 3KZ is Football

 

[Itsmyshow]

I'm tipping a triple dead heat for BOG. Easty , Son of God and 3KZ is Football

You tip poorly.