Official Match Thread S21 First Preliminary Final: Geelong Wolves vs East Side Hawks @ The Lair

[mike123]

Fingers crossed for you. I hope you never lose another game ever!

Doesn't everybody?

 

[Quivorir]

Did you manage to overthrow Quivorir as captain?

I believe all plans were shelved.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Okay lads, prelim final.

I signed up to this club in Season 15. In all the years, nay decades, nay centuries that have passed since that fateful day, I've not played in a prelim. Truthfully, I don't actually know if I've played in a prelim, and now I think about it, I think I actually may've. But I'm going to stick with what could be a lie for dramatic effect. And that's the lesson here guys, never let the pursuit of truth get in the way of a story. That's what you've got to remember out there on the field. I think. #geauxhawks

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Okay lads, prelim final.

I signed up to this club in Season 15. In all the years, nay decades, nay centuries that have passed since that fateful day, I've not played in a prelim. Truthfully, I don't actually know if I've played in a prelim, and now I think about it, I think I actually may've. But I'm going to stick with what could be a lie for dramatic effect. And that's the lesson here guys, never let the pursuit of truth get in the way of a story. That's what you've got to remember out there on the field. I think. #geauxhawks

#doitforkarny

 

[stew42]

Okay lads, prelim final.

I signed up to this club in Season 15. In all the years, nay decades, nay centuries that have passed since that fateful day, I've not played in a prelim. Truthfully, I don't actually know if I've played in a prelim, and now I think about it, I think I actually may've. But I'm going to stick with what could be a lie for dramatic effect. And that's the lesson here guys, never let the pursuit of truth get in the way of a story. That's what you've got to remember out there on the field. I think. #geauxhawks

Might one of these help?
See ya on the field, Schlongbottom!

 

[ClarkeM]

I thought maybe this was a prelim final thread? I'd like to applaud everybody for keeping spam to a minimum but c'mon lets get hyped!!!

ClarkeM is a washed up hack, can't kick the footy straight and is probably just a week away from retirement.

I'm not sure they even have any good players left. Didn't croweater 41 jump ship? He was carrying this rabble both on and off the field.

In other news we're not long off a team announcement which will rock the SFA to its very core.

Floating week

 

[Taylor]

Floater week?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Okay lads, prelim final.

I signed up to this club in Season 15. In all the years, nay decades, nay centuries that have passed since that fateful day, I've not played in a prelim. Truthfully, I don't actually know if I've played in a prelim, and now I think about it, I think I actually may've. But I'm going to stick with what could be a lie for dramatic effect. And that's the lesson here guys, never let the pursuit of truth get in the way of a story. That's what you've got to remember out there on the field. I think. #geauxhawks

It's a beautiful story. It's moving. It's genuine*. It's why I got up this morning. It's why I'm still at this club. It's why I'm going to kick 3.1 in a 32 possession matchwinning performance. It's why we're all gonna get laid afterwards by our groupies of choice.

#doitforkarny

Everything I do, I #doitforkarny

 

[Wacky Tiger]

It's a beautiful story. It's moving. It's genuine*. It's why I got up this morning. It's why I'm still at this club. It's why I'm going to kick 3.1 in a 32 possession matchwinning performance. It's why we're all gonna get laid afterwards by our groupies of choice.



Everything I do, I #doitforkarny

Not #doitwithkarny man

 

[Biggie]

Coffee and chocolate time.

 

[SM]

Coffee and chocolate time.

That'll certainly cause a floater.

 

[Papa Juggs]

lol

No pressure Wolves.

None at all.

Correct. This is a nothing game. The real grand final is next week.

We have a better midfield, better teamwork, better goalkickers and just all round better players.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Not #doitwithkarny man

Are the two mutually exclusive?

 

[Taylor]

Coffee and chocolate time.

It's late for coffee isnt it?

 

[Biggie]

It's late for coffee isnt it?

No not really Tay. Doesn't seem to affect me.

Righto, it's lifting time.

 

[Taylor]

No not really Tay. Doesn't seem to affect me.

Righto, it's lifting time.

Ooo I'm going to work out now too

 

[Biggie]

Where you train?

 

[mike123]

Okay lads, prelim final.

I signed up to this club in Season 15. In all the years, nay decades, nay centuries that have passed since that fateful day, I've not played in a prelim. Truthfully, I don't actually know if I've played in a prelim, and now I think about it, I think I actually may've. But I'm going to stick with what could be a lie for dramatic effect. And that's the lesson here guys, never let the pursuit of truth get in the way of a story. That's what you've got to remember out there on the field. I think. #geauxhawks

So you're not going to let the truth of us kicking your ass get in the way of a good story.

 

[Biggie]

No pressure though.

 

[Papa Juggs]

It's late for coffee isnt it?

I'll skol 2 litres of Coke right here right now and still fall straight asleep.

 

[Biggie]

I'll skol 2 litres of Coke right here right now and still fall straight asleep.

Yep same boat here.

 

[Taylor]

Where you train?

I was the rake running around Joondalup.

Now I'm home and start sweating. It is so cold.

 

[Taylor]

I'll skol 2 litres of Coke right here right now and still fall straight asleep.

Puts the die in diabetes?

 

[Biggie]

I was the rake running around Joondalup.

Now I'm home and start sweating. It is so cold.

Ugh running.

Been lazy for the past 2 weeks regarding running.

I'm at Surge.

 

[Taylor]

Ugh running.

Been lazy for the past 2 weeks regarding running.

I'm at Surge.

I do it as a stress relief