Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Frankston Rover]

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One of these is a dysfunctional assembly of inbreds, halfwits and hangers on who, in their existence have had an inflated sense of worth, have achieved little and are more seen as an amusing freak show rather than a respected power. The other is the British Royal Family...

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Clearly, we're far more adorable than you as well.

Adorable does not a Qooty legend make. Just look at Mobbenfuhrer.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Hey #Ladygagawarriors , you might be able to help me. This looks like a Frankston Rover, but I'm not sure. It might be a Frankston Porsche Cayenne. Any ideas?

Given the steering wheel is on the wrong side, I'd say you're an idiot.

 

[Les Norton]

Wow, what an intriguing 20 minutes of catching up that was.
Outcome.
- Dymmot's alias plays for the Royals.
- Soggy São has admitted to his unhealthy Warriors obsession. 19 posts in our match thread last week and more the week before.
- There is a stadium that's looks a lot like an important part of a female's (and at least one button mashing Royal's) anatomy.
- The smuttiest post was actually a Royal post.
- The Mighty Boosh will win best first year player award by a freaking mile.
- That the Warriors are smashing the Royals in this thread (and someone had a Billy Brownless sooky lala)
- I've been liking posts quicker that el dubya

Super work from FR, Stronzo, Reg Perrin, TMB

Keep hitting em hard Warriors

 

[BigJoeD_]

Given the steering wheel is on the wrong side, I'd say you're an idiot.

Indeed, he seems to be off his 3KZ

 

[3KZ is Football]

Given the steering wheel is on the wrong side, I'd say you're an idiot.

You are right, they don't allow left hand drive vehicles in Frankston, apart from the rubbish trucks.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Nuh uh

Two princes beating each other. Is that from the Royals' last team bonding session?

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

You are right, they don't allow left hand drive vehicles drive in Frankston, apart from the rubbish trucks.

You are hilarious.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Wow, what an intriguing 20 minutes of catching up that was.
Outcome.
- Dymmot's alias plays for the Royals.
- Soggy São has admitted to his unhealthy Warriors obsession. 19 posts in our match thread last week and more the week before.
- There is a stadium that's looks a lot like an important part of a female's (and at least one button mashing Royal's) anatomy.
- The smuttiest post was actually a Royal post.
- The Mighty Boosh will win best first year player award by a freaking mile.
- That the Warriors are smashing the Royals in this thread (and someone had a Billy Brownless sooky lala)
- I've been liking posts quicker that el dubya

- and anybody that spends 20 minutes reading every post in a fantasy football match thread to catch up, summarise and hand out fake awards probably looks up to people who have no life.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

You are hilarious.

zOMG, best first year player.

 

[Stronzo]

- and anybody that spends 20 minutes reading every post in a fantasy football match thread to catch up, summarise and hand out fake awards probably looks up to people who have no life.

 

[bgt2110]

Who cares who wins the thread wars, i would take a win on Sunday over any hammering we get in here.

 

[Stronzo]

Who cares who wins the thread wars, i would take a win on Sunday over any hammering we get in here.

We'll just take both.

 

[Frankston Rover]

- and anybody that spends 20 minutes reading every post in a fantasy football match thread to catch up, summarise and hand out fake awards probably looks up to people who have no life.

What about people with 50,000+ posts to their name?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Two princes beating each other. Is that from the Royals' last team bonding session?

They are obviously fighting for your affections.

Said if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you wanted to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now

 

[Frankston Rover]

Who cares who wins the thread wars, i would take a win on Sunday over any hammering we get in here.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

- and anybody that spends 20 minutes reading every post in a fantasy football match thread to catch up, summarise and hand out fake awards probably looks up to people who have no life.

Awwwww... nothing for you, apart from those sour grapes huh?

Here, have a fake award.

 

[Les Norton]

Indeed, he seems to be off his 3KZ

Chicken dinner

 

[Reginald Perrin]

They are obviously fighting for your affections.

Said if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you wanted to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now

I'm going to send you to Shinbone Alley when the game starts.

 

[Stronzo]

I've got a new idea for the Royals' team flag.

It will be the same as it is now, but all the colours turned to white, set on a white background.

It's either that, or a button set on a white background.

 

[timtamWB]

What about people with 50,000+ posts to their name?

Since he's been here for over 14 years, I reckon that's not too bad personally.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

What about people with 50,000+ posts to their name?

Smart, articulate, informative, multi-taskers who sometimes go looking for good natured humour in their down time and instead find a team full of bay boys backing each other up (a little too closely if you ask me) and declaring it funny despite evidence to the contrary?

 

[Stronzo]

Smart, articulate, informative, multi-taskers who sometimes go looking for good natured humour in their down time and instead find a team full of bay boys backing each other up (a little too closely if you ask me) and declaring it funny despite evidence to the contrary?

Got your hand on it much?

 

[Les Norton]

- and anybody that spends 20 minutes reading every post in a fantasy football match thread to catch up, summarise and hand out fake awards probably looks up to people who have no life.

Ok - wow. You can see the cunning wit just oozing out of 52,000 plus posts of fail.
Aren't you a Carlton board mod? One of those heroic destroyers of lurking likers

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

zOMG, best first year player.

To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.