Official Match Thread S19 R9 Fighting Furies vs Coney Island Warriors at Punt Road Oval (MOTR)

[Frankston Rover]

Shared a bottle of Glenlivet with my Dad a few years back, which we enjoyed immensely. I had mine like I usually do, over a little ice, while Dad only ever drank his scotch neat (btw FR, Dad always dropped the "the only thing you put with scotch is more scotch" line).

So we're about half way through when one of Dad's mates dropped by, so we offered him a glass. He then spoiled it by topping it up with the only cola he found in Dad's fridge - the $2 shop's homebrand cola.
We nearly spewed.
Suffice to say we didn't offer him another. What a terrible waste.

So he may as well have pissed in it...

I remember my Dad telling me the story of one of his Aunties, years ago, after her husband died throwing out old bottles of old Scotch (10 year old bottles of Glenfiddich for example) because "they were probably off anyway..."

My Dad said he wept for days...

 

[Smoooothy]

I remember my Dad telling me the story of one of his Aunties, years ago, after her husband died throwing out old bottles of old Scotch (10 year old bottles of Glenfiddich for example) because "they were probably off anyway..."

My Dad said he wept for days...

this is how wars start

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Yep, that about sums it up.

I had one Irish guy who had Tullamore Dew on ice - but you weren't allowed to use another glass or tip out his ice as he felt the ice 'took on' the flavour. You could add ice, just not tip it out.

I had two Scotsmen - both had Scotch Whiskey but one had it with a dash of water as he said it 'activated' the Scotch and improved the flavour. The other one's favourite saying was "The only thing you put in Scotch is more Scotch." Neat - no nothing.

I asked them about the others and the only two who agreed were the two Scotsmen who agreed that Tullamore Dew was Irish shit.

I've worked behind the bar at several bowling clubs and this is all very familiar. One of the more refined gentleman took his whiskey with milk. Another wanted a small jug of water next to his whiskey "just in case" and never used it.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I thought they dressed up as animals and shagged each other. Don't they? Closet dog rooters.

They root dogs in closets?

**** we mix with some sick campaigners

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

That's where we store our gardening equipment to maintain the whore tree.

Are you calling me a ho?















Boom tish

 

[El Dubya]

Are you calling me a ho?















Boom tish

Well I'd never confuse you for a housewife.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

Well I'd never confuse you for a housewife.

What about a housewife with a hoe?

 

[Les Norton]

Same these days........I drink beer on most occasions, or a hood glass of wine if I'm out for dinner. Scotch is my wind down drink. Used to love the bourbon as a kid....by the bucket load. Playing country footy, that's what you do

Not Woodstock

 

[Shadow Man]

What about a housewife with a hoe?

Nice, the daily double!!

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Not Woodstock

Nobody with half a brain would drink those 440ml cans of methylated spirits. I was more a jimmy beam man......that is until I discovered scotch and all it's deliciousness

 

[Retired Jimmy]

What about a housewife with a hoe?

What did you say about my wife?????????

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

What did you say about my wife?????????

Relax mate. I'm sure she's been busy ploughing the fields, pickling gherkins, and eating peaches.
Just like Barbara Good in The Good Life.

 

[Frankston Rover]

If I came home and found my wife with a hoe in her hands, I think I'd be pretty happy.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

Some of Brent Smythe and Barrie's finest work.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Relax mate. I'm sure she's been busy ploughing the fields, pickling gherkins, and eating peaches.
Just like Barbara Good in The Good Life.
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Wrong.......my wife would never pull her weight

 

[Les Norton]

Nobody with half a brain would drink those 440ml cans of methylated spirits. I was more a jimmy beam man......that is until I discovered scotch and all it's deliciousness

My brother moved to Somerville about 12 years ago. Invited the Court around to say hi, reckons every bloke brought half a doz Woodies.
He now lives in Mt Martha.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

My brother moved to Somerville about 12 years ago. Invited the Court around to say hi, reckons every bloke brought half a doz Woodies.
He now lives in Mt Martha.

Yes they're a little more refined on the other side of the M11. Still a little too close to Tyabb for my liking

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

If I came home and found my wife with a hoe in her hands, I think I'd be pretty happy.

Or her hands in a hoe, amirite?

 

[Frankston Rover]

My brother moved to Somerville about 12 years ago. Invited the Court around to say hi, reckons every bloke brought half a doz Woodies.
He now lives in Mt Martha.

Yes they're a little more refined on the other side of the M11. Still a little too close to Tyabb for my liking

Hey, hey, I'm from Somerville.

Sounds about right though.

 

[Les Norton]

Yes they're a little more refined on the other side of the M11. Still a little too close to Tyabb for my liking

Are you from Tyabb?

Hey, hey, I'm from Somerville.

Sounds about right though.

I don't see you as a Woodie drinker FR

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Are you from Tyabb?


I don't see you as a Woodie drinker FR

No mate, not from Tyabb.......been camping /fishing down that way on a few occasions. Wandered into town for few Froffies, and let's jut sy tht there from a time gone by

 

[Frankston Rover]

Are you from Tyabb?


I don't see you as a Woodie drinker FR

No, definitely not a Woodie drinker.

I live on the good side of the railway line.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

No, definitely not a Woodie drinker.

I live on the good side of the railway line.

Does the train really go that far?

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Give up the evil drink guys. Best day of my life when I gave up that devils stuff.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Give up the evil drink guys. Best day of my life when I gave up that devils stuff.

You had no choice,.....that West End shit is undrinkable