Official Match Thread S19 R7-Las Vegas Bears vs Baghdad Bandits at The Stadium in the Sky

[Shermy]

How about a FF

I guess.

There be competition for the spot, the joys of being a captain.

 

[brahj]

Can you go down and get me a coffee, please. I can't mock myself without being high on caffeine. While brahj is getting my double shot, light on the soy, cinnamon-chai mocha cino, no whip, sprinkles with another shot on top, let's decide which 1D song we should sing in memory of Zayn.

You're going to trust an opposition player, or rather, the guy from the other team who probably wouldn't think twice about tainting your beverage... Brave.

Enjoy...

 

[Magruder]

I will smash you in the gob

Stop...

For the love of god. Or else I will give you all a human touch... to the face.

But that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it

I have no beef with KC or his Sunshine Band.

Obviously Bigeasy has a problem with the sunshine band

 

[Magruder]

You're going to trust an opposition player, or rather, the guy from the other team who probably wouldn't think twice about tainting your beverage... Brave.

Enjoy...

Please tell me that's not warm apple juice.

Maybe a shot of chartruese?

 

[The Half Back]

I may not have been very active the last few days/rounds/seasons/years, but do the Bombers/Bandits actually have anyone else besides beez, Shermy or Bigeasy? If so, please tag them all so they come and join this 'so called banter' your mob is slopping up. It's truly horrendous, worse than Thursday night slop, at least pants gives us a slice of bread with it!

 

[brahj]

Please tell me that's not warm apple juice.

Maybe a shot of chartruese?

Nup, it's piss. Sorry beez

(Not actually sorry)

 

[Magruder]

Nup, it's piss. Sorry beez

(Not actually sorry)

"warm" apple juice

 

[Magruder]

Can you go down and get me a coffee, please. I can't mock myself without being high on caffeine. While brahj is getting my double shot, light on the soy, cinnamon-chai mocha cino, no whip, sprinkles with another shot on top, let's decide which 1D song we should sing in memory of Zayn.

didn't realise they have songs. Thought they were all about shagging Taylor Swift.

 

[Quivorir]

Can you go down and get me a coffee, please. I can't mock myself without being high on caffeine. While brahj is getting my double shot, light on the soy, cinnamon-chai mocha cino, no whip, sprinkles with another shot on top, let's decide which 1D song we should sing in memory of Zayn.

This one. It took me far longer than I'd like to admit to realise that the chick was a dude.

 

[Magruder]

This one. It took me far longer than I'd like to admit to realise that the chick was a dude.

It's Beng

 

[brahj]

This one. It took me far longer than I'd like to admit to realise that the chick was a dude.

It's like Hanson all over again...

 

[Shermy]

It's like Hanson all over again...

Give yourself an uppercut for this rubbish

 

[pantskyle]

It's like Hanson all over again...

I once masturbated to him thinking he was a she, once I found out I kept going though.

 

[Shermy]

I once masturbated to him thinking he was a she, once I found out I kept going though.

Whilst I can happily say this has not occurred for me, I understand the continuation.

 

[pantskyle]

Whilst I can happily say this has not occurred for me, I understand the continuation.

Deep down I think I knew.

 

[Shermy]

Deep down I think I knew.

It was simpler times before the Internet was a thing

 

[pantskyle]

Magruder with the invisibility cloak

 

[Quivorir]

I once masturbated to him thinking he was a she, once I found out I kept going though.

Not for one second do I believe this is a lie.

 

[Aussie Assault]

Ladies..

 

[pantskyle]

Ladies..

beez he is missing a dot. Beat him.

 

[NotSoLileasy]

Good win against the royals last week, nothing will stop us dismantling this mob, go Bandits!




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[Quivorir]

Hehe. That's cute.

 

[Magruder]

Ladies..

If you're straight that's the general idea.

The question is with or without the hijab?

 

[pantskyle]

Good win against the royals last week, nothing will stop us dismantling this mob, go Bandits!




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Who or what the **** are you?

Bandits will literally sign a piece of shit to play for them.

 

[Quivorir]

If you're straight that's the general idea.

The question is with or without the hijab?

Half on half off.