Official Match Thread S19 R14 - Coney Island Warriors vs. Fighting Furies @ Van Cortlandt Park

[This Is Anfield]

Mothergoose

It's not all bad news, Flashman, he's building something in it's place, The Church Of Soggy, so you can all worship him in all his imagined glory.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

It's not all bad news, Flashman, he's building something in it's place, The Church Of Soggy, so you can all worship him in all his imagined glory.

I'm like a woodpecker, I hammer that tree at 240 pelvic thrusts a second. I'm gonna doghump his leg into a million pieces.

 

[tigland]

I'm like a woodpecker, I hammer that tree at 240 pelvic thrusts a second. I'm gonna doghump his leg into a million pieces.

i can picture it now.

 

[This Is Anfield]

I'm like a woodpecker, I hammer that tree at 240 pelvic thrusts a second. I'm gonna doghump his leg into a million pieces.

Okaaaaaaay, as I slowly tip toe away.

 

[fumbler]

So is the Mighty Bush the Whore Tree's baby sister?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

So is the Mighty Bush the Whore Tree's baby sister?

Hes a rich mans BoshtrichBurger

Speaking of BoshBitch wheres he at??

 

[Nuffers]

You heard it here first, Son Of God is joining the Warriors as co-captain with Frankston Rover and is chopping down the Whore Tree.

But I thought Soggy was the Whore Tree...

 

[This Is Anfield]

But I thought Soggy was the Whore Tree...

No he's the "Sanctimonious, Holier Than Thou, Totally Deluded bit of wood".

 

[fumbler]

No he's the "Sanctimonious, Holier Than Thou, Totally Deluded bit of wood".

That turd won't flush.

Is Nuffers flying the bus to this pants down park?

 

[tigland]

But I thought Soggy was the Whore Tree...

Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays

 

[Nuffers]

That turd won't flush.

Is Nuffers flying the bus to this pants down park?

Should've turned left

 

[zackah]

Hi furfies we meet again.

Should we just pick up from where we left last time or would you like to prep yourselves first?

 

[This Is Anfield]

Hi furfies we meet again.

Should we just pick up from where we left last time or would you like to prep yourselves first?

If the prep consists of the happy gas, prep awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

If the prep consists of the happy gas, prep awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Isn't that stuff used to relax sphincters?

 

[This Is Anfield]

Isn't that stuff used to relax sphincters?

You're shitting me!

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Isn't that stuff used to relax sphincters?

Rohypnol works just as well but whatevs.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Should've turned left

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That av

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

But I thought Soggy was the Whore Tree...

You've got that sentence back to front

 

[This Is Anfield]

You've got that sentence back to front

 

[Shadow Man]

So is the Mighty Bush the Whore Tree's baby sister?

The Mighty Bush might be French.

 

[tigland]

The Mighty Bush might be French.

It is. Pretty sure the movie was made in the 70s

 

[Nuffers]

It is. Pretty sure the movie was made in the 70s

Natural pits then.

 

[tigland]

Natural pits then.

for a while i was waiting for the David Attenborough voice over.

 

[Les Norton]

My cat just coughed up a furie on the carpet. It was small, soft and smelly and very easy to dispose of - I can see why you took the name.

They look a bit like shit too

 

[fumbler]

I heard Jimmy Retired due to the warriors not having a Dynasty