Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Frankston Rover]

Smart, articulate, informative, multi-taskers who sometimes go looking for good natured humour in their down time and instead find a team full of bay boys backing each other up (a little too closely if you ask me) and declaring it funny despite evidence to the contrary?

Are you sad that we didn't ask you to join us or are you a sad that your team has shown about as much as the Washington Generals?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'm going to send you to Shinbone Alley when the game starts.

You're going to send me to a musical playing in New York's NoHo district?

Will you be performing?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Are you sad that we didn't ask you to join us or are you a sad that your team has shown about as much as the Washington Generals?

No and no.

I prefer the loyalty of being a one team player (aside from stints with now defunct sides) and the camaraderie and relative maturity of most of our side. Winning is a bonus.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Got your hand on it much?

I have to in this crowd. Lecherous cretins.

 

[bgt2110]

Are you sad that we didn't ask you to join us or are you a sad that your team has shown about as much as the Washington Generals?

Do you catch a ball as well as the packers team you support

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Ok - wow. You can see the cunning wit just oozing out of 52,000 plus posts of fail.
Aren't you a Carlton board mod? One of those heroic destroyers of lurking likers

Oh, he's mod bashing for a comeback in a fantasy football thread. Are you here for the game or here to troll?

 

[Les Norton]

..and relative maturity of most of our side..

I see what you did there.
I wouldn't be happy with Mashing in my team either

 

[Reginald Perrin]

You're going to send me to a musical playing in New York's NoHo district?

Will you be performing?


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You were the one that started with the Spin Doctors references.

I will be performing on Sunday. You will be unconscious.

If I'm not playing on you I might have to come looking for you.

 

[Les Norton]

Oh, he's mod bashing- Are you here for the game or here to troll?

Sorry, wasn't it you that was going on about "bay boys sticking together too much"
Ok for you to have a crack at another part of bigfooty, but not me.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

You were the one that started with the Spin Doctors references.

I will be performing on Sunday. You will be unconscious.

So our stats will be similar then.

If I'm not playing on you I might have to come looking for you.

Cool. Just have your autograph book and pen at the ready, I don't have a lot of time to spare. Have to get back and add to my post count you know.

 

[Les Norton]

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Mate, you pussied out of thread before. Once you've waved that white flag, you're goneski
You can leave now.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Sorry, wasn't it you that was going on about "bay boys sticking together too much"
Ok for you to have a crack at another part of bigfooty, but not me.

Wait, isn't the bay the core of your side? You're going to get all offended about a swipe at a general board whose entire premise is having swipes at each other, and that most of you frequent but anybody can freely post on? Is it a secret cult or something?

 

[Les Norton]

Wait, isn't the bay the core of your side? You're going to get all offended about a swipe at a general board whose entire premise is having swipes at each other, and that most of you frequent but anybody can freely post on? Is it a secret cult or something?

Takes a lot more to offend me than this. Was just evening the stakes after you sooked about my reference to your modding.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I see what you did there.
I wouldn't be happy with Mashing in my team either

I haven't caught up with who all of my teammates are to be honest. I was leaving wriggle room.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Smart, articulate, informative, multi-taskers who sometimes go looking for good natured humour in their down time and instead find a team full of bay boys backing each other up (a little too closely if you ask me) and declaring it funny despite evidence to the contrary?

I have actually read each of those 53,399 posts and everyone was GOLD. Apart from the time I got a red card for mentioning Chris Judd and the use of pressure point tactics.

Speaking of pressure points, it is hilarious to see how the #Ladygagawarriors respond to a bit of pressure. Instant Keyboard Warriors, posting a lot of rubbish and then running around in circles crying "We won the thread! We won the thread!" may fool each other, but nobody else is buying it. You can really tell that most of the #Ladygagawarriors spend too much time posting in The Bay, which is a poor place to be socialized.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Cool. Just have your autograph book and pen at the ready, I don't have a lot of time to spare. Have to get back and add to my post count you know.

Autographs are so passé. I'm collecting fingers now.

Can you please tell your team mates to wash off the button residue? It leaves a mark on the acid free backing paper.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Takes a lot more to offend me than this. Was just evening the stakes after you sooked about my reference to your modding.

I'm a Fantasy Qooty player for the Gold City Royals on BigFooty who also happens to support a team called Carlton in an alternative dimension. I know not of this moderating thing you speak of.

 

[Les Norton]

I have actually read each of those 53,399 posts and everyone was GOLD. Apart from the time I got a red card for mentioning Chris Judd and the use of pressure point tactics.

Speaking of pressure points, it is hilarious to see how the #Ladygagawarriors respond to a bit of pressure. Instant Keyboard Warriors, posting a lot of rubbish and then running around in circles crying "We won the thread! We won the thread!" may fool each other, but nobody else is buying it. You can really tell that most of the #Ladygagawarriors spend too much time posting in The Bay, which is a poor place to be socialized.

Have you posted or visited the Bay?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Autographs are so passé. I'm collecting fingers now.

Can you please tell your team mates to wash off the button residue? It leaves a mark on the acid free backing paper.

If they keep on pushing your buttons, they'll probably have to wash off a few more unmentionable substances as well.

Wear gloves people. Read your safety data sheets.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Have you posted or visited the Bay?

I'll ask the questions around here! Did you pass Year 11?
#Ladygagawarriors

 

[Les Norton]

I'll avoid the questions around here!

EFA

 

[3KZ is Football]

EFA

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

I'll ask the questions around here! Did you pass Year 11?
#Ladygagawarriors

Yes. That was an easy question.

Next.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

No. I've never been a member of any political party.

Next.

 

[Les Norton]

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

Why, do I remind you of Jerzei Balowski or maybe Ivan Drago?