Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Frankston Rover]

Winning is a bonus.

LOL, when does that kick in?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

LOL, when does that kick in?

Usually when we get 50 points down as evidenced by our game last week.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Usually when we get 50 points down as evidenced by our game last week.

Thanks for the inside tip. We'll sit on a lead about 40 points.

 

[bgt2110]

Take a break from the badgering for a moment, i am sitting on 999 likes. Who wants the privilege of being my 1000th

 

[timtamWB]

Take a break from the badgering for a moment, i am sitting on 999 likes. Who wants the privilege of being my 1000th

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Take a break from the badgering for a moment, i am sitting on 999 likes. Who wants the privilege of being my 1000th

Dude you blew it. 999 is an incredibly lucky number. You should have disabled the ability to like your posts and stayed there. Now you're gonna have to wait 10 or 20 years to get 8888 or 9999 likes.

There go the royals premiership chances.

 

[Easty]

Reginald Perrin

It's very difficult to take your 'banter' seriously when your signature shows your love for all things purple, which includes us at the Royals. You can come join us and surround yourself in some more purple if you like; ever since fumbler left we've needed a new court jester.

 

[bgt2110]

Thanks mate

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Thanks for the inside tip. We'll sit on a lead about 40 points.

I'm not sure you guys can afford to sit on any lead.

 

[sverik25]

Ultimate Warrior:

Ultimate Royal:

If anyone actually succeeded in taking down the Queen (I doubt it, I mean look at those eyes ) the rest of their life would be misery. Same applies to us, so you'd want to hope you lose on Sunday night.

 

[Les Norton]

If anyone actually succeeded in taking down the Queen (I doubt it, I mean look at those eyes ) the rest of their life would be misery. Same applies to us, so you'd want to hope you lose on Sunday night.

Sorry, we're Republicans.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Reginald Perrin

It's very difficult to take your 'banter' seriously when your signature shows your love for all things purple, which includes us at the Royals. You can come join us and surround yourself in some more purple if you like; ever since fumbler left we've needed a new court jester.

I'm going to be surrounded by you purple lot on Sunday, because I'll have the ball. My peace of mind will then be enhanced by Warrior goals. That will be all the enhancing I can handle until that microsurgery appointment on Tuesday.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

I'm not sure you guys can afford to sit on any lead.

Forgive me if I don't hurry to embrace winning strategy and tactics from a royal.

 

[Stronzo]

Quite the arrogance about them. Not sure what's backing it up, but a fair guess it's mostly piss and wind.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Forgive me if I don't hurry to embrace winning strategy and tactics from a royal.

Last I checked we were both 1-1 and together on the ladder.

 

[Tommycash]

I don't get it. People keep referring to offensive material being deleted ITT and yet I can still see Royals' posts.

We're a team that needs to find our place somewhere. Maybe smut and snuff is that place.

 

[Mobbs]

Adorable does not a Qooty legend make. Just look at Mobbenfuhrer.

You know you want it.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I do like the report button and I won't hesitate to use it again.

The Warriors have had a whole season to clean up their act. I was told many times that they would settle in and things would be right.

Son of God is just repeating what I've already said long ago. Frankston Rover is captain and it is his responsibility to keep his players in line and set a good example. Obviously he still doesn't give a shit and is a blight on this league.

He should step down and make somebody that can handle the task rather than let his team run around like 14yo wanabee thugs making the whole place look trashy.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

I do like the report button and I won't hesitate to use it again.

The Warriors have had a whole season to clean up their act. I was told many times that they would settle in and things would be right.

Son of God is just repeating what I've already said long ago. Frankston Rover is captain and it is his responsibility to keep his players in line and set a good example. Obviously he still doesn't give a shit and is a blight on this league.

He should step down and make somebody that can handle the task rather than let his team run around like 14yo wanabee thugs making the whole place look trashy.

Let me know if you need a hand removing the stick from your rear end.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I do like the report button and I won't hesitate to use it again.

The Warriors have had a whole season to clean up their act. I was told many times that they would settle in and things would be right.

Son of God is just repeating what I've already said long ago. Frankston Rover is captain and it is his responsibility to keep his players in line and set a good example. Obviously he still doesn't give a shit and is a blight on this league.

He should step down and make somebody that can handle the task rather than let his team run around like 14yo wanabee thugs making the whole place look trashy.

Trashy? Really? How about linking me up with one or two of your gems, Stud? I'm sure you won't mind leading the way.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Trashy? Really? How about linking me up with one or two of your gems, Stud? I'm sure you won't mind leading the way.

Don't hold your breathe Reggie.

The conversation was had, the mods asked to leave it at that, and this arrogant twat has to come in all high and mighty.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

You know you want it.

*Sigh* ... you are a charismatic bastard, I'll give you that.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Trashy? Really? How about linking me up with one or two of your gems, Stud? I'm sure you won't mind leading the way.

I was going to try to write a story this week but I'm a bit busy and my talents would probably be buried as this thread pushes 1000 posts of 1 liners like the one I've quoted.

Don't hold your breathe Reggie.

The conversation was had, the mods asked to leave it at that, and this arrogant twat has to come in all high and mighty.

The admin has said that nobody can put pressure on FRs shabby captaincy? Yeah sure. He is a flog of the highest order and should take responsibility for the behaviour of those he leads*

*word used loosely as that's not what is happening.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Don't hold your breathe Reggie.

Let Reggie decide whether he wants to hold his breathe or not. Let's not shut this down too soon.

The conversation was had, the mods asked to leave it at that, and this arrogant twat has to come in all high and mighty.

We are Royals ... by definition high and mighty. Our twats have reason to be arrogant.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

I was going to try to write a story this week but I'm a bit busy and my talents would probably be buried as this thread pushes 1000 posts of 1 liners like the one I've quoted.



The admin has said that nobody can put pressure on FRs shabby captaincy? Yeah sure. He is a flog of the highest order and should take responsibility for the behaviour of those he leads*

*word used loosely as that's not what is happening.

He leads well by example. I get the feeling you'd prefer it if there were no banter at all - just a random sim after which you can gloat about past glories*


*in royals case just remain silent