Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[oogac]

There have been a variety of different posts and different reporters, not one button masher.

So just to clarify we are playing a whole team of Button Mashers?

 

[oogac]

Dont worry ... I will report the post myself.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

So just to clarify we are playing a whole team of Button Mashers?

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Push The Button the theme song for these ladies?

 

[Papa Juggs]

The dreaded brony reference

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Let Reggie decide whether he wants to hold his breathe or not. Let's not shut this down too soon.

Proposition currently under consideration. He's my team mate, so I should really support him, but I can't stand anybody telling me what to do. I may have to toss a coin.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I was going to try to write a story this week but I'm a bit busy and my talents would probably be buried as this thread pushes 1000 posts of 1 liners like the one I've quoted.

If you don't like one liners, hold your phone vertically... I'm sure you know where this is headed.

Perhaps it's just difficult for you to quote one brilliant post of yours with one hand typing and one hand waving that white flag.

 

[BigJoeD_]

What could possibly have been offensive enough to mash Juggalo Balla?

 

[Stronzo]

I do like the report button and I won't hesitate to use it again.

The Warriors have had a whole season to clean up their act. I was told many times that they would settle in and things would be right.

Son of God is just repeating what I've already said long ago. Frankston Rover is captain and it is his responsibility to keep his players in line and set a good example. Obviously he still doesn't give a shit and is a blight on this league.

He should step down and make somebody that can handle the task rather than let his team run around like 14yo wanabee thugs making the whole place look trashy.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

What could possibly have been offensive enough to mash Juggalo Balla?

Avocado?

 

[Stronzo]

Enough with the one line posts guys.

 

[3KZ is Football]

I do like the report button and I won't hesitate to use it again.

The Warriors have had a whole season to clean up their act. I was told many times that they would settle in and things would be right.

Son of God is just repeating what I've already said long ago. Frankston Rover is captain and it is his responsibility to keep his players in line and set a good example. Obviously he still doesn't give a shit and is a blight on this league.

He should step down and make somebody that can handle the task rather than let his team run around like 14yo wanabee thugs making the whole place look trashy.

I agree.

 

[Marlowe]

- That the Warriors are smashing the Royals in this thread

Lol. That is not exactly true. But let's face it, far too many people enter these threads under the impression that they owe it their team to "win the banter". Little does anyone know, there is no "winning" the "banter" because nobody will ever concede that they lost it, for starters, and, secondly, because this isn't Cinema Sins, nobody is keeping a counter - nobody impartial could do that by the way, and believe me, I did try. I have read more brain-cell destroying match threads than brain cells that I ever had to begin with, and I can tell you, from personal experience, these threads always go the same way.


Day 1
Team #1: Go Team #1.
Team #2: Go Team #2! (note that Team #2 is slightly louder than Team #1. This does constitute a victory, it is but small manner of overcompensation by virtue of being Team #2)

Day 2
Team #1: We are better than Team #2.
Team #2: We are better than Team #1.
Team #1: Nah.
Team #2: Yeah-huh.
(repeat ad nauseam)

Day 3
Team #1: [Simpsons .gif]
Team #2: [doge meme]
Team #1: [YouTube video]
Team #2: [Simpsons .jpg]
Team #1 & #2: That was lame, guys.

Day 4
Team #1: WHEN IS THE ****ING MATCH STARTING!
Team #2: OMG! TEAM #1! SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I ****ING STAB YOU IN THE ****ING EYES!

Day 5
Team #1: ...
Team #2: ...
(note it is Saturday, nobody ever posts on Saturday, contrary to popular belief, we do have lives to live)

Day 6
Team #1: [match result positive/negative]
Team #2: [match result negative/positive]
Team #1: Good game, Team #2.
Team #2: Good game, Team #1.

...and that is every match thread in league history. There are no winners, or losers, just spent energy and wasted seconds of our youth.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

It made you spend all that effort on your post.

I'm chalking that down as a win. (Note two line response).

 

[Frankston Rover]

Haha Juggalo Balla and Son of God in the same team.

You guys sponsored by Kleenex?

 

[zackah]

Did I miss a button mashing episode and not have the chance to contribute my own posts to said mashing?

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

I agree.

I have an idea. You and Juggalo and soggy should get together and form some kind of club - somewhere you can express your like minded views about video games and comedy destroying the fabric of society. And bloody Christmas presents at Chrissy? What's that about.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Did I miss a button mashing episode and not have the chance to contribute my own posts to said mashing?

There's still time.

I do like the report button and I won't hesitate to use it again.

 

[zackah]

Juggs with his panties in a bunch.

Who woulda thought?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Instant Keyboard Warriors, posting a lot of rubbish and then running around in circles crying "We won the thread! We won the thread!" may fool each other, but nobody else is buying it.

Have a gander at one of your leaders:

I thought you weren't going to engage me in match threads. You see I'm the messiah. I tend to get a reaction and have long had the ability to turn even the best into water.

I never once received a thank you either for leaving the Warios and giving you the chance to gain a title. You epitomise the phrase Bradbury.

He is the personification of what you just described.

Have fun being glued to the bench 3KZ. How dare you disrespect your co-captain.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Going to bully me for using the report button?

 

[zackah]

Going to bully me for using the report button?

Bullying is repeated harassment.

Next time I'll pick something else

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Going to bully me for using the report button?

It's light hearted mockery for being such a stick in the mud and abusing the report button - which should be used only for genuine bullying, harassment and abuse.

Here is a novel idea, you are not always right and you won't always agree with everything others say. No need to mash the button every time you feel insecure.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Going to bully me for using the report button?

Why would we bully you? You admitted to being a regular user of the report button. That's an own goal.

Is it reportable to pity an opponent?

 

[Stronzo]

Don't bully him guys, he'll mash the button.

Oh shit, did I just bully him?

It's a real mine field posting in the same thread as Juggs .

 

[The Mighty Boosh]