Official Match Thread S21 First Preliminary Final: Geelong Wolves vs East Side Hawks @ The Lair

[mike123]

No it's not. If you lose its a failure.

If you ain't first, you're last.

Math isn't your strong point, is it?

 

[pantskyle]

Math isn't your strong point, is it?

It is, however I didn't use any maths in my comment.

Understanding sayings isn't your strong point is it?

 

[Mr Eagle]

 

[Taylor]

Has anyone ever held a shake weight?

 

[Biggie]

No.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Has anyone ever held a shake weight?

Is it anything like destroying a wolf?

 

[yyou]

Cool

Can't wait to tear you lot a new one in the big dance

that's if you even make it lol

Tear up as in shed tears, maybe

Prelim final! This is what I'm born for!

Until the GF, Skip

 

[SM]

Has anyone ever held a shake weight?

I'm getting interesting mental images.

 

[yyou]

Cant wait for the melts when you gooses lose to us

Geese?
Nah, Wolves!
As opposed to whoreks

My SFA career has been built on helping, not running away because things didn't go my way.

Face it, you're as soft as a pillow.

Your pillow is only soft because of all of your bite marks

No it's not. If you lose its a failure.

If you ain't first, you're last.

So you're last?

 

[yyou]

Nerd.

He's a dren (Happy Days reference)

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Wolves, there is a crippled boy sitting in hospital who wants you to win this game. I know this because...well, I crippled him myself to inspire you

 

[Papa Juggs]

I thought maybe this was a prelim final thread? I'd like to applaud everybody for keeping spam to a minimum but c'mon lets get hyped!!!

ClarkeM is a washed up hack, can't kick the footy straight and is probably just a week away from retirement.

I'm not sure they even have any good players left. Didn't croweater 41 jump ship? He was carrying this rabble both on and off the field.

In other news we're not long off a team announcement which will rock the SFA to its very core.

 

[SM]

The SFA has had its core rocked so many times this season that it may be ready for me to smelt it into some good ol' gold and silver.

Amirite Doctor Colossus?

 

[pantskyle]

I thought maybe this was a prelim final thread? I'd like to applaud everybody for keeping spam to a minimum but c'mon lets get hyped!!!

ClarkeM is a washed up hack, can't kick the footy straight and is probably just a week away from retirement.

I'm not sure they even have any good players left. Didn't croweater 41 jump ship? He was carrying this rabble both on and off the field.

In other news we're not long off a team announcement which will rock the SFA to its very core.

You're against the Hawks, not the Wonders.

 

[pantskyle]

The SFA has had its core rocked so many times this season that it may be ready for me to smelt it into some good ol' gold and silver.

Amirite Doctor Colossus?

If you find the ore.

 

[Papa Juggs]

You're against the Hawks, not the Wonders.

So I am, now that was a bit of a bungle. I guess I was not only reading the draw wrong but also not paying attention to the title of the match thread.

Sometimes I'm just completely out of it.

All I need to know is where the big sticks are.

 

[SM]

If you find the ore.

Oh I'll find it.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I now know exactly what I was thinking.

I'm prescient you see. I'm already into grand final bantering. This week the result is already a given. I mean the Dragons are ****ing garbage and so are the rabble we're playing.

 

[Biggie]

I now know exactly what I was thinking.

I'm prescient you see. I'm already into grand final bantering. This week the result is already a given. I mean the Dragons are ******* garbage and so are the rabble we're playing.

lol

No pressure Wolves.

None at all.

 

[pantskyle]

I now know exactly what I was thinking.

I'm prescient you see. I'm already into grand final bantering. This week the result is already a given. I mean the Dragons are ******* garbage and so are the rabble we're playing.

Did you manage to overthrow Quivorir as captain?

 

[mike123]

It is, however I didn't use any maths in my comment.

Understanding sayings isn't your strong point is it?

I understand the saying, I just don't agree with it.

 

[pantskyle]

I understand the saying, I just don't agree with it.

If you lose I'll award you a participation award so you don't feel like a loser.

 

[mike123]

ClarkeM is a washed up hack, can't kick the footy straight and is probably just a week away from retirement.

I hope the wonders keep trying to carry him.

 

[mike123]

If you lose I'll award you a participation award so you don't feel like a loser.

You're going to have to wait until next season to hand it to me then.

 

[pantskyle]

You're going to have to wait until next season to hand it to me then.

Fingers crossed for you. I hope you never lose another game ever!